2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    One of my fraternity brothers wound up marrying his daughter. Randomly ran into them at a brewery in Boston the week of the wedding. They all talked about what a cool guy dude Addazio was, which is funny considering how much they were mother fucking him in college.
     
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  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    Joe Parker is such a shit human he'll probably go after Wilson again
     
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  3. Aussie

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    I'm sure he's fine as a person. But he sucked so hard at play calling. I remember when Urbz stepped down the first time and tried to strap us with Dazz as head coach. I think that's the only reason he came back was when he realized that wasn't going to happen.
     
  4. laxjoe

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  5. 20/20/20/20

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    What’s better than this? Guys being dudes

     
  6. Fran Tarkenton

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  7. (Z)

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    Who was that white QB that was such a tough runner? Van Pelt or something?
     
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  8. Corky Bucek

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    Yes, Bradlee Van Pelt
     
  9. 20/20/20/20

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    Bradlee Van Pelt
     
  10. Owsley

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    It’s was all about McDougal and Sapp though
     
  11. bstaple12

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  13. Jack Parkman

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  14. Fran Tarkenton

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    that is why you hire an Athletic Director before tending to a Coach's job
     
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  15. afb

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    Weird

    I was assured Diaz would be fired on December 1st
     
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  16. ned's head

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  18. Prospector

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    If that number is true, their board is way too large to be effective
     
  19. Gritty Badger

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    lol 50? you can't even put together a list of 15 of our BOTs who even care who the new AD is. Hope Manny Sr. is getting paid overtime for all the work he's putting in trying to save his son's job
     
  20. -Prime-

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    This dude sucks. He can choke on a bowl of dicks
     
  21. CF3234

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  22. Gritty Badger

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    68 BOTs aren't involved in the process, that's just Dodd going to the UM website and counting who's on the board.

    its David Epstein who's been running to the media with all these behind the scene quotes (BOT who used to have a HUGE say with our old AD and helped push Manny through in 6 hrs when Richt left) and Manny Diaz Sr. trying to pollute the process

    UM is using Turnkey search firm and its the President, 2 advisers, a few BOTs who are actually running the show.

    Rest is a few of the folks who used to have the power throwing tantrums because they don't have a say anymore.
     
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  23. Gritty Badger

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    Now the actual BOTs is a total shitshow and you would imagine there's going to be some resignations after this all said and done.
     
  24. blind dog

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    thats how we ended up with Chad Morris :blech:
     
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  25. -Prime-

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    We good, Manny Sr out here spreading fake news
     
  26. -Prime-

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    We going after Mario no matter who the AD is
     
  27. Gritty Badger

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    man its been Mario's job to take or turn down since the kid missed the GW chip shot against UVA

    AD or no AD was never going to change that
     
  28. Fran Tarkenton

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    you don't think an Athletic Director, and an Administration with its shit in order, would not enhance the chances he accepts that job?

    There's delusion, then there is thinking Not Having an Athletics Director is irrelevant to College Athletics.
     
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  29. beerleagueman

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    Miami’s Athletic Department is run like the City of Miami :laugh:
     
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  30. RalfBully

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    Why do you have 68 BOTs in the first place? How do you get anything done? I dont care how many are involved in this particular process or not
     
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  31. Gritty Badger

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    you don't think every move they've made since October has not been with the purpose of getting Mario to accept the job? Firing Blake James(who Mario vowed never to work with)? Leaking the "new massive financial commitment" from the school supporting the football department moving forward? I promise you the names the search committee is looking through are being sent to Mario's people for review.
     
  32. Gritty Badger

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    used to be and the old guard doesn't like the changes
     
  33. LuPoor

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    This leads me to believe that Miami is much like Texas and no one can be successful there due to administrative and off field bullshit
     
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  34. Gritty Badger

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    how many BOTs do you think are on the typical board for a university?
     
  35. Gritty Badger

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    this has definitely been the case the past 20 years and why so many are now kicking and screaming about it changing
     
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  36. RalfBully

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    8?
     
  37. Gritty Badger

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    bruh seriously?
     
  38. C A N E

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    I’m shocked wow
     
  39. Jack Parkman

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    I’m sure Mario can’t wait to leave Oregon and come work for these guys
     
  40. RalfBully

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  41. Gritty Badger

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    pretty sure 3 BOTs throwing hissy fits in the press won't be the deciding factor if he takes the job or not.
     
  42. Gritty Badger

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  43. RalfBully

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    Bruh, seriously
     
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  44. ned's head

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    All this chaos and we're talking BOT organizational structure? Just give me the drama, baby
     
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  45. Gritty Badger

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    the funniest part about today's stories is that last week Gary Ferman was perfectly fine being the mouthpiece for Epstein/Diaz Sr but now that they've gone to national guys and not him he's on the warpath lmbo





     
  46. (Z)

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    I think the Alabama system has 16 BOT members. 68 is incredible.
     
  47. beerleagueman

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    ‘They’re just jealous Bro’
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    or work for no boss at all
     
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  49. Gritty Badger

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    its 52 voting members

    wake has 46 voting members

    duke has 38

    bc has 50

    private schools are a different animal than state run university systems
     
  50. 20/20/20/20

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    Nebraska has 8 Regents on their board.