Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    He seems learning disabled.
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    I know because that’s all Brown people are good for

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  3. ned's head

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    Too dumb to wield weapons of war against our enemies, but absolutely fine to do so on innocent americans.

    :americafuckyeah:
     
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  4. CaneKnight

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    Don't forget sports, America loves using the people they fucking hate for sports. You're only good to a certain demographic of Americans if you tap dance for them.

    But if you ask for equal rights... Sorry that's too much we're going to have our brownshirts (Cops) beat the dogshit out of you and kill you now.
     
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  5. CaneKnight

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    Just out in the open nazi rhetoric and the media will say nothing. If Biden fumbles a word 20 fucking articles about how he's too old to be president.

    SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS SHITTY PLANET
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    So many poc, some who came here illlegally and are now legal sitting nodding their damn heads too.
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. *DIESEL*

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  9. HoosDaMan

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    These chuds never think to blame the billion dollar corporations
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

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    It’s immigrants stealing jobs not the business owners/corporations happily giving them jobs.
     
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  11. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but is he too dumb to be a cop?
     
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  12. Jimmy the Saint

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    I think he’s already proved he’s qualified
     
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  13. VaxRule

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. BellottiBold

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    Oh yea wow that's shocking
     
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  15. southlick

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  16. dblplay1212

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    Debate me!
     
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  17. CaneKnight

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    "I respect your efforts"....

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  18. southlick

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  19. Bar None

    Bar None Maintaining Integrity

  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    The 11th circuit where it will be reviewed by yet another Trump appointee. In June 2026.
     
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  21. WhiskeyDelta

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    My cousin who decided to leave the Atlanta middle class to go be Alabama trash married a guy who joined the Marines with an ASVAB waiver cuz he scored a 16.
     
  22. fattus

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    Do you know why Marines have one more brain cell than a cow?


    So they won’t shit all over the parade field.
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Posted a Fox News clip slamming the judge’s daughter hours after the new gag order. He’s never going to stop and get around it by just saying he posted what someone else said.
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Which of course transitioned into trying to sell $60 USA bibles.
     
  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    Cool. White history month up next.
     
  27. El Tiburon

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    Don’t we already celebrate this on December 25th?
     
  28. Tug

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    Do we get another day off?
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    To go and vote? Fuck you commie.
     
  30. Josey Wales

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    Donald needs a day planned 7 months in advance because he’s never in church acknowledging other Christians.
     
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  31. Josey Wales

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    Oh man this is fan fiction. I better get a pack of cigs.
     
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  32. NYGator

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    They briefly covered this on John Oliver. These guys were also fired contestants on The Apprentice.
     
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  33. Redav

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    So they're going to storm the Capitol again.
     
  34. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Rather them do that than vote that day?
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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    Give him a gun!
     
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  36. Killy Me Please

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    Doing 7 years for Orange man. Lol
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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    Seems like quite the gaffe
     
  38. Jimmy the Saint

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    :doge:
     
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  39. Truman

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  40. Can I Spliff it

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    Jfc
     
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  41. Tug

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    Is there any additional context to this? What is the 1.7b off the price? Also I’m assuming he thinks he’s running against Obama?
     
  42. Redav

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    Obviously has dementia
     
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  43. Prospector

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    there are attempts in that thread trying to explain context
     
  44. ned's head

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    Has there ever been a time when reading more of Trump's spoken words reduces the number of questions you have? The man's brain is pure pudding
     
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  45. Truman

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    whats the context?
     
  46. Redav

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    The context is do you want the black president or the white president who got 1.7b off the price.