Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. Mister Me Too

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  2. blind dog

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    If my parents didn't live here I would move the day my daughter graduated high school
     
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  5. dump

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    Please god let this be the end
     
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  7. NineteenNine

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    Tell me when it happens in all the small towns…
     
  8. steamengine

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    Those people don’t matter
     
  9. Prospector

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    not happening
     
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    I'm ready to fight
     
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  12. BUstang

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    I spent 6+ weeks in Los Angeles recently for work. The TikTok above reminded me - I can confidently say our (Houston) food absolutely demolishes theirs. The only objective plus I can give them over us is their produce + fruit beat us by a fair margin. It's so fresh and has way more flavor on average. A standard set of guacamole at a restaurant their is B+ guacamole here.

    Other than that we shit all over them. Our fusions, flavors, and creativity of food is leagues beyond what they're offering.

    *I ate everything from breakfast burritos downtown to the Polo Lounge in BH. I think I had a sufficient representative sample of their food culture.
     
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    Downtown to Beverly Hills is quite the diverse effort over 6 weeks, so I applaud your effort.
     
  14. NineteenNine

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    Yeah, but Houston.
     
  15. texasraider

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  16. steamengine

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    Goes to Katy once
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    Good posting right here
     
  19. CoastalOrange

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    My thoughts as well. Started it, watched about 30 seconds, realized we had barely started the video, immediately clicked off. Good on those of you who have the patience to make it through the entire video, I'm just not one of those people.
     
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    #metoo
     
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  21. dump

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    I feel like San Antonio is the far superior central valley Texas city than Austin

    Austin is just a bland capitalistic hellhole
     
  22. buy_dont_lease

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    Does your wife know you're clowning on her by posting her feed on TMB?
     
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    Just keep it here, would you?
     
  24. WhiskeyDelta

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    Tech Bros took the Weird out of Austin.
     
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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Don't disagree, but that change was already well underway by the time I moved there in the summer of 2009.

    I also would rather be back with the crusty single fixed gear bike hipsters than the annoying dipshits making TikToks about "Oh my gawd Y'ALL (I can say y'all now heehee) I eat BBQ like once a week!" Just fucking go have fun, no one else really cares.
     
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    Austin was never weird there was just a time when Willie Nelson played with Doug Sahm the it was all advertising after that.
     
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    I never thought Austin was weird, but I only had 3 friends when I lived there and they were all bartender/coke dealer/musician.
     
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    "Keep Austin Weird" was a slogan to encourage people to shop local.
     
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  30. TAS

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    Not that it's good news for the state but yeah Phelan having as bad a night as his horns did
     
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    Phelan sucks but at least he isn’t a crazy person

    also looks like he is winning slightly rn
     
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    TIFWIW but back in 2003 one of my first interactions outside the hotel we were staying at right when we got into town was with some transients and they asked my mom, my brother and I if we had $5 and wanted to watch him eat dog food. Not sure if it was the dry or wet kind.
     
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  34. steamengine

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    That’s a Tuesday in midland
     
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  35. TAS

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    Not that it will matter in the end, but a few more months of TX GOP firing upon each other doesn't hurt I suppose
     
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  36. steamengine

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    Words matter, you said he’d cruise to re election.
     
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    *Cruz

    I'll see my way out
     
  38. Gallant Knight

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    And I said I was surprised he didn’t
     
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  39. Mister Me Too

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    Unacceptable, as punishment you must use Lane Kiffin as your avatar.
     
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  40. dump

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    GK was wrong as per usual
     
  41. steamengine

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    Also Ollie Watkins has to go straight to a big club like Birmingham.
     
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    Don’t know if I agree with that, but LA and Houston are both elite food destinations.
     
  43. toddzo

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    Houston = LA with shitty weather and no weed
     
  44. CoastalOrange

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    And apparently better food.
     
  45. Gallant Knight

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    The food is the only good thing about this hellscape
     
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  46. BUstang

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    It is better.