Family members around the holidays

Not gonna lie, I hope season 3 has better writers because the animal gags were leaned on way too much during season 2.

 

Late to the party but. My wife says this is easily from your MIL. Source: my wife went to HS with your wife and knows your MIL and says she is an absolute bitch.

 

So you are saying maybe hoss is being a but of a bitch about his fil?

 

THE PLOT THICKENS

 

I like how everybody in Arkansas knows everybody somehow

like the six degrees of incest

 

I love this board

 

the introduction of the younger, hotter sister is a nice touch tho

 

If you only one how deep our roots grow.

 

No, it should be equally dispersed. They both are terrible individuals.

 

Everyone has a little bit of Walton in them

 

The fuck did I do? I'll admit to younger and better tits but hotter is just rude

 

I went to Yale - zero lambos at the moment

Life choices and whatnot

 

true - some unfair assumptions might have been made bc of this

 

I mean you gotta be pretty terrible to stay with a terrible person like he is. She’s more annoying than mean at least around me.

 

This thread needs more pics.

not just the tits, but the hippy kid, the Lambos, the money tortoise, all of it.

 

But mostly the tits

 

I’m not posting nudes of my sister but yes she has me beat in this department.

 

Guys will look at this and just say “hell yea”

 

I really enjoy the idea of waitress rolling up to her shift at a FL Twin Peaks location in her fucking Lambo.

 

Not sure if this is better or worse but it's in Detroit

 

I'd be worried if you had nudes of your sister, even with your lifestyle.

 

Apparently guys look at this and buy luxury cars for them.

 

They send photos to each other constantly about every clothing item ever tried on or if they ever think they have a bruise etc. The average female has probably 10x the amount of nudes the average male has on their phone.

 

The road to lambos is paved with diamond hands or $5000 tips

 

That's much, much better! I absolutely love it now. I bet I have friends who helped buy that 2nd Lambo.

 

Aside from GoodForAnother 's FIL train obsession this may be my favorite post ever.

 

there’s only three in the Detroit area and Vinegar Strokes is a regular at all of them

Vinegar Strokes you know a waitress with lambos?

 

He doesn't get the good waitresses.

 

I think I went to the Auburn Hills TP location for March Madness a few years ago, but I was blackout and it could have been a BWW.

 

I'll specifically make sure she's his waitress but if he mentions anything about my or MLS shenanigans.....I'll realistically do nothing about it but it would be a dick move.

 

"So tell me about Oscar"

 

Not gonna lie, and not making a joke, she has nice hair too.

 

She knows about Oskar, more worried about some other items

 

You motherfucker

 

To be clear, Vinegar Strokes gets the TP waitress wearing an ankle monitor who gets dropped off by her boyfriend in a pickup with a breathalyzer on the ignition.

 

So then he's already getting top tier.

 

MLS is so mad at the hair comment - I'm dying

 

I don't think many on the board understand sister rivalry.

 

She should step up her game and go drop a dime at a new stylist.

 

For the love of God please don't engage MLS in a pube argument.

 

You want to rethink this?

You wan't me to pay for better hair maintenance instead of having brand new D's. Put yourself in my position here.

 

hook me up bro.

 

“allegedly” has me on ignore, but can’t stop talking about me. Roll tide, bitch.

 

Neither me or MLS have anyone on ignore so I may be misunderstanding you here.