Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. bucs

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    tiger/koepka/matsuyama and kaymer/schwartzel/haas on PGA tour live this morning

    tiger and koepka both at -2 thru 6
     
  2. 1

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    Too bad as I really, really like Amanda Dufner's Tits :tebow:
     
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  3. bucs

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    tiger -4 thru 10. he's back!
     
  4. Joshuam2107

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    :loldog:
     
  5. Whammy Business

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    Fucked myself this week in fantasy.
     
  6. fish

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    Lots of guys have missed a week here and there over the years but I don't think I've ever seen one where no players were eligible. Tough break, dude.
     
  7. Whammy Business

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    No points, lose a start for some high rollers. Fuck me.
     
  8. carlin08

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    you pay for the PGA tour live?
     
  9. ColeTrickle

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    It's a good track. It can play pretty tough from the tips.
     
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  10. FadeMe

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    Tiger seems to be much looser and more comfortable on the course. Seems really, really confident in everything he's doing. Maybe playing in a field without some of the top players will help him some.
     
  11. ColeTrickle

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    Tiger just hit an iron off the tee that probably went 50 yards right.
     
  12. MODEVIL

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    Gotta say, Tiger is getting better
     
  13. Whammy Business

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    Does not compute.
     
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  14. Joshuam2107

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    Well a 6 under 64 for Tiger..that's his best round since 2013 I think..
     
  15. bucs

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    yeah it's $5
     
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  16. Artoo

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    1 bad tee shot is vast improvement over earlier this year.
     
  17. bucs

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    it really was 1 of his 2 poor shots all day. I was kidding earlier but it's nice to see tiger play like this
     
  18. triceratops

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    Tiger is definitely improving. A chip in and making a ton of putts helps. Errant shots not really punished as harshly at the Wyndham either, but he settled down after missing the fairway early. The 50 yard right shot on 17 wasn't really punished because he could still hit it on green. Why I think Tiger always has a chance at Augusta. You can be wild and still score. Not so at the other majors.
     
  19. Artoo

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    He probably needed to play in a few more of these "easy" locations this year. He needs to build that confidence of rolling in some putts and making some shots out of rough. It seems stupid to try and make a comeback by only playing in the toughest tournaments.
     
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  20. triceratops

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    Agree. He needs reps and only playing 10 events doesn't get you the reps. Rounds like today can only build the confidence. Still has a ways to go though only last week he missed the cut by two shots. He hit the ball better, but couldn't putt and his few errant shots were punished. Improvement from the US Open, which was laughable bad all around.
     
  21. UrsaGrande

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    Well crap, first or second week I didn't update my roster. I need Adam Scott to win or something.
     
  22. MODEVIL

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    he hit that green in regulation after going wayward
     
  23. Artoo

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    Yup, that's what I'm saying. If you are hitting a lot of errant shots, it does not make sense to only play courses that punish errant shots. Playing some of these less brutal courses lets him work on accuracy AND still not be in a terrible position if you hit a bad one.
     
  24. Joystick Izzy

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    My brother-in-law is doing part of the broadcast right now. /coolstory
     
  25. PHXNole2000

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    Played with my bess frann this weekend. Will never do that shit again. Shot 44-34. Wasn't a super difficult track.
     
  26. Jigga

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    You never invite me anymore
     
  27. Joshuam2107

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    Range and 9 holes on the schedule again today..got rained out like crazy last time I tried this..
     
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  28. PHXNole2000

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    Uhhh, I don't see your number calling me either! Let me know when you're free. I lipped out 2 < 10 footers on that 34. One was for eagle too. I ended up telling the wife to shut her fuckin mouth on 17. It got a little awkward for our playing partner. Haha
     
  29. Jigga

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    Plan on October 16 to play
     
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  30. Artoo

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    Trying to figure out a way to do ttis this evening, without pissing off the wife too much. I might only get one or the other, but that would still be fine.
     
  31. PHXNole2000

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    I feel a cough coming on that day.
     
  32. Joshuam2107

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    I don't get to hit range balls before playing too terribly often. Hoping I can get some good feels and take them to the course and shoot a respectable 9 hole number.
     
  33. Jigga

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    Nice. dahldennsull is gonna tee it up too. Some place up by me though. Maybe I'll check when my PGA pass expires
     
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  34. Artoo

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    I just hate playing 9 holes. It leaves me feeling incomplete. I always want to play more.
     
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  35. Jigga

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    Thankfully your scorecard looks like you played 18
     
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  36. Joshuam2107

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    True, but it's a nine hole course with a big practice facility and I would rather stop at 9 than play the exact same 9 holes twice.
     
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  37. Festus McBadass

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    :iceburn:
     
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  38. Artoo

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    He's such a bully.
     
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  39. Festus McBadass

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    Take it easy on him. He only has sex once every other week. He has to take his aggression out somewhere.
     
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  40. dome foam

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    still too far inside, but better.

     
  41. PHXNole2000

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    Yeah, if I'm taking the day off, I'm good driving wherever.
     
  42. The B1G Kucktis

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    Where are you staying?
     
  43. phunkybuck

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    Fountain Hills.

    I think we'll do 36 at We-Ko-Pa because it is very close and looks awesome. Probably 18 at Troon North based on recs from this thread and its reputation. Certainly open to any other suggestions though.
     
  44. The B1G Kucktis

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    Scottsdale:

    Grayhawk (already mentioned)
    TPC Scottsdale Stadium Course (already mentioned)
    The Phoenician - they have three nine hole courses and it depends what the rotation is on that day, either Oasis-Desert or Oasis-Canyon. Desert is much better because it's tucked right against Camelback mountain.
    Kierland

    Phoenix:

    Arizona Biltmore
    Lookout Mountain (personal favorite)
    Papago - it's a municipal course but their greens are fantastic
    ASU Karsten - it is probably not going to be around much longer, but a nice rolling hills type course on ASU's campus
     
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  45. The B1G Kucktis

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    Forgot, look at Talking Stick - their new management is 100X better and the courses is coming around nicely. Don't forget Top Golf in Scottsdale, either.
     
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  46. Joshuam2107

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    I haven't even made it out of the office yet and weather is already starting to turn shitty. Fuck this whole bullshit week of thunderstorms..
     
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  47. Artoo

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    Turns out I really need to mow the yard. Looks like we're both SOL
     
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  48. Joshuam2107

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  49. Spaulding

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    Flew out to San Diego on Tuesday morning to visit my brother with my parents, clubs were brought along. Was going play Torrey yesterday, but plans fell through. Tried to play today, some outing going on all morning. Ended up at the gliderport directly next to the course today, :tebow: 'd a bit standing against the fence watching people play.

    Cliffs: I'm an idiot
     
  50. Big Meech

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    That really sucks.
     
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