2023 B1G Thread: Michigan declared the winner…hooray

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  1. Celemo

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  2. racer

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    Joke’s on Cade. Even a good player at QB will only be a marginal improvement.
     
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    Could we change the Rutgers Scarlet Knights tag to #BestPuntingOutfitintheHistoryofCollegeFootball ?
     
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    Chop!!

     
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  13. Constant

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    How long did it take you to pick one?
     
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    Made even more dangerous with one tunnels in the conference.
     
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    I'm not sure we belong in this football thread - where's the futbol thread though?
     
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    Protip: don't call him a "game manager". He hates that.
     
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    Conference titles are over rated, it’s really about the playoffs now.
     
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    Somebody has to do it, the coaches certainly won’t.
     
  19. construxboy

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    So is Cade the OC too?
     
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    A while. I picked this one because it’s the play that clinched you the honor of creating this thread.
     
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    Cade got a lucrative NIL deal with Angostura.
     
  22. Rabid

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    Clever. I like that one.
     
  23. 2

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    New coach. Same results. Fuck us.
     
  24. racer

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    I wonder if the BTN is going to do the same thing they did with Nebraska and start showing the USC/Texas rose bowl and be like “The Big Ten and SEC have a long history of exciting football contests”
     
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    hopefully. kareem abdul-jabbar was by far the best B1G man on the hardwood.
     
  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    Sadly adding them does not end the B1G national title drought.
     
  27. racer

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    Ball brothers, future B1G alumni
     
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    But it does end our reign as All Time National Championship leaders in the B1G. Sad.
     
  29. Anison

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    [​IMG]
     
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    My favorite part of this thread is there will be two pages of people talking about each others moms being born on different bases and then there's a post like this completely lost in the mix

    Gophers get a commitment from 3* Cade Hollenbach. Good addition to the OL room.
     
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    His mom: HBP
     
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  32. Celemo

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    Hit By Penis?
     
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  35. construxboy

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    That escalated in a hurry
     
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  36. Celemo

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    the by-product of having to watch Spencer Petras QB your team for the last 7 years
     
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  37. GBG_24

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    I assumed that account was a parody account mocking Don Thomas who is a big Michigan Twitter guy who was Cade’s white knight at the start of the season when the qb battle was going on.
     
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    I knew Chuck Long. I watched Chuck Long. And you, Cade McNamara, are no Chuck Long.
     
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    That's awfully subtle.
     
  40. racer

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    That’s certainly possible, but there’s a lot of legitimate (insane) belief in that same sentiment across this fan base.
     
  41. backinblack23

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    It’s not very hard to draw up a better offense than Brian.
     
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  42. Cooler

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    Yea there are a lot of fans thinking Cade is gonna play like Brady.
     
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  43. Celemo

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    There is another angle to the McNamara magic and it goes like this: you are the QB from the other team. You see what McNamara is doing and it looks easy. You say, "I can do that." And you go in for your next series and that's what you do. Only when you do it, you throw the interception. Our DB's will see it coming from a mile away because they see it everyday in practice.
     
  44. pez

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    100% this and I know a cade white knight when I see it
     
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  45. racer

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    Oh yes, I agree. I was referring to it possibly being a parody.