The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Apr 14, 2020.

  1. Seavie

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  2. DirtBall

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    Better than sugar obviously but the anticavity effect isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. We thought it was a game changer 15 or so years back but you’ve got to be chewing/sucking on that a good portion of the day to get the benefits.
     
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  3. ned's head

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    What about those parsley mint things? I've read those are good for breath and have antioxidants but not sure if it's a bunch of hooey
     
  4. Lip

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    Only a problem for you bc we all know what you’re sucking on a good portion of the day
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    No clue but menthol is one of the essential oils in Listerine. It’s the essential oils that are the active ingredient not the alcohol so I’m sure there’s some benefit.


    :gfa:
     
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  6. Taques

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    congratulations king
     
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  7. dump

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    I know this is a bit off topic in this thread but

     
  8. BuckeyeRiot

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    Those are not the tulips I was hoping to see in her lap.
     
  9. Fusiontegra

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    Ms. Duff is a 12 out of 10...but I'm still incapable of being attracted to pregnant chicks. My brain just can't do it.
     
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  10. ned's head

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    She's glistening in that first pic. I guess that answers the question about waterpiks. Anything that's good enough for our queen is good enough for us.
     
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  11. glimmer

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    enjoy some cocaine-era duff then



    i really resonate with side 2
     
  12. steamengine

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    Got the io9 after my old braun started failing. Not sure how I feel so far about my tooth brush judging me.
     
  13. beerleagueman

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    simpler time
     
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  14. Nole96SC

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    Khloe before her plastic surgery era :doge:
     
  15. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    she has gotten really fat
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    Me, too. We’re a match made in heaven!
     
  17. ~ taylor ~

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    I wanted to update you all that switching from tweezing to trimming has made a world of difference in roughly 2 months. I highly recommend it. I can use Flonase again without it destroying the inside of my nose, which in itself makes my life a lot better.
     
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  18. Can I Spliff it

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    Please put that behind a spoiler and label nsfw

    Nose Shaving Fucking Works
     
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  19. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Bama is on the CBS sports network shootaround right now. Pretty cool.
     
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  20. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    what does that have to do with my gum health? :crossedarms:
     
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  21. stric006

    stric006 Recovering Butter Beer addict
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    Lol whoops. Duff is smokin btw.
     
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  22. double RL

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  23. SugarShaun

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    She looks good naked but manual toothbrush in 2024, get it together girl
     
  24. ~ taylor ~

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    she looks good whatnow?
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    She’s always shaking those warlocks around on TikTok. That’s all that I’ll add.
     
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  26. SugarShaun

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    I linked a mega I found on donor board with a bunch of files
     
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  27. ned's head

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    Do they still make products to prevent gunk with electric toothbrushes? There used to be the sonic seal, which was a silicone condom thing that spanned the base and head. Worked great.

    Can't find anything for oral b (preferable) or sonicare anymore.
     
  28. zeberdee

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    one of these on my toothbrush would make my wife happier than I ever could.
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    That the #1 weakness of the IO, something about the motor that they can’t seal the head well. (Also they still haven’t came out with a ‘floss action’ head even though the rep told me a year ago it’d be out “sometime soon”)
     
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  30. Daddy Rabbit

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    I love how you were never open about this before millions were spent from our users
     
  31. ned's head

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    Thinking about electrical taping that bitch
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Gotta get that royalties check :like:
     
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  33. Redav

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    the "Elon Musk" if you will
     
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  34. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    little piece of mastic tape will give you a nice environmental seal
     
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  35. steamengine

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    Seriously. The blatant corruption knows no limits.
     
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  36. ned's head

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    Maybe this sucker would help

    Flip Grip Hygienic No-Mess Inverted Electric Toothbrush Holder Stand, Easy Cleaning, 8”x 4” x 3.1”, White https://a.co/d/4BnPlxL
     
  37. One Two

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    Dentists

    Best overall mouthwash?
    Best mouthwash for tooth whitening (are they all garbage?)

    Thank you
     
  38. Nole0515

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    flouride turns you woke
     
  39. ned's head

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    Take too much and you'll start to like pee pee sex
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    Cum
     
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  41. One Two

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  42. ned's head

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    Don't listen to him. Tried his protocol for 6 months without a goddamn hint of improvement
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    That's because you used your own. Doesn't work unless the DNA is different.
     
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  44. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Can also confirm it has to be direct injection. Ordering online doesn’t seem to work either.

    My friend says
     
  45. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Oh, side note: you almost got a random text at like midnight because Siri misunderstood a command :laugh:
    I then had to explain to my partner who “vol Jody” in my phone is…and how I watched you kill a guy.
     
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  46. Goose

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    My dental hygienist was impressed today
     
  47. DirtBall

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    If this was an episode of quantum leap I would of just jumped into a new shitposting body.
     
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  48. Goose

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    I'm not sure I understand this but go off king
     
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