Mainboarder to join the cast of Saturday Night Live (sike!)

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  1. Corch

    Corch Cup o coffee in the big time
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    #1 Corch, Sep 12, 2019
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  2. electronic

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    Holy shit.
     
    #2 electronic, Sep 12, 2019
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  3. NilesIrish

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    Oh shit, that's is awesome we need a TMB sign for post episodes
     
    #3 NilesIrish, Sep 12, 2019
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  4. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    #4 jrmy, Sep 12, 2019
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  5. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Chef is your incel club still doing that thing where y’all don’t jerk off to be more manly for the ladies
     
    #5 Teflon Queen, Sep 12, 2019
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  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Momma we made it
     
    #6 devine, Sep 12, 2019
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  7. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    Wow, that's awesome

    Congrats
     
    #7 killerwvu, Sep 12, 2019
  8. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Need a “hello at the show” shout out
     
    #8 Wu, Sep 12, 2019
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  9. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Spare Darko
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    Wait till they figure out he hated Get Out
     
    #9 TrustyPatches, Sep 12, 2019
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  10. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    Need to drop a hello, at the show reference
     
    #10 killerwvu, Sep 12, 2019
  11. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    congrats

    DELETE THE PODS AND THAT THREAD
     
    #11 Lyrtch, Sep 12, 2019
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  12. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    Damnit
     
    #12 killerwvu, Sep 12, 2019
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  13. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    How much money do you make now
     
    #13 devine, Sep 12, 2019
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  14. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Awesome man

    Let us know where the writing rooms gets their drugs
     
    #14 fsugrad99, Sep 12, 2019
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  15. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    can i get some tickets
     
    #15 Lyrtch, Sep 12, 2019
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  16. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    $69,420
     
    #16 Bruce Wayne, Sep 12, 2019
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  17. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    ??
     
    #17 devine, Sep 12, 2019
  18. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Half as much as me? Nice!
     
    #18 devine, Sep 12, 2019
  19. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    The androgynous downy look should provide a nice range of characters
     
    #19 Teflon Queen, Sep 12, 2019
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  20. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Also, sup Chloe
     
    #20 Wu, Sep 12, 2019
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  21. BudKilmer

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    Awesome
     
    #21 BudKilmer, Sep 12, 2019
  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What is Keenan Thompson like in real life
     
    #22 devine, Sep 12, 2019
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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Expected kylebuck
     
    #23 TC, Sep 12, 2019
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  24. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    opening thread I was expecting user Shawn Hunter
     
    #24 blind dog, Sep 12, 2019
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  25. HotMic

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    #25 HotMic, Sep 12, 2019
  26. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    #26 bertwing, Sep 12, 2019
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  27. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I had no idea his real name was Chloe.
     
    #27 herb.burdette, Sep 12, 2019
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  28. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    This title wasn't mainboarder turns out to be a serial killer
     
    #28 Gaknight, Sep 12, 2019
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  29. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    some of the fans he got from the podcast...weren't great, before he mostly left the board he realized his anti-PC whining about getting held back (or passed up for things because of "quotas") by being a white dude etc were dumb and just frustration

    funny in retrospect that hes now worked his way onto the biggest gig a standup can basically get
     
    #29 Lyrtch, Sep 12, 2019
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  30. Jack Parkman

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    Congrats Chef Goldblum as well as Shane Gillie and Bowen Yang
     
    #30 Jack Parkman, Sep 12, 2019
  31. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    congrats fam
     
    #31 Taques, Sep 12, 2019
  32. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Should we move it to the donor throats?
     
    #32 devine, Sep 12, 2019
  33. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Go ahead and try, buddy
     
    #33 TC, Sep 12, 2019
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  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’ll move a donation to your throat
     
    #34 bertwing, Sep 12, 2019
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  35. beist

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    Good for Chef Goldblum . Bad for me, since now when I turn off NBC immediately after ND's night games end I will feel a little bad about it.
     
    #35 beist, Sep 12, 2019
  36. fattmante

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    Shane GILLIG???
     
    #36 fattmante, Sep 12, 2019
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  37. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Wasn't there some user named 14 words or something that posted in that thread?
     
    #37 Redav, Sep 12, 2019
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  38. dump bueckers

    dump bueckers paige bueckers stan account
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    man SNL really lowered their standards
     
    #38 dump bueckers, Sep 12, 2019
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  39. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz No Money for Front 7 Until I'm Dead
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    we can find out what tim meadows is really like
     
    #39 Saul Shabazz, Sep 12, 2019
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  40. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    big deal lemme know when a tmb poster makes it on madtv
     
    #40 Tobias, Sep 12, 2019
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  41. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Spare Darko
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    Fucked up thing is that kylebuck is still gonna be making more money
     
    #41 TrustyPatches, Sep 12, 2019
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  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    He (allegedly) has some real racist shit out there.
     
    #42 Daniel Ocean, Sep 12, 2019
  43. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Spare Darko
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    Then delete it all and the links cuz I don’t trust you mfers
     
    #43 TrustyPatches, Sep 12, 2019
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  44. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    That's freaking awesome!
     
    #44 bigred77, Sep 12, 2019
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  45. pperc

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    This didn't make sense to me since I thought he was the Asian... I'm an idiot.
     
    #45 pperc, Sep 12, 2019
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  46. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    He should do a skit on the whole Sterling A saga
     
    #46 bertwing, Sep 12, 2019
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  47. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    y'all are saying he needs to delete his history but how do you think lorne found him?
     
    #47 Handcuffed, Sep 12, 2019
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  48. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    #48 Handcuffed, Sep 12, 2019
  49. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    The cast may be problematic
     
    #49 kennypowers, Sep 12, 2019
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  50. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Should do a recurring dump skit. So many possibilities...a gofundme hooker, the basketball showdown, full cycle meltdowns, hot sister, etc
     
    #50 ned's head, Sep 12, 2019
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