Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    He isn’t gonna end up paying shit
     
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    Some racist asshole in a trailer park will though
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    In reality what does this judgement actually mean? Does this asshole really owe a combined half a billion dollars? Any lawyer or New York business person know what it means? bwi2 NYGator wes tegg ?
     
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  4. seanofthedead86

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    Next round of Trump campaign emails are gonna be fire, as the kids would say.
     
  5. beerleagueman

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    LIV Golf will give him a lifeline
     
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  6. Mix

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    So he has to start selling assets right? No way he has anywhere near that liquid.
     
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  7. Marty Kaan

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    Was maralago the only asset he over inflated? How many assets did he do it with? Anyone know off hand?
     
  8. Marty Kaan

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    Definitely has to
     
  9. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    He inflated everything. This was strictly NY properties IIRC
     
  10. theregionsitter

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    it was everything lol
     
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  11. racer

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    He could pay that off with $5 from every one of his 2020 voters, nbd.
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    kind of in favor of Lara Trump running the RNC now and bankrupting it multiple times over
     
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    It would be shorter to make a list of the ones he didn't.

    Here is the list:
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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    He testified he had North of 400 million liquid
     
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  15. ohhaithur

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  16. Daniel Ocean

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  17. bro

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    is prejudgment interest really a "weird" law?

    anyway, fuck em
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Only one month (and no months this year) are 28 days long. That’s actually closer to 3.66 months but I’m not a math major.
     
  19. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    lol I thought the answer was for sure going to be related to this:
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  20. Mix

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    Ooof

    By mid-March, the company will have to answer to a former federal judge, Barbara Jones, who has spent a year serving as the corporation’s outside monitor. She has 30 days to reconfigure her current role. While the company previously had to alert her within two weeks anytime it moved more than $5 million, Jones will now have enhanced powers that put her first in line.

    "Her observations over the past 14 months indicate that still more oversight is required," Engoron wrote, extending her monitorship for at least another three years.

    Instead of seeking her forgiveness when they submit any financial documents to an outside entity, the Trumps will have to ask for her permission.

    That means the Trumps won’t even have the authority to shift around money to fight this massive court order, forcing them to ask Jones for her approval before they can sell assets, borrow money, or strike outside business deals.
     
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  21. laxjoe

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  22. Bar None

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    Yep. What’s great is that he cannot now claim he doesn’t have that without landing a perjury charge lol.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

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    you pedantic SOB
     
  24. Andy Reocho

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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Lmao so I’m guessing he’s going to have to post 450 to appeal this.
     
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  26. The Banks

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    Hey maybe he spent it!
     
  27. steamengine

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    I think his golf courses are a big part of his laundering operation so I’d imagine those too. Or maybe he keeps his real estate evaluation scheme and his golf course money laundering scheme separate.

    Aka he’ll run the country like a business and that’s why I’m voting for him.
     
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  28. Bar None

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    Would be a shame if he had to sell Mar-a-Lago.

    edit - Also, it was suggested on MSNBC the entire appeals process would take approximately 18 months. Watch this fuck change his tune about the right to a speedy trial (or appeal in this case I guess).
     
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  29. Mix

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    He don't got that and he won't be able to get a bond. I dont think he can do anything but start selling.
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    He could raise cash by pledging assets
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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    where would Hugh Freeze and the most leathery Florida real estate goons hang out then?
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    Until he actually has to face any sort of consequences I won’t believe anything will come of anything but for now I’ll be happy knowing this is all because a black man trolled his bitch ass and he couldn’t handle that.
     
  33. Mix

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    It can't be any company that has a business license in New York which is pretty much every legit financial institution. Its going to be a painful loan or whatever from some shady bank and then it still has to be approved by the judge.
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Shockingly my conservative friend doesn’t know anything about this but thinks it’s all bs

    I wish I could be as unbothered as these people
     
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  35. Bar None

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    So, how is this enforced? Is there a due date he has to pay his fines by, or a specific date he has to put up the money for an appeal? I’m assuming he’s just going to ignore it and not pay.
     
  36. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson’s rivals politics forum (stormfront light) has been noticeably silent today
     
  37. cutig

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    Tigerguy must be busy
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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    Do I have to pay to post there
     
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  39. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Pretty sure that one is free
     
  40. skiedfrillet

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    Sure don’t. It’s great
     
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  41. PeterGriffin

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  42. The Guru

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    Some jurisdictions you have about 10 days to file a motion for new trial even in a bench trial then about 30 days to appeal. I assume he'll also have to pay post judgment interest in addition to the prejudgment interest.
     
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  43. afb

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    so this is why he wants his daughter in law to chair the RNC
     
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  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  45. Goose

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    So what if he just ups and moves his company to Florida and sells whatever he owns in NY to some Russian for a massive premium
     
  46. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    How’s he gonna wriggle out of this one
     
  47. London Humphreys

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    A former judge has already been appointed as monitor of his businesses. They cant do shit without her approval.
     
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  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    They’re almost broke and having her as the chair ensures they continue to pay his bills
     
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  49. Lyrtch

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    I like that we're all getting a very slow education in white collar criminal law
     
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  50. theregionsitter

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    the RNC is broke also