2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Mora had quite the fall

    falcons hc, ucla, to uconn
     
  2. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Seahawks head coach too
     
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  3. bertwing

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    We are beautiful and everyone loves us
     
  4. Cornelius Suttree

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    my stab at a top ten

    only included places with populations under 100K. So no SF, Boston, Charleston, Berkeley, Fort Collins, Cambridge, Austin, Providence, Madison, NOLA, Ann Arbor, Columbus, etc

    Santa Barbara
    SLO
    Flagstaff
    Santa Cruz
    Bozeman
    Missoula
    Burlington
    Bloomington (would be so much better with legal weed obviously, but alas)
    Amherst
    Charlottesville (surrounding area brings it up over 100K but city self is under from what I can tell)

    need to check out Durango and Gunnison ASAP. Also want to go to Annapolis badly, but that seems like a different environment. Asheville and Evanston were probably the hardest places to leave off. Also like Iowa City and Fayetteville. The Maine liberal arts colleges have nice small towns too

    sweet country we've got here. Let's get weed legalized everywhere and then it'd all just be the tits
     
  5. Corky Bucek

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    lol wtf
     
  6. Corky Bucek

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    I’m heading to Annapolis in May for my cousin’s graduation. Should be a real cool experience.
     
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  7. Owsley

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    You ever been to Boone? Feel like it would be right up your alley.
     
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  8. Owsley

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    Annapolis is cool, but I liked West Point and Colorado Springs more.
     
  9. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Yeah, Boone > Asheville if you're talking college towns. Asheville is great but UNCA isn't much of a presence compared to other things. Boone is the more true college town
     
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  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Nobody likes Chapel Hill?
     
  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    yup my aunt moved there about 10 years ago. NC is a state that would see its stock really take off with legal weed
     
  12. bertwing

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  13. Owsley

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    Truly the American dream
     
  14. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Gonna be a disaster
     
  15. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    what happened to al golden
     
  16. (Z)

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    Oh come on, with beautiful buildings on campus like this?

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  17. bro

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    leave our library alone!
     
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  18. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    Hopefully Jim Mora Sr.
     
  19. Fran Tarkenton

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    Yea I liked West Point, esp in Fall, then Air Force then Navy. But I would go back to Colorado Springs just bc of recreation.
     
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  20. (Z)

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    Ugliest building I’ve ever seen on a college campus.
     
  21. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Knoxville is a grungy dump.

    I've been there once and it was the fumble game. Fuck you
     
  22. theregionsitter

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    12 years ago

    objective list is objective
     
  23. Goose

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    Next time Miami plays at UC you should go down and check out campus. I’d imagine that will be a pretty lit tailgate
     
  24. teel

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    If UConn was smart like me they would have hired 35 year old Minnesota assistant Joe Harasmyiak, former Maine head coach and NJ native. I'm gonna start my own search firm.
     
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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    There are far less intelligent people making lots of money doing that shit
     
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  26. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Why would he want that job? It's a dead end. If you have further aspirations in coaching you aren't taking the UConn job. There's only one way it's going to end.

    I think there's a reason Jim Mora and Al Golden were the names that surfaced here.
     
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  27. Cornelius Suttree

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    Will Healy gonna have much hype this offseason? The Charlotte offense seems pretty meh
     
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  28. teel

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    You could be right that he would have no interest but he would do well I think, the experience of being a HC already in that non-hotbed area of talent and still being young is a great mix. I'll be keeping an eye on his career.
     
  29. bigred77

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    You went to magnolia and enjoyed yiutine in waco?
     
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  30. Jimmy the Saint

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    If UConn had any semblance of a plan for where that program is going he'd be a great fit.

    He should have his pick of MAC (or similar) jobs in the near future where there's actually a blueprint for what success looks like. What does success at UConn look like right now? Going 3-9 there with an independent schedule is probably a successful season. But that's not going to look particularly convincing on the resume.
     
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  31. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Your experiences may vary, but I did not enjoy driving by the Baylor campus, stuck in traffic on I-35 during never-ending road construction.
     
  32. bertwing

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    Same. Never actually toured facilities or any of that shit, but drove through there on I-35 on way to Dripping Springs last month and drove all through campus as a detour because traffic was horrible on way back and drove by stadium. Other than the stadium, it was pretty much a nice and flat shithole.
     
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  33. ATX305

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    Waco is an absolute shit hole and while the campus is decent, I can also vouch for road construction on 35 being absolutely horrific the last year plus.

    SMU is the nicest college campus I’ve visited in Texas
     
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  34. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Went to camp for a week in Boone during summers in high school, great trails/places to run.
     
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  35. romanoff

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    Lot of smoke that we are finalizing an extension & pay increase with Mel Tucker. Somewhere in the $7mm range
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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    this guy legit?

     
  37. romanoff

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    He’s decently connected to the athletic department. There’s also a second local guy, unrelated, that also brought this up today.
     
  38. The Banks

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    Easier to do what? Win? Not get fired?
     
  39. The Banks

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    One of my friends played hockey there. Loved it.
     
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  40. The Banks

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  41. ~ taylor ~

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    I like Chapel Hill
     
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  42. ~ taylor ~

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    So is Jim Mora actually named James L. Mora or is somebody fucking with his wiki page?
     
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  43. bigred77

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    Tell us you've never been to college Station without telling us you've never been to college Station
     
  44. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    Waco is the worst and so is anybody who likes it
     
  45. (Z)

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    I’ve been to College Station.
     
  46. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    CS would be the armpit of the state if Waco and Odessa didn’t exist
     
  47. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    their basketball arena is the biggest shithole in the Big 12 by far, it feels like you’re watching a game in a dimly lit dungeon
     
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  48. bigred77

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    Tell us you have no taste without telling us you have no taste
     
  49. bigred77

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    Last time I was at Allen Fieldhouse was about 2000, but that shithole was worse.
     
  50. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Enough campus shaming guys. Time to get back on the carousel