Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. steamengine

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    It’s too nice a day to let Jeff Bagwell ruin three hours of my Sunday.
     
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  2. Charles DeMar

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  4. Charles DeMar

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    2 extra base hits this series. Both on Friday
     
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  5. colonelrascals

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    bregman in the 4 hole is going to drive me nuts
     
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  6. colonelrascals

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    we have our draft picks right?
     
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  7. colonelrascals

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    I still believe in joe
     
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  8. Charles DeMar

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    Don’t have a second rounder due to Hader unfortunately :(
     
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    Nice abreu got it in the air
     
  10. Gallant Knight

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    Jake did too
     
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  11. Charles DeMar

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    Bregman now 1 for his last 20 (and hitting 3rd or cleanup during that time)
     
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  13. steamengine

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    Good shit, Bregman
     
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    He’s playing himself into having to accept the qualifying offer
     
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  15. slhorn

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    So bregman is now hitting second. How many double plays yall think for tonight?
     
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  16. houtex716

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  17. Charles DeMar

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    Another great start
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    Arrighetti isn’t a big league starter.
     
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    Hopefully they can add some prospects at the deadline
     
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    Would be a nice time for a dong
     
  21. Fidelio

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  22. Fidelio

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  23. Charles DeMar

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    Going 1-10 w/ RISP and leaving 10 on seems less than ideal in another 1 run loss…now 0-7 in 1 run games
     
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  24. Gallant Knight

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    He hit another one tonight

     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    I feel like the PCL leader in home runs can probably outperform someone hitting .065/.132/.081
     
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  26. texasraider

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    You obviously don’t look at the back of baseball cards
     
  27. Tex

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    Does he even have one? Pathetic.
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    i don't think i've ever seen a picture more middle middle that singleton just took for strike 3
     
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    He took 3 good pitches there, not sure about that approach
     
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  30. Charles DeMar

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    Asking Montero to get 5 outs seemed like a bit much. Isn’t going to matter either way if the bats can’t score runs, though
     
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    I wonder if they’ll trade Tucker at the deadline or just bregman and Verlander
     
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  33. steamengine

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    Trade everyone over the age of 27 for draft picks
     
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  36. Tex

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    Fire him into the fucking sun
     
  37. Charles DeMar

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    Abreu? Or Espada?
     
  38. Tex

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    Dong
     
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  39. Tex

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    Yes
     
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  40. Tex

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    I was at my little cousins graduation/crawfish boil when we went up 4-2. Many pounds of mud bugs and beers later I see there was never a doubt.
     
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  41. slhorn

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    We are the champions of Mexico therefore the world imo..
     
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  42. Tex

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    Solid start
     
  43. slhorn

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    Altuve destroyed that
     
  45. Tex

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    Pena boom