Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    now thats some methodology we can believe in
     
  2. Truman

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    It's pretty wild that the interest rate is such an important part of the job, but they are completely ignorant on how it's set and by who sets it
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    Yea it's wild. Guys making $300-500k slinging loans and have no idea what influences the most important thing in their line of work. Truthfully these guys are just Trump guys and would completely spin it the other way if rates were high under Trump and low under Biden. But we talked back during 2020 and they were like "Rates will go up if Biden wins" and I was all "Rates are going up regardless who wins, you get that right?" and they ignored it and now claim they were right. It's maddening.
     
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  4. Sub-Zero

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    This seems problematic idk
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    We're owned privately and we have a great owner that prefers to share the money the company generates as opposed to hoarding it all for himself. He does quite well but could be way more wealthy. The same role at BoA or Chase pays half or less. If he ever sells, woo boy that'd be a bad day.
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    - Companies should pay their employees more!

    - Wait not that much!!!

    I mean wtf lol. It's a private company and the owner is generous instead of paying the minimum. Isn't that what we want? Would we prefer he pay the minimum and him make all the money?
     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Look as a software engineer I make 5-10x as much money as lots of poorly paid employees that work in the service sector or blue collar jobs like construction and work 100x less hard than they do. We're rewarded for the ability to work in a specialized field and have a college degree. My brother is a railroad engineer with over 20 years on the job and should be paid several times more for the amount of shit he has to deal with.
     
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  8. Butthead

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    It would be sick to make 300k while I made an ass of myself every day
     
  9. dblplay1212

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    Oh I agree with that entirely. My yard guys should make more than me. The entire system is fucked up, no argument there.
     
  10. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    To not get into a debate over semantics, I'm pretty sure Sub-Zero is talking about a societal problem and how we value our worth is completely fucking backwards especially compared to other wealthy nations in Europe. Companies are free to do what they want, but I'd be an enormous piece of shit if I honestly thought I deserved much more than what my brother makes.
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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    I think the point was this industry is one that makes no sense to be that lucrative
     
  12. Sub-Zero

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    Something like that. But yes my comment was more on “slinging loans” for home ownership being that profitable in the first place. It was less about who kept the money.
     
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  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    What if instead it was "slinging moans" and it was about banging your mom.
     
  14. Tug

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    Idk if I could do this job for less than 300k
     
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  15. dblplay1212

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    I can't speak for anyone else but personally I don't think I deserve shit. I fell backasswards into this industry and found myself to be good at it.
     
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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Same, so much of my prosperity is a result of luck, some hard work, but primarily being born white and into a middle class family.
     
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  17. DrTomOsbourne

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  18. dblplay1212

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    I don't disagree. I will add that our pay structure is very very very top heavy. The top 5-10% make waaaaaaaay more than say middle of the pack. It's not like every LO in the building is making that. Hell nobody did last year. But even say in 2021 when the top 5% were making $400k+, the middle tier was more like $125k-175k. And that was in the greatest year ever in this business. Last year the top was at $200k and the middle was at like $80k. It's just very top heavy.
     
  19. Name P. Redacted

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    Middlemen bank dick riders shouldn’t be getting rich off me
     
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  20. Tug

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    But what if they’re just fucking your mother
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    Time to get this stupid bitch off the case
     
  22. GrizzliesDrew

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    Might as well. Case is going to be delayed after the election anyway.
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Hadn’t thought of it that way. Much to ponder
     
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  24. Josey Wales

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    Possibly the number one foreigner destroying America today.
     
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  25. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    I want to see interviews with the lucky people who bought into DJT stock at the open on the 26th at around $71/share. They're only down 30-40% now.

    For those who like to buy the dip, this is a doozy of dip.

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  26. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    god I almost bought puts but didn’t know what kind of fuckery would occur. Should’ve
     
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  27. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Thought someone posted that they were so expensive that you would still lose money if the stock went to zero.
     
  28. IV

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    I bought one but it’s gotta go all the way down
     
  29. Jimmy the Saint

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    Nothing suspicious about that. Very normal.
     
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  30. ned's head

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    I think it just means the market and anyone who breathes thinks it's gonna get there. And honestly it will be incredible if it happens just before tubs can cash out
     
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  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    Right. I don't think that's very normal for a publicly traded security though.
     
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  32. chuckmasterflex

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  33. timo

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    can't tell if he's trying to peel off Trump voters or angling to be Trump's running mate
     
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  34. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    So where did the initial evaluation come from?
     
  35. Tug

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    It went public through a SPAC so the initial valuation was a couple knuckleheads in Miami financed by an organization in Shanghai
     
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  36. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    RFK has no clue what he's doing. None whatsoever. Just flinging shit at the wall.
     
  37. Sanjuro

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    Every time I hear Kennedy speak, I think about the Fantastic Four. I don’t think Marvel wants this type of marketing.
     
  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  39. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    And the auditor of record issued a going concern opinion. These same morons who are buying into this fraud think Trump will fix the economy. Painfully stupid people.
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    lol at the amount of money they literally lit in fire.
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

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  42. Redav

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    Knock me over with a feather
     
  43. Gallant Knight

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    Did not know it was possible to be cut off in dc
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    How quickly we forget the cousin humper Madison cawthorne
     
  45. Jimmy the Saint

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    Comporting herself like trailer trash in that type of environment probably didn’t help.
     
  46. Mister Me Too

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    Did this owner play on the Mobile little league team that made it to the LLWS?
     
  47. Doc Louis

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    Just wait till they find out it's Trump's guy who sets it
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    He did not. I've only met him once when he came in town.
     
  49. London Humphreys

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    There's a joke in there somewhere about having to repaint the eyebrows.