Who would you LEAST like to get a beer with?

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  1. cumdogmillionaire

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    Broadcasting- Michelle Tafoya
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    Baseball- Curt Schilling
     
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  2. Nug

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    You got a lot to learn vagina face.

    Also confirms that you'd be my least favorite to have a beer with. How's Fosters non-alcoholic? Prolly better than the regular.
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  3. Nug

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    Surprised Schilling made it this long without being mentioned. Good call.
     
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  4. Gaknight

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    and JJ and Chris Duhon
     
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  5. MLS

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    The cast of "The View"

    I was thinking about some of the real housewives ones but honestly that might be a good time
     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    I don’t think I’ve ever given thought to who I don’t want to spend time with just who I would.
     
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  7. Butthead

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    Apparently he is an extreme asshole so it might be fun
     
  8. Eathan Edwards

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    From my and MLS perspective and I'm sure anyone else that has worked in the service industry - you're gonna have a hot list of terrible people you have to deal with.

    It's actually one of the most common questions I get - "who was your worst celebrity customer ever?"

    Define worst.
     
  9. ARSENAL

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    Man probably Hitler. I don’t speak German and I’m pretty sure he ain’t speaking American. Plus he had some bad ideas. It would be a bad scene, man.
     
  10. Room 15

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    Fuck. There it is.
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    Nor do I, and I watch a ton of baseball. I think he’s better at it than football.
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    He’s the type who can’t just have a beer. He’d have some dumb “get to know you” game or list of topics.
     
  13. ARSENAL

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    RichRod #2. There would be a lot of questions and accusations during that fine Pilsner drink
     
  14. bigred77

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    Christian laettner
     
  15. Drown ‘Em

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    Joe Buck is awesome, especially in Brockmire. I’d definitely have a beer with him.

     
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  16. BuckeyeRiot

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  17. miles

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    Well this is random, but I once actually did have a beer with AJ McCarron. (For about 5 minutes at Florabama about 10 years ago) He was really nice and normal.

    I was so disappointed.
     
  18. herb.burdette

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    This is a trick question because BuckeyeRiot doesn’t drink.
     
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  19. Odin

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    everyone because beer is terrible
     
  20. BuckeyeRiot

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    Hey, I had a beer like 3 weeks ago Pinocchio.
     
  21. Constant

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    It's early, but "worst post of the year" bar has been set.
     
  22. Odin

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    sorry i haven't been brainwashed by the concept of "fermented grain tastes good because it makes me feel nice"
     
  23. Constant

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    Your apology is as weak as Ohio 3.2 near beer.
     
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  24. Tobias

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    hubert davis would give me some bible lesson over a beer no thank you
     
  25. Redav

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    Generally anyone who wants to talk to me about the Bible
     
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  26. Shunface

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    Actually where my username came from. Hardy, Jerrell Powe and Enrique Davis among others lived above. Enrique was arrested one night and in the police report it was for making a “shunning face” at the officer.
     
  27. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    People who hate Joe Buck are morons.
     
  28. Lyrtch

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    oh boy do i have things to tell you about food in general
     
  29. UncleJesse

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    Heather Dinich

    /thread.
     
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  30. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    I feel like he’d be one of those guys who asks you about your tattoos just so he can tell you the “story” behind his own
     
  31. Boo MFer!

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    The lady from the Lume commercial who talks about using her deodorant on her crotch, buttcrack and underboob.
     
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  32. Beeds07

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    Skip Bayless
     
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  33. Constant

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    Would sniff.
     
  34. bertwing

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    Odin has terrible opinion

    more shocking news at 11!
     
  35. Boo MFer!

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    #NeverForget #BamaBoy

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  36. Bruce Bowen

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    Sports related - Mike Trout - Probably a good guy but as a top player in his sport he seems incredibly boring
    Non sports related - Rob Schneider - Seems like a grade A dickwad who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Was still pumping anti-mask / covid shit when I went and saw Adam Sandler a couple months ago.
     
  37. Odin

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    outside of specific cheeses and breads that require it, i dont eat anything fermented. i'm just not a fan of that flavor.
     
  38. BuckeyeRiot

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    Gonna have a glass of cider in Odin’s honor:
     
  39. Jake Scott

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    I thought it was a joke to hate Joe Buck. I remember people saying he sucked compared to his father. I don’t watch baseball or his dad back in the day.
     
  40. Nug

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    do you even kimchi bro?
     
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  41. Eathan Edwards

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    I'd be at least three deep before he finished whatever his initial diatribe was.
     
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  42. DDB

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    Nobody has mentioned Kanye?
     
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  43. steamengine

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    I would not like to have a beer with the big H, let it be known.
     
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  44. Nug

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    Bin Laden would be a hard pass for me. Imagine the language barrier!
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    Glad to see the Dinich hate spread beyond her acc coverage
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    If I was forced to be at a table with Steven A. Smith and Acho I can't imagine what the over/under would be for drinks I purchase.
     
  47. Eathan Edwards

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    "You have a bottle of Svedka in the back?, perfect for this occasion"
     
  48. Room 15

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    I think Stephen A could be fun for an hour
     
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  49. IrishLAX2

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    Yeah, I have very different rankings for him if the question is 1 beer vs 4 beers
     
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  50. Fidelio

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