Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. timo

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    You can def get cut off in DC. No restrictions on giving a tug in a theater tho :twocents:
     
  2. Tug

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    Confirmed on both counts
     
  3. Captain Caveman

    Captain Caveman Where have you gone TMB?
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    or people could learn that the fed rate is not what interest rates for housing are determined by.
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    Ehhhh fed rate affects 10 year and mortgage rates closely follow 10 year so it's all correlated. If 10 year is up, mortgage rates are up.
     
  5. Captain Caveman

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    The Fed is short term and the 10 yr is long term- they correlate based on how the overall economy is doing but the Fed does not move interest rates in the mortgage sector dramatically
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    Yea nobody is saying the fed moves mortgage rates but mortgage rates are very clearly impacted by what the fed does. When the fed starts cutting rates, mortgage rates will start to come down.
     
  7. Captain Caveman

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    um bonds and rates have an inverse relationship. one goes up the other goes down. The mortgage rates are high right now due to an artificial spread in the secondary market as it pertains to the fixed rate coupon.
     
  8. Charles DeMar

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  9. dblplay1212

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    I'll bet $100 mortgage rates go down when the fed cuts start.
     
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  10. EdmondDantes

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    let's not with this today
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Completely forgot about tha, that video was so weird.
     
  13. El Tiburon

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    Oh, so now we’re calling forcibly fucking your male cousin in the mouth weird? I guess it really is go woke, go broke!
     
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  14. Prospector

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    Shady banker who backed Trump's $175 million bond may not have the money after all
    New York Attorney General Letitia James has some questions about Donald Trump’s $175 million bond insurer — mainly, if it can even guarantee the full amount if push comes to shove. In a court filing on Thursday, Knight Speciality Insurance Company revealed that its liquid assets don't come anywhere close to meeting the needs of Trump’s already minimized bond. According to a financial assessment, the company, owned by "king of subprime car loans" Don Hankey, has just $138 million in "surplus." Knight would therefore need to spend 127 percent of its reserves in order to cover Trump’s bond — far more than the 10 percent of a state-regulated suretor’s surplus that’s actually allowed by New York law. James’ office has given Trump and his new financial bedfellows 10 days to "justify the surety." Oops.
     
  15. Josey Wales

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    If you asked for receipts or simply asked trump to show his bibliography after any statement, the entire gop would collapse.
     
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  16. bic

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    So there is some Hankey/lanky.
     
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  17. lazy bum

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    next ruling from some ridiculous judge will be his new bond is now $138 million.
     
  18. London Humphreys

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    That reads like NY would require it to be $13.8 million for Hankey to insure it.
     
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  19. London Humphreys

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    This doc is really interesting and shows MAGA is nothing new.
     
  20. Prospector

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    did not have this on my bingo card
    Texas National Guardsman Arrested For Allegedly Smuggling Migrant
    A Texas National Guardsman was arrested for allegedly smuggling a migrant into the United States using a government vehicle. The Texas Department of Public Safety said that Savion Johnson was taken into custody on Sunday (March 31) on charges of evading arrest, smuggling of persons, and unlawful carry of a weapon.
    The Kinney County Sheriff's Office said that Johnson was nabbed following a chase near a Border Patrol checkpoint.

    "Kinney County Sheriff Brad Coe says the soldier turned around when he approached a pop-up tactical Border Patrol checkpoint off 674 in Kinney County that had only been operational for a few days—The behavior alerting agents who attempted to stop the SUV—The sheriff says Texas DPS got involved with the pursuit and used spike strips which ultimately stopped the vehicle," NewsNation reporter Ali Bradley wrote on X.

    Governor Greg Abbott's press secretary, Andrew Mahaleris, had harsh words for Johson in a statement sent to Newsweek.

    "If the allegations are true, the accused is a traitor and criminal. We have zero tolerance for Texans who violate laws that directly contradict the mission we are seeking to achieve. The accused's illegal smuggling may subject him to a mandatory minimum prison sentence of at least 10 years. He deserves more."

    Fox News obtained dashcam video of his arrest from the Kinney County Sheriff's Office. The footage shows an officer pulling him out of the vehicle and placing him in handcuffs while other officers search his SUV.

     
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  21. Duck Smoker

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    Just another day for $DJT, down another 8.75% today. I'm not an options trader, but have see some threads that puts on $DJT have such a high premium on them that they're not worth bothering with. My very loose understanding is that the high premium is related to high expected volatility, which in the case of a stock with no underlying value priced at $70-ish would be extreme expected downside volatility. I've only been an options trading expert for 20 minutes, so I hope that's right.

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  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Had some ultra MAGA guy tell me Liberalism is a disease. I told him I’m not a liberal and it sucks, but you telling me Trump is the greatest President ever kinda kills any thought momentum you had.
     
  23. Hatfield

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    I just watched that on PBS stream last week. The rally at MSG was fucking bokers. A bunchy\a of wannabe Nazis in dress up saluting nazi flags under an enormous picture of George Washington.
     
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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  25. NYGator

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  26. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

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  27. IV

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  28. Tommy Jefferson

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    Mind blowing that NASA can predict who god is mad at decades before he hides the sun from them.
     
  29. ned's head

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    Clint can raise a pbr to this

     
  30. gilstein21

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    Everyone in the path of totality dies
     
  31. Drown ‘Em

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    Ok this is pretty funny
     
  32. kezarmyaj

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    I am ready for deaths warm embrace

    :blessed:
     
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  33. CaneKnight

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    I think they came to the realization they'd only be taking votes from Trump and not Biden. Which we all know wasn't their goal they wanted Trump to win and that's why they did all of this in the first place. Wouldn't be surprised to see RFK try and join the Trump campaign.
     
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  34. Killy Me Please

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  35. Prospector

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  36. CaneKnight

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    Does MTG think she wouldn't be going straight to hell if god came back or something??? :laugh:
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    Not sure why anyone would choose to live in that shithole racist state anyways. Highest concentration of some of the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet
     
  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah like she’s going straight to hell no questions asked. It’s weird she thinks somehow she would get to go to heaven on top of all of the “sins” she commits.
     
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  39. BellottiBold

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    :laugh:
     
  40. CaneKnight

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    I just can't figure out where we went wrong as a country where the dumb mother fuckers we actively and openly made fun of got their hands on the levers of power. These people shouldn't even be allowed to be around the general population and these stupid mother fuckers are making laws. This is infuriating and completely fucking insane. If you wrote this as a plot of a movie you'd get laughed out of the room or people would make it into a comedy. Like the fact that this is happening IRL is breaking my fucking brain
     
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  41. CUtigers

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    She probably watched some TikTok conspiracy about 3 Body Problem.
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  43. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro Not a co-conspirator
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    This is a good start to where we are today.
    Behind the Bastards: How Conservatism won. Basically the creation of right wing think tanks is what gave us the minority rule laws we have to accept.
     
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  44. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    It’s the topic of the new behind the bastards. Not exactly that exact question but it explains a lot of the background. If the two hours is a long listen just know it’s because of decades of investment into “think tanks”

    Edit: uhhhh see post right before this one
     
  45. CaneKnight

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    Gonna start this up on the way to dinner tonight.
     
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  46. chuckmasterflex

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    People politely listened to this idiot his whole life, because of his name, and his money. One of the biggest, fucking losers this country has ever produced.
     
  47. Sub-Zero

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    I hope you’re not driving becusse your anger might take you off the road
     
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