Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  2. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    The patients that ride always come to my trauma bay as the most broken. Donorcycles are great for business
     
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  3. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Hmmm, a Harley or rent? Tough choice. Weird these assholes never go to the fact that prices are out of control and wages are stagnant as a reason. I guess that would kill their bitchiness.
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I love motorcycles but they are death traps
     
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  5. WhiskeyDelta

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    Cross posting from the other thread this was posted in:

    From a motorcycle rider, why I wouldn’t ride a bike if I lived stateside again:

    1) insurance cost in the states is insane for a bike because
    A) insurers don’t accept they’re a primary vehicle and gouge you cuz they’re “recreational”
    B) rates are high for ANY vehicle because you’re having to pay healthcare costs

    2) Vehicles in the states are huge and people cannot see you

    3) Traffic lights and filtering being illegal mean you’re basically baking in the sun for long periods, rather than round abouts and filtering keeping you moving

    4) Every single traffic exchange being a crossroads is honestly terrifying; youhave to trust the guy looking over into the back seat messing with his kids atthe stop sign isn’t going to go and turn you into paste on the side of his F350
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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  7. steamengine

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    Wow
     
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  8. steamengine

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    ______ was better before woke is quite possibly the dumbest line of thought ever produced by man and I can’t stop making jokes about it in real life so I might be part of the problem now
     
  9. NoNatty

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  10. steamengine

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    Wut
     
  11. pez

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    She posted a bunch of anti gay stuff from a preacher. And apparently liked posts when Rapinoe got hurt. Being vocally anti gay in the USWNT is not a great move

    and Lalas is a dumbass
     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    What does this even mean
     
  13. steamengine

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    Ahhh I assumed from the lalas post she was a problem but didn’t have context on her background
     
  14. steamengine

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    lol she plays for psg too
     
  15. pez

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    yeah I don’t know anything about her, but an article about Alex Morgan having to doi damage control popped up the other day in my feed
     
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  16. BellottiBold

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    Lalas is such a chud bitch
     
  17. DirtBall

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    Fuck her and double fuck Alexi. At least she has the excuse of being 20 and raised by a bunch of racist MAGA hatting chuds. Alexi has no excuse.
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Never understood why they got that nickname those organs are way too macerated to donate
     
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  19. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    There’s always something to harvest. Skin and eyes are usually options if nothing else is. Often though you can get the organs
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

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    Christina Bobb clearly wants this idiot to stop talking, but he plows on anyway
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    not sure I want to live in a world where women's soccer has caught the woke mind virus!
     
  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Top three funniest thing he did. Such a weird person.
     
  24. Mr. Bean

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    He thrives on trolling
     
  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. Mr. Bean

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    From “I don’t want their money I don’t need their money” to “Envelope is light, Larry”
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    is starring at a solar eclipse considered “trolling”?
     
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  28. JGator1

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  29. a.tramp

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    I am dying at the fit of that suit. Looks like his legs are in 2 oversized Pringles tubes. And I don’t even know where to start with his jacket that is so big it looks like some sort of a fluffy blouse.
     
  30. steamengine

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    It’s called a quadruple break
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Black shoes with a blue suit? Disgusting.
     
  32. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    not to get into a menswear fight but I personally hate brown shoes/belt with a blue suit
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

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    Kinda sounds like you’re looking for smoke here
     
  34. DirtBall

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    I think a darker blue shoe is the way to go but I also don’t own any blue suits
     
  35. DirtBall

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    Do these people not realize the internet exists? I guess since dear leader makes shit up and constantly repeats it they feel they can do the same.


     
  36. bwi2

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    Ah yes let me get my dark blue dress shoes out of the closet
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    I’ve got a pair of dark blue Ecco’s that I love. Never worn them with a suit because I only have grey suits. They look great with khakis/slacks for office business casual as well as jeans for going out. Super comfortable as well.
     
  38. bwi2

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    just because you can’t play basketball in it doesn’t make it a dress shoe
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Don’t tell me what I can and can’t play basketball in! Woke mind virus shows up once again.
     
  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    nah, it's just subjective

    the tapering, or lack there of, is not subjective tho
     
  41. Handcuffed

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    could be the lighting but I'm not even convinced the pants and jacket are of the same suit

    jacket looks slightly darker
     
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  42. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    No shoe looks good with that shade of blue.
     
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  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Clown shoes do
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    boxy bros
     
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  45. Redav

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    His pants always look like he's in the 2003 NBA draft
     
  46. seanofthedead86

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    That derek guy account is always shitting on how terrible right wing shit heads dress. It's hilarious.
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s a good look except you don’t know where Trumpy starts and the suit ends
     
  48. Can I Spliff it

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