2024 MLB Thread - Jersey Watch

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 2, 2023.

  1. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I’m not sure anyone* can stop the juggernaut that is the kansas city royals


    *other than the registered voters of Jackson county missouri
     
  2. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Despite the 9 runs and 11 hits so far, Brown only has 40 pitches at the moment
     
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  3. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Maybe Ohtani has been fading the dodgers in the playoffs for a decade and is now independently wealthy. He could be innocent.
     
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  4. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    11 hits, 9 runs, on 40 pitches in an inning is wild. 14 batters in only 40 pitches might be the thing that jumps out the most lol. That's 2.8 pitches per batter while getting shelled.
     
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  5. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    It was like the scene from Sandlot.
     
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  6. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  7. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    this guy has so many good one liners
     
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  9. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes Team Mac OG
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    Spent a lot of time with degenerate gamblers and this hits so close to home.
     
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  10. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Great inning for Jr
     
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  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  12. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    "np done bud. Merry Christmas."
     
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  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    texasraider this is how a gambling addict acts, not like a guy who defers all of his money to 20 years in the future. hth
     
  14. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    torn between a classic Assssstros thread title or one of the dozen amazing Ippei quotes
     
  15. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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  16. The Goat

    The Goat Well-Known Member
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    I think "I'm terrible at this sports betting thing... Huh?" Is the clear winner.
     
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  17. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Made me wonder if he was tipping pitches and/or just terrible
     
  18. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Apparently after 3 years
     
  19. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Big bad braves getting skull fucked by the scrub Mets lol
     
  20. snowfx2

    snowfx2 Well-Known Member
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    Crypto bro Ippei

     
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  21. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    you are aware there are addicts who are attempting to recover, right?

    It's not like addicts who have been sober for 10 years still go hang out at the bar all day
     
  22. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    I’m starting to think Ippei was just being a dude and should go free
     
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  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    My dad still attends gambler’s anonymous meetings. So yes, I know how it works
     
  24. texasraider

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    so you're purposefully being obtuse. got it
     
  25. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    don't want to speak for bro but when you used the word "crippling" I didn't think you were referring to people who are being successful in recovery.
     
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  26. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    It is okay to just be wrong
     
  27. Truman

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    Kind of amazing he 'only' stole 14M w those swings
     
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  28. zeberdee

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    I feel like those gross numbers always sound way worse than they actually are.
     
  29. Irush

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    Only gross number I see is giving up 16 runs to the Mets
     
  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Hey-o!
     
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  31. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    The unluckiest offense in baseball after the first two series is just making their way back to the mean, nothing to do with the quality Braves they were just in the universe's way
     
  32. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I'm guessing the Arizona part could be tied to where LAA had their spring training facility? Still weird considering he was playing in LA, but a lot of guys have places near their team's spring training sites.
     
  33. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Jomboy fucking sucks these days

     
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  34. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    He won't be getting sponsor $ from Circa, Bet MGM, DK, etc with that attitude
     
  35. Line 4 Guy

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    How is that not the infield fly rule in the Rangers game? What am i missing?


     
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  36. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    video?
     
  37. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    pretty marginal imo

     
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  38. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    considering he had to slide for it, I'm guessing they're saying it wasn't a routine play. probably a bad call though.
     
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  39. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    If you play a game of leap frog mid play it should count as two outs

     
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  41. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Playing UCL roulette every pitch
     
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  42. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  43. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    This gambling addiction PSA is sponsored by Fan Duel
     
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  44. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    These days?
     
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  46. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  47. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Congrats to the growing family

     
  48. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Grayson Rodriguez getting waxed out there
     
  49. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    24 hours ago Pasquantino had exactly 0 RBIs, now he has 8.
     
  50. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Plenty of time for sex when you don’t play in October.
     
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