Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

This isn't great

 

Or today even. Every single pitching prospect has been why not anyone who can play first base.

 

Pretty sure Abreu now has more errors than HRs and RBIs combined

 

It’s too early for me to groan when Hader is pitching imo

 

The slimmest of margins but he didn’t go.. lucky call.

 

0-5 in 1-run games this year. And now 1-10 in last 11 extra inning games

 

Yikes

 

At the beach drinking. Astros don’t exist. They can’t hurt me.

 

9.5!?! Have fun walking back.

 

Our condo is right on the beach so little to no walking

 

Alright boys we got the day off yesterday only to play an early game today!! At least they aren’t prolonging our misery. Today. Maybe.


Probably.

 

I’ve gotten to the point now where I’m simply excited if Abreu just hits the ball hard or even pulls it. And he’s now 0-15 w/ RISP, which doesn’t seem that great

 

Bottom of the lineup like we all thought would happen.

 

Now 0-16

 

Catch the ball!

 

Never a doubt

 

Trevor Williams is arguably worst pitcher in majors. Gave up 36 homers and 1.6 whip last season. Both worst in MLB. But of course he's shutting the Astros down

 

Consistent

 

Abreu now 0-17 w/ RISP on the season

And Chas has been super underwhelming btw

 

And we did it! Abreu now hitting 0.69 on 4/20 ;)

 

Not anymore :(

 

Hey everybody come blame Tex

 

Astros with 6 blown saves already, doesn’t seem great

 

Pathetic

 

Team sucks

 

Worst loss of the year…and that’s saying something

 

Pressly has now allowed 10 runs and Hader 9, that’s insane

 

Great new account to follow

 

Oh my god I turned it off after top 9 thinking it was over

 

I sorta did the same, felt ok to finally shower and get ready for something after the 8th only to see the game tying hit happen when I checked again. Guess you can never think it’s over with this team

 

Welp burn it all down

 

Another bad start, may be easiest to just ignore the rest of the game today