Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She’s had some work done imo
     
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  3. Jimmy the Saint

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    She looks like a mannequin.
     
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  4. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Looks like saw
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this, this doesn’t seem to be on the up and up
     
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  6. DuffandMuff

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    The still frame in that tweet is strongly reminiscent of a blow up sex doll.
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    A judge died so a rule changed? What?
     
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  8. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    They’re the villains that tell you their plans upfront.
     
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  10. pez

    pez Competent
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  11. NYGator

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  12. RSK

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    It still blows my mind that this is a tmber
     
  13. NYGator

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    what now?
     
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  14. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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  15. NYGator

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    the twitter account or the comedian?
     
  16. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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  17. NYGator

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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    it must feel so fucking weird when her inflated lips come into contact with one another. how much sensation is still left in those bad boys?
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    lmao were you asleep the past several years?
     
  20. Truman

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    It's still wild to me people can be completely oblivious to little pockets of TMB. It happens to me too every once and while.
     
  21. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Happens to me a lot. I'm just here and there and miss things like owls all the time.
     
  22. NYGator

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    I only participate in certain threads and don't really pay attention to specific posters, so I tend to miss a lot of that type of stuff. I don't look to see what new threads are added unless I am looking for a topic.
     
  23. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    I am also just now learning this.
     
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  24. El Tiburon

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    Plus, senile dementia is a bitch.
     
  25. angus

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    You don't scroll the first page?
     
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  26. NYGator

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    Nope, I mostly just use watched threads list unless there is something that interests me that I know is going on, I may look for a thread.
     
  27. BudKilmer

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    I knew nothing about blazingrebel breaking his arm in beer league softball and brother I was deceased catching up.


    I confine my shitposting to like 11 total threads
     
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  28. RSK

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    Wasn't it blazingrebel that also got kidnapped at gun point or am I mixing things up
     
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  29. NYGator

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    This is always a possibility as well. That, and mind altering substances.
     
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  30. NYGator

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    This is an example of something I found out after the fact also, but read every post in the thread when I did find out. To the points made earlier, somewhere between me not paying attention to who posters are and senility and substance/alcohol I don't recall if it was him.
     
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  31. angus

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    Allegedly, yes.
     
  32. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    He's a fellow ND fan. Guess we're not irrelevant now are we?! Big jerks.
     
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  33. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Go Fighting Hawks! Or is it Bison...i get them mixed up
     
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  34. soulfly

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    Fighting Guys on Buffaloes.
     
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  35. NYGator

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    Shifting topics and this is a pretty good point...

     
  36. fattus

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    He can’t say Pecker without laughing.
     
  37. BellottiBold

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    I mean I was kinda floored tbh when gfa mentioned a thousand active daily users in the 15 for 15 post
     
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  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  39. Josey Wales

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    I’d definitely gamble on this being the case. In fact, someone who regularly has cameras in front of them should repeatedly ask that question.

    edit: hahaha I opened twitter and good ol Seth Abramson was in my timeline on this very topic. His theory is the Saudis financed trumps catch and kill arrangement.
     
  40. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    David Pecker says he published attacks on Ted Cruz at the request of Trump's personal fixer
    Former National Enquirer publisher David Pecker revealed during Donald Trump's ongoing criminal trial that he planted numerous stories against the serially indicted fraudster's political opponents during the 2016 election, including a fake photo of Ted Cruz's father Rafael alongside Lee Harvey Oswald and a made-up accusation that surgeon Ben Carson had accidentally left a sponge in someone's brain on the operating table. How predictable that Trump, who famously coined the phrase "fake news," was in fact running a literal fake news operation.
     
  41. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Trump did not coin the phrase “fake news,” he co-opted it.
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    Trump’s ability to keep a stooge between him and the dirty is actually really impressive. It’s transparent as fuck, but points for consistency.
     
  43. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    when Ted learned that Trump was behind these rumors he immediately clocked in at the Trump call center to cuck himself even further
     
  44. Voodoo

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    Personification of man
     
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  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Laughed HARD at trying to spread a rumor that Carson left a fucking sponge in someone's brain.
     
  46. Truman

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    Hope John Oliver gets his ass again
     
  47. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    only the best people work for Trump