Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    All I know is that if this is Joe pulling the strings you can end all talk of him being senile. I don’t think someone with dementia can orchestrate a half billion dollar law scheme.

    Rock and a hard place GOP hahahaha
     
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  3. Bruce Bowen

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    According to google he did in fact donate his presidential salary…a drop in the bucket but probably wishes he held on to that.
     
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  4. Josey Wales

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    bet he wrote it off
     
  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    wait till the bankruptcy phase, that will really get the juices flowing.
     
  6. bwi2

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    this is a civil matter :comicbookguy:
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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    I kid you not I made that post and imagined one lawyer doing this
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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    Lawyers are the worst
     
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  9. PeterGriffin

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    No one answered you, I believe the answer is yes.
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Should have been using that presidential salary on parlays and lottery tickets
     
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  11. bro

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    you could just accept being wrong.
     
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  12. The Banks

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    So he appeals, right? Then what?
     
  13. Zap Branigan

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    Yeah, I wanna know what happens if he doesn't pay anything or just runs away. Where's the guaranteed jail time so I can post the wegothim.gif again
     
  14. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    He just needs to find a judge that says someone owes him $450mil
     
  15. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Or just this
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    Predicting a lawyer being pedantic had nothing to do with whether I was right or wrong

    Stay weird bro
     
  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    being pedantic? or just correcting your inaccurate statement? You, as much as anyone on this board, enjoys "being right," (not that there is anything wrong with that). Seemed pretty innocuous, much like my post. And then you had to say something inflammatory in replying. Cool stuff.
     
  18. CaneKnight

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    Did they not see this man just got convicted of fraud???? :laugh:

    Meanwhile, if you got bad credit ur fucked financially because you can't secure a loan without it being predatory. This country sucks
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. dome foam

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    Playing chess while TMB lawyers are playing checkers
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Napoleon really was biggest mark in real estate history.

    I know the British fleet precluded France from actually accessing the land, shut up.
     
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  22. Lyrtch

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    that you took that post as inflammatory says it all
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. theregionsitter

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    a bunch of state GOPs are in dire straits financially as well like Michigan
     
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  26. laxjoe

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  27. AbeFroman

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    The only smart Abe.
     
  28. Prospector

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  29. CaneKnight

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    Wait a second so you're telling me fascism isn't popular????????
     
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  30. laxjoe

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  31. theregionsitter

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    losers aren’t popular, the national and state gop is now filled with weirdos and losers

    fascism is still popular enough unfortunately but people give money to people and the GOP people suck right now

    I know the Chamber of Commerce type R’s have really pulled back over the last couple cycles.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. BellottiBold

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    looks like AI
     
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  34. racer

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    I am way too smart to fall for that.
     
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  35. CaneKnight

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    You always say I have no money. Who actually tells anyone that have cash :laugh:

    that’s his own fault
     
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  36. houtex716

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    dick stroker
     
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  37. cutig

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    It's AI
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    It’s the old dude from Up as a 20 year old
     
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  39. Paddy Murphy

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    If the law is really that he has to pay in a few months, or he has to post it to appeal, and the law is actually enforced (I’m skeptical…) then he is in a pretty bad spot. Especially because of how depressed office real estate values are.

    I literally won’t believe a bit of it until it actually happens though. Not until the court reports they have the money or the collateral.
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    Im sure they want one. Hell, I want one.
     
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  41. Beeds07

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    Our best bet is to get the guy who said he should be allowed to attack NATO countries in charge of defending this.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Travis will be selling war bonds during President Don Jr.’s first term
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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  44. IanBoyd

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  45. kennypowers

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    Detonating a nuke in space would not not only disrupt satellites but also cause an EMP that would devastate life operations on earth as we know it. See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_Prime
    where we learned about how powerful EMP’s could be and why we immediately scrambled to have every country in the world sign a treaty immediately to not do this. And that was in the 60’s when we killed some microwave ovens and street lights, the ramifications now would be devastating.
     
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  46. Gaknight

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  47. DirtBall

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    So I’d be like if Y2K actually was real? Also just doom posting here but could they coordinate it in such a way that Musk’s starlink ended up being the only reliable internet afterwards?
     
  48. HoosDaMan

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    Russia would no longer exist if they did this, and they know it.
     
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  49. southlick

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  50. laxjoe

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    They can never disrupt the most reliable communications
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