Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. beerme

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    She looks like she’s in the WWE
     
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    Mike Pence pandering for votes from people who wanted him dead :laugh:
     
  3. NoNatty

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    is that a trashy porn star on the right with Ron?
     
  4. Truman

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    These make me laugh every time

     
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    Yep, Trump is going to be a roastmaster general for these fucks.
     
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  7. Upton^2

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    His wife consistently dressing as a Disney princess in real life while he goes up against disney on a daily basis is a choice
     
  8. Beeds07

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    Stupid question, but in Tim Pools (who i acknowledge is one of the dumbest people alive) world, the guy speaking out against Nazis is the fascist?

    This is why no one should take any of these people seriously.
     
  9. Truman

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    I’m usually pretty good at translating chud, but I’m not sure what he’s saying there.

    If think you think being in a space w a Nazi and not protesting makes you a Nazi,
    You’re a fascist? Idk.
     
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  10. Truman

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    It’s obviously a play on the Desmond Tutu quote. I suppose Pool would call Tutu a fascist too
     
  11. nexus

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    protesting fascism = fascism
     
  12. Beeds07

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    Also a play on the EPMD song for us old hip hop heads.
     
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  13. Truman

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    Pretty sure that German saying came before EPMD lol.

    but it’s all the same concept.
     
  14. drewru

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    The irony is almost too much
     
  15. Gaknight

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    The band is literally called Rage against the Machine
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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    Tim is terrible at expressing ideas and is saying that leftists are the REAL fascists abd tom hangs out with leftists
     
  17. Truman

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    I’m not gonna lie - when I listened to them in HS, it’s not like I was deep diving into the lyrics. It was just for the hard hitting vibes.

    However, somewhere along the way you start realizing what the lyrics mean. Its hilarious that all these people who are politically aware enough to dislike Morellos stances have never put 2 and 2 together from the music.

    The dumbest people.
     
  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Charmin soft
     
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    The Machine as in Greek Alabama ???
     
  22. nexus

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    “My legal team thinks I’m just some dumb hick, they said that to me at a dinner”
     
  23. BudKilmer

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  24. bro

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    he knows branding
     
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    God did this people just never ever listen to the words in their fucking songs. It's pretty explicit
     
  26. seanofthedead86

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    I had to explain to my in-laws, who are boomer libs, what woke means. The term has been bastardized completely.
     
  27. CaneKnight

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    Did you ask them why they're anti equality and anti black?
     
  28. Beeds07

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    The 1970s Cincinnati Reds
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Rage against the Big Red machine
     
  30. Beeds07

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    Or this

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    Filthy Yakubian apes
     
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    role models is so underrated
     
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  33. Truman

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    I’ve had so many hilarious conversations like this w my boomer lib mom.

    She knows it’s some BS pejorative conservatives use but doesn’t know why. I explain how it’s a term black people used when people became aware of the inequality and systemic issues. Then we get side tracked on why is that even a thing? It’s very obvious and not some hidden knowledge. And even worse - how woke isn’t grammatically correct, as if that even matters. Cmon mom!

    Like the gender issues - she’s receptive to it all. Her boomer brain just can’t conceptualize or fully understand it.
     
  34. El Tiburon

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    Guys, I just found out Ayn Rand is conservative and now I’m thinking Atlas Shrugged wasn’t an homage to communism.
     
  35. steamengine

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    My interpretation of Tim Pool’s tweet is if you suppress people’s views you’re a fascist, even if they’re nazis. Which is certainly enlightening.
     
  36. drewru

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    That would certainly be a take
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

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    I agree with Tim. We should not suppress people from letting us know they're fascists/nazis... so that they can more quickly be punched in the face.
     
  38. Prospector

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    Bad day for the Orange baby. His favorite lady is ditching him

     
  39. seanofthedead86

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    My MIL said it meant being empathetic, and I was just like yeah kinda but mostly no.
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    alt txt "a photo of two people unworthy of oxygen"
     
  41. bro

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    normatively .... definitionally .... condemnatory .... civilizationally

    this man is a fucking idiot
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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    :ded:
     
  43. kezarmyaj

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  44. IV

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    the Greeks and Romans, which I think could be argued are a large portion of the bedrock of western civilization, were famously super straight
     
  45. Vito Corleone

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    Religious leaders, also all straight
     
  46. PeterGriffin

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    Oh wow, she is just gonna identify how she wants to be addressed now? And what, you’re gonna be offended if I still call you Ivanka Trump? Suuuure, whatever, “Ivanka.” You were born as a trump and no reassignment paperwork is gonna fly with THIS redblooded American patriot, I’ll tell ya that much.
     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm assuming you're referencing this, it may be my all-time favorite tweet.

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  48. Can I Spliff it

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    No one wants to work be straight anymore!
     
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