The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. Irush

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    what the fuck
     
  2. DirtBall

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    That’s a steal
     
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  3. Irush

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    are you a dentist?
     
  4. blind dog

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    lol
     
  5. DirtBall

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    I’ve been known to practice the dental arts
     
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  6. blind dog

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    DirtBall is the only recommended dentist of tmb.cult
     
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  8. Taffy

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    I can get you one for $600. Now first of all, do you have a shoebox?
     
  9. Deep dirt

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    Accent checks out. This guy is 100% CIA.
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

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    That pregnant booth meat is BOOTHIN
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  11. ned's head

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    I guess I'll be the envy of the thread for having the shiny metals and plaque reducing collab :mulletsmug:

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  12. Eathan Edwards

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    A lot of dad jokes - but also my main point was walking out is literally like walking into a roast. I doubt it's much different for someone that has older daughters.

    Any flaw is getting called out immediately.

    I have it easy - I'm not complaining - the morning walkout is definitely like the backroom of the comedy store though of "what did I do wrong last night, and what did I do wrong thus far in the 10 minutes I've been awake today" and I just know I'm gonna get hit with a couple.
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

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    This is the most disgusting shit I’ve ever seen
     
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  14. Bruce Bowen

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  15. ned's head

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    I had to take it in weird closet lighting so my wife didn't know I was taking a picture of a toothbrush in support of an argument on the football board. But I will take those reactions as apologies, which I accept.
     
  16. Eathan Edwards

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    Might just be my computer but the zoom was so heavy it was not exactly clear what all I was seeing there.
     
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  17. DirtBall

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  18. ned's head

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    I'm convinced that we're all going to end up in the same old folks home in 30 years and live our last days like a bad episode of curb your enthusiasm
     
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  19. Constant

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    I'm there waiting on y'all.
     
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  20. blind dog

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    I don't have a preggo fetish but nothing like being young starting a family and just blowing loads in your pregnant wife with fat titties with no disregard nvm i might have a preggo fetish
     
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  21. Lip

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    is she carrying a dead body
     
  22. Bruce Bowen

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    :yousoright:
     
  23. Redav

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    "Honey what are you doing in the closet?"

    "I'm taking a picture of my toothbrush to win an argument on a message board."
     
  24. roggins

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    No I think the baby is probably still alive.
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Pregnant chicks are definitely not my thing.
     
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  26. ramszoolander

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    IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

    ffs too many toothbrushes
     
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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    Whenever someone complains it’s like my bat signal
     
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  29. Constant

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    Did I zoom in on the headlight? Yes, yes I did.
     
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Sitting low, gonna be boy!
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    :beerchug:
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    Story of my life
     
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  33. DirtBall

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  34. ramszoolander

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    LOL babe I'll be good for about 30sec, don't worry
     
  35. One Two

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  36. ramszoolander

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    It pains me to bump this, but...

    I don't floss enough, although I do use a superior electronic toothbrush. I flossed for the first time in like a month on Friday...fair amount of blood...which has now stained my teeth. WTF. Any tips short of going to the dentist? Also ate borscht right before that, but can't imagine beets would stain them that badly.

    On edges of lower teeth, not by gums. I use mouthwash 2x day, too.

    Dentists...what am I doing wrong?
     
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  37. wes tegg

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  38. spagett

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    Hahaha
     
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  39. One Two

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    You gave yourself a beet juice tattoo
     
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  40. ramszoolander

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  41. skiedfrillet

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  42. electronic

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    Ordered an Oral-B io6 today because of this thread getting bumped.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Go to your dentist. You have gum disease. It was probably the beets.
     
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  44. One Two

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    And eat more borscht for lunch right before you go
     
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  45. ramszoolander

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    WRONG ANSWER

    But seriously, I figured. I'd had some issues a few years ago, but started the electronic toothbrush and flossing more, and dentist said things seemed great after starting that regime. So, this was disappointing. I probably have too much whiskey, too...working on that.
     
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  46. ~ taylor ~

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    Floss every day.
     
  47. OHW

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    Speaking of flossing, DirtBall what are your thoughts on these electric flossers that keep popping up on my Insta?
     
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  48. Gomez35

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    I keep toothbrush handle flossers in my truck and at work, so I end up flossing 2-3 times a day. Cleaning the shit from between the ole chompers is a little addicting now TBH.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Concept should work but I haven’t used any or seen any studies about them. Don’t think any of the major players (BIG DENTAL) have released any yet which makes me hesitant.


    They’re fine. Same with the e-flosser above make sure you push/pull them to manipulate them around the tooth surface. It’s not about flossing the contact point between the teeth but flossing the pockets between the individual teeth and the gums.

    I keep a pack of flossers in the center console of my car and floss when I’m stopped at red lights.
     
    #3799 DirtBall, Mar 20, 2024
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  50. Eric The Viking

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    Any thoughts on xylitol gums or mints?