2024 MLB Thread - Jersey Watch

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  1. bro

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    AL E - Baltimore
    AL C - Minnesota
    AL W - Houston
    AL WC - Texas, NYY, Toronto

    NL E - Atlanta
    NL C - Chicago
    NL W - LAD
    NL WC - Philly, Arizona, SF

    MVPs - Harper; Seager

    CYs - Webb; Burnes
     
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  2. spagett

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    Is the NL Central terrible?

    Cubs being the projected favorite seems like a sign that it is
     
  3. bro

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    of course it is terrible. so terrible that I almost picked Milwaukee
     
  4. spagett

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    TYFYS
     
  5. ashy larry

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  6. poor paul

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    terrible is a bad word for it

    exceedingly mediocre, and there's not really a big favorite, I just think the Cards fall flat.
     
  7. Andy Reocho

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    If there’s a division that is going to be labeled terrible it’s the American League central
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    Not that this is a great indicator but on MLB The Show players are ranked as common, bronze, silver, gold, diamond. 85+ rated players are diamonds, some teams have 4-5 diamonds.

    The NL Central has zero diamonds.
     
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  9. spagett

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  10. bwi2

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    they also gave Vlad a Diamond for marketing purposes

    I tend to think that the Cards will be fine enough to bounce back in that division and the Cubs will be fine. Neither are 90 game winners but they shouldn’t be ass.
     
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  11. i am a bammer

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    Cards rotation is probably going to be abysmal
     
  12. dump

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  13. Jake Barnes

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    Depends on if they can get the games in before bedtime.
     
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  14. Tiger Z

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    This. Counting on some young guys in the lineup to show some development (Gorman, Walker, Winn) and for Goldy and Arenado to have bounce back years. Good news is the bullpen can’t be any worse… right?
     
  15. zeberdee

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    this is an abomination
     
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  16. devine

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  17. zeberdee

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    is Britt McHenry attempting a face turn?
     
  18. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Everyone seems to hate him except for men that see themselves reflected in him for some reason.
     
  19. devine

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    Hell yeah brother. Should be a fun season



     
  20. Jake Barnes

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    Seems p obvious to me :idk:

    Not a bunch of advocates running these teams.
     
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  21. dump

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  22. bro

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    Ohtani quotes







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  23. bro

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  24. teel

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    Ippei definitely chilling on Seragaki Island with his payoff money rn
     
  25. bro

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  26. Jake Barnes

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    Starting to wonder if Ohtani is just really naive.

    Wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility if he’s really just been a baseball junkie 24/7 for most of his life.
     
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  27. Tobias

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    don’t let the LA media gaslight you into thinking he had no idea what was going on
     
  28. Tobias

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    norm let me introduce you to the dodgers fanbase buddy
     
  29. RoderickJaynes

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  30. bro

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    Lots of players / celebs have been scammed out of money by ppl they trust
     
  31. The Banks

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Johnson_(ice_hockey)

    On November 20, 2014, the Columbus Dispatch reported that Johnson had filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, claiming just $50,000 in assets against $10 to $15 million in estimated debts.[46] Shortly after signing his first major contract, a seven-year, $30.5 million deal with the Los Angeles Kings, Johnson granted his mother, Tina Johnson, power of attorney over all his finances. Over the next few years, she and Johnson's father, John II, took out several large, high-interest loans against Johnson's future earnings, a lending practice known as "monetizing," and spent the money on homes, cars and travel.[47]

    Lenders, among whom was Iowa Congressman-elect Rod Blum, eventually brought three lawsuits against Johnson for defaulting on over $6 million in debt. In court documents, Johnson claimed to have had no knowledge of his parents' spending, but will not pursue criminal charges against them. He has sued Miller, National Mortgage Resources and an investment firm, CYA Investments, for at least $1.5 million, including for punitive damages.[46] By 2016, Johnson had come to an agreement with almost all of his creditors and agreed to liquidate two homes and a luxury car and would only keep $246,000 each of the next two seasons, making him the "lowest-paid player in the NHL for the next two seasons."[48]
     
  32. RoderickJaynes

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    I do believe shohei but I’m curious about how his team is set up that there’s no checks and balances to ippei moving that much money out of his accounts. I fully can grasp why he’d have access, especially given the comments of the translator sideline reporter last Thursday saying that’s part of their duties, but was there no one else watching his money?
     
  33. beerleagueman

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    ‘Naive’
     
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  34. Tobias

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    just a widdle kid who didn’t know any better. if anything his greatest weakness is he simply loves too much
     
  35. bro

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  36. bro

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    Glad we get to move on and focus on what matters:

     
  37. devine

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    I don’t believe him
     
  38. Fecta23

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    This says a lot about me, but im so bad with money and dont pay attention to it enough that this could easily happen to me.
     
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  39. Andy Reocho

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    I’m skeptical as fuck that Ohtani knew nothing, but it also wouldn’t surprise me if he actually knew nothing
     
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  40. zeberdee

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    people abandoning all common sense to suppose something could be plausible is always fun.
     
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  41. Jake Barnes

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    Yeah, this is basically me.
     
  42. zeberdee

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    I think the story is nonsense but I would also take no joy in a generational player being kicked out of baseball so I’m cool if we all just pretend to believe him.
     
  43. theseasonisover

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    can i simply borrow $1M? pm for venmo info
     
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  44. zeberdee

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    is this the humblest of all brags?
     
  45. i am a bammer

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    Weren't the feds looking into the wire transfers (in his name, btw) back in January? Simply no way his story is true.

    Feels like a lot of overthinking around an athlete wiring money to an illegal bookie in his own name
     
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  46. zeberdee

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    the feds were speaking english so he had no idea.
     
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  48. Andy Reocho

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    If the feds have all the wire info from months ago what are we even doing?
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    Assuming Ippei operated as his personal assistant, not that unusual that he'd have access to his money to buy random stuff for him and pay bills. I'd think he'd have accountant that would see 500k wires but maybe he didn't have one. It's crazy to think he wouldn't miss 4.5m over a few months but that's believable too. I guess it just comes down to how it was paid. I don't think a local book is giving a random guy 500k+ credit lines at a time. That's the part that makes no sense.
     
  50. Bert Handsome

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    What if the guy got in deep with bad people and Ohtani paid off his debt so he didn't get killed? Based solely on movie plots that seems like the most likely story here.