Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Shinzon

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    They heard about the gasoline cup hack going around social media.
     
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  2. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Booping it on the nose
     
  3. CoastalOrange

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    Not getting any closer or doing it for the 'gram.
     
  4. LeonardWashington

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    I thought rabies caused a fear of water?
     
  5. beerme

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    The act of drinking water specifically i think
     
  6. shaolin5

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  7. Shinzon

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    About as impressive as the Planet Earth iguana/snakes clip.

     
  8. Shinzon

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  9. Prospector

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    Manatee dies after ‘high-intensity sexual behavior' with brother at Florida aquarium
    Hugh was born at the Miami Seaquarium and went to Mote Marine in 1996 from ZooTampa
    By Monica Galarza • Published July 27, 2023 • Updated on July 27, 2023 at 4:40 pm

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    A manatee died at a Florida aquarium in late April, and following a full pathology and necropsy report, there are new developments as to the possible cause of the mammal's sudden death.

    According to the Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium in Sarasota, Florida, the resident manatee, Hugh, died unexpectedly on April 29th after showing changes in his behavior until he suddenly became unresponsive in his habitat.

    According to a statement following his passing, the aquarium said the manatee and his brother Buffett, were the world's only manatees to participate in voluntary, detailed behavioral research designed to aid manatee conservation.

    But after a necropsy, or animal autopsy, and a full pathology performed by FWC's Fish and Wildlife research Institute's Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab, it was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett.

    The necropsy report findings were published by the United States Department of Agriculture.

    According to the aquarium, this was the first time such heightened mating behavior was witnessed between the two manatees.

    Every year, however, like other male manatees Hugh and Buffett would "exhibit approximately two months of seasonal behavioral changes including, but not limited to, an increase in sexual behavior," Mote Marine said.

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    The aquarium said the manatees were under heightened observation throughout the day and the animal care team was in constant close communications with the attending veterinarians throughout the day.

    Although they were observed initiating and mutually seeking interactions from each other throughout the day, there were no obvious signs of discomfort or distress such as listing, crunching, or active avoidance that would have triggered a need for intervention.

    Following the direction of the vets, distraction rather than physical separation was chosen because separation has previously caused undue anxiety and negative effects in both manatees.

    In an effort to redirect the manatees’ attention and decrease undesirable behaviors, the aquarium said animal care staff used positive reinforcement tools that had previously been successful.

    Hugh was born at the Miami Seaquarium and went to Mote Marine in 1996 from ZooTampa. He was 38 years old.
    it was determined that Hugh died from a 14.5 centimeter rip in his colon and other traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with another, larger, male manatee at the facility, Buffett.
     
  10. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Ron and GOP gonna start #cancelling woke aquariums now
     
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  11. broken internet

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    Raped to death in a pool by your brother...

    Yep, that sounds about right for Florida.
     
  12. backinblack23

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    Your move Ohio.
     
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  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  14. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    There's a passage from Moby Dick where the whalers are slicing blubber off the top of the dead whale while the sharks are feasting from below, and Melville/Ishmael opines that if you turned the whale upside down there wouldn't be much difference because it was a sharkish business all around
     
  15. pearl

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  16. Shinzon

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    Cthulhu is calling.

    (video on second slide)
     
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  17. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Wonder how they all find enough food when they’re schooled together like that
     
  18. bro

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    Hank - who is actually a female bear registered as 64F - will be moved to a sanctuary in Colorado.

     
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  19. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Another comrade captured by the state. Free her.
     
  20. bro

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    I am only a four hour drive to her new home in Springfield, CO. I will bust her out. Or at least sneak her some honeybuns
     
  21. broken internet

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    C'mon guys, our collective dementia is showing...

    ABSOLUTE UNIT
     
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  22. a.tramp

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  23. HotMic

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  24. HotMic

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  25. LookslikeUofI

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    I know an old lady
    Who swallowed a rhinosaurus
    Isn't that preposterous!
    To swallow a rhinosaurus
    She swallowed a rhinosaurus
    To catch the minister
    She swallowed the minister
    To catch the goat
    She swallowed the goat
    To catch the dog
    She swallowed the dog
    To catch the cat
    She swallowed the cat
    To catch the bird
    And she swallowed a bird
    To catch the spider
    That wiggled and jiggled
    And tickled inside her
    And she swallowed the spider
    To catch the fly
    But I don't know why
    She swallowed the fly
    - I guess she'll die!
     
  26. pearl

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    #4380 pearl, Aug 13, 2023
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  27. Hank Scorpio

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  28. The Banks

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    Moose should’ve stayed near deeper water
     
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  29. Shinzon

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  30. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  31. Tarpon Nole

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    that kid took it better than I would have
     
  32. Tarpon Nole

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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Oh man, you can just see a life long arachnophobia develop instantly.
     
  34. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  35. pearl

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  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Lady you have lost your mind:

     
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  37. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Just got back from Banff a few weeks ago and the fines in Canada for approaching wild life in parks in $25,000. They don’t fuck around. Surprised we don’t have similar.
     
  38. Eathan Edwards

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    Ours is like a $500 fine and $500 donation but they rarely prosecute it.

    You would think the threat of being gored and tossed 30 feet in the air would be enough of a deterrent.
     
  39. Nug

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    I was told in Africa that Botswana has by far the best African safaris. The reason? They instituted the death penalty for poaching.

    Should do the same for dumb tourists. Cull the herd.
     
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  40. pearl

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  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Looks like a beached well exploding from gas buildup.