Minneapolis recs? Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka

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  1. COVIDiskilingme79

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    It's pretty cold outside
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm not going anywhere. Can't make me.
     
  3. Rabid

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    Meh. I took my daughter to MOA today for Malibu Barbie brunch and then my son had a Futsal game near downtown Minneapolis. He has flag football later (in a dome obviously) and then my daughter has swimming. Mostly normal Sunday routine around here.
     
  4. Kent Pavelka

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    yeah. It’s fine. Going on a bike ride in a minute
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Appropriating this thread for discussion pertaining to broader MN topics.

    Fuck Kathy Cargill
     
  6. Lyrtch

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    Weather nice out there today
     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    gettin' the 'yaks all power warshed and ready to plunk in that ol 'ver. Gonna be a good water season.
     
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  8. Rabid

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    For buying land in Duluth?
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I don't know what i expected
     
  10. Rabid

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    i honestly haven’t followed it. I just saw she bought land and didn’t want to talk to the mayor. Is there more (cliffs)?
     
  11. Randy Dangus

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    It was too hot out today for this time of year but tell ya what I’ll never regret taking this wonderful shit out for some camping with dad.

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  12. Randy Dangus

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    She’s not talking to anyone about it. 12 properties so far on Park Point and tore down a handful of them. The normies are getting restless. It’s kinda weird down there nowadays, 10 years from now there won’t be any modest houses left on the bar. Fuck her regardless.
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I mean, it's not "some land." It's Park Point. She's buying up one of thee most iconic neighborhoods in the state's history so she can take a luxury condo dump on it. Wants to make it a big escape for her family (the few she hasn't sued for something yet). Would ruin public access to it. Buncha fuckin pickleball courts.

    So the mayor was like "hey, hang on" and she laid her cards right on the table of what a billionaire POS she is. On record calling the people of duluth a bunch of phillistines n shit.

    Fuck her and her family. She's a cargill, idk why she'd ever get benefit of the doubt.
     
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  14. Randy Dangus

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    My child threw a size 5 Reebok out of the window between Red Wing and Frontenac, DM me if you see it. Were in strawberry rain boots for the rest of the weekend.
     
  15. Randy Dangus

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    I didn’t realize she spoke on the plans. I still keep an eye on Duluth local news but must have missed this. I was holding out hope she’s do something sweet but fuckus of course not
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Seems like the mayor had some pretty reasonable questions about wanting to maintain public access to the beaches and stuff but as soon as she was pressured to give up any information she just blew a gasket and ran and cried to the wsj.

    Cargill's are evil AF I don't know why anyone would think they would have benevolent intentions about anything
     
  17. Randy Dangus

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    Guess it’s the optimist in me. I am a Nebraska fan after all
     
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  18. Randy Dangus

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    Jesus I just read that WSJ article what a fucking cunt.
     
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  19. IV

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/s/JRUX185PM1
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah and all these MN conservatives, predictably going all "leave Britney alone!" for the poor billionaire sociopath.

    She's suing basically her entire family of origin for one thing or another. She's unredeemable trash.
     
  21. Rabid

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    I just read the StarTribune article. How can you have so many estranged relatives? And why is someone now worth $4.5bn suing a brother over $150k in the parents estate and suing their sister over managing the estate. There are some real red flags there.
     
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  22. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm willing to bet you lift the hood on a lot of billionaire families, you'll find a lot of antisocial behavior. That's a big reason they desire their privacy so much
     
  23. Rabid

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    It seems more unique here in that she married in to the money late in life. I mean it’s newsworthy because she is a Cargill now and that is funding home purchases. But, given what the article said about her parents jobs and her past jobs it doesn’t seem like she came from that kind of money.
     
  24. Kent Pavelka

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    Learned today from the Strib article that she married into the family and grew up in godforsaken Wisconsin and everything made more sense.
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    What do you want duke boy
     
  27. bwi2

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    directions to the best cake store, apparently. Looking like I’ll be moving some time this summer.
     
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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I lnow little of this poster. Do we allow him entry?
     
  29. Lyrtch

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    Congrats you'll love it

    Maybe one day all the Minneapolis people will get a beer and maybe I won't get shot by someone I made fun of a decade ago
     
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  30. buffs

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  31. Lyrtch

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    Cafe latte cake being procured for my brothers birthday this weekend

    Always a hit
     
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  32. Rabid

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    The answer is clearly in Edina.

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    I’m more of a Jerry’s guy than Woullet Bakery. The off-the-shelf tiramisu cake is the one I would go for.
     
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  33. Lyrtch

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    edina is never the answer to anything
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    black walnut has the best cakes but they're cunty so if you have some picky folks they aren't the best option
     
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    we’re almost certainly moving to Edina :(
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    you'll fit right in
     
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  37. Lyrtch

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  38. Lyrtch

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    if you HAVE to live in that area the 50th and France area is at least decent and not just rich douche suburbia hell
     
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    Almost every place we’re looking at is east of 100, we’re not trying to live on a golf course

    can’t beat the douche allegations though
     
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  40. Lyrtch

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    mr Paul's one of the best spots in town, their back room events are incredible
     
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  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's ok just hate yourself for it and you'll be fine
     
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  42. Rabid

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    I believe the local parlance, when there were 2 HS’s, is Easties vs Westies. Team Easties.
     
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  43. Rabid

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    I grew up hating Edina and after 10 years that instinct hasn’t changed. But now what I really hate is the private school people in Edina. To live in such an expensive area with high taxes that most people choose for the schools and then say, I’m going to pay private instead..that is another class of douchery.

    But seriously, the kids there exhibit the worst traits of what people think of Edina.
     
  44. Kent Pavelka

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    If you want to get buzzed by giant SUVs on your bike, Interlachen Blvd is the place to do it
     
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  45. Steve Prefontaine

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    Can attest to this. I know the bar manager so they hosted my wife's work Christmas party this year. Simply fantastic.
     
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  46. IV

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    My moms dad was from Minneapolis, that’s all I have to add
     
  47. Kent Pavelka

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    :getmoneyfuckbitches::jizz::badasswolf::heythere:
     
  48. buffs

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    I resemble that remark :ohdear: