2023 NFL Thread

Whats the script gonna be like this season

 

Whatever team you choose to root for is gonna suuuuk.

 

I don’t root for teams in this Mickey Mouse league

 

Gonna get it out of the way so Kelce can’t say that everyone doubted the 2023 Chiefs, I don’t doubt the 2023 Chiefs.

 

Bear Down

 

Patriots will go 5-12 and belicheck retires after realizing he sucks and Mac Jones is garbage

 

Jets will obtain Jimmy g instead of a real QB and lose in the wild card round

 

This would make me cum

 

Broncos will bench Mr Unlimited week 7

 

Chiefs absolutely trounce the cowboys 48-12 in a not at all exciting Super Bowl named for Derrick Thomas.

 

lamar = giant
rodgers = jet

 

Lol cowboys.

 

1 out of 4 odds? I will take it

 

Titans, goo!

 

That's true. You're mostly a hater these days

 

This is the way

 

This would be our best season in 12 years
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And here I thought the charger at plus 2000 is the steal.

 

I refuse to participate in this thread moving forward as long as j Gannon is the dc in Philly

pls respect my decision

 

Improvement

 

this would be cool but the script says he’ll be in New Orleans

 

Chiefs-Eagles rematch imo.

 

Saints suck again. Bold prediction

 

Bengals - 49ers next year

 

Derek Carr has some weird affinity for saints, they’re going to be a team of divine destiny if he plays for them.

 

Last year before burrow and chase have to be reupped, makes sense.

 

49ers prediction is bold since we still have no idea if trey Lance is any good

 

Can't wait for the upcoming Chargers-Giants SB

 

After an unprecedented amount of flags, both teams declared co-winners after a coin flip.

 

if jimmy g can get them to multiple nfc championships and a Super Bowl and purdy can get them to an nfc championship I feel confident that he will be fine for a game or two until purdy can play again

 

Lmbo at the Chargers making a Super Bowl

 

Not any crazier than a Texas team making it

 

As a fan of a team that will not attempt a QB sneak for a decade or more I believe that the owners should propose and pass a rule change that outlaws this rugby pushing business.

 

Jack Parkman dislikes this thread

 

Titans have too many questions. In salary cap hell. Have to cut Lewan. Big question with new GM and what he wants to do with Tannehill. Woods could also be a cap casualty. Long, interesting off-season ahead.

Wouldn’t be surprised if we’re in the cellar this year. Did a decent job taking advantage of a down AFC South these past few years, but with Jags finally getting their shit together and maybe the Colts and Texans seemingly making the right moves we won’t have an easy path forward anymore. Vrabel is a great coach but injuries and Jon Robinson’s shitty money-to-talent spending have set us up to have a closed window this season.

 

probably a good idea to tank, but Vrabel isn't likely to allow that to happen

 

Yeah, he’ll win 6-7 games with a shitty roster. But at least Robinson isn’t around anymore to trade away our best player and draft people that need a year of injury recovery when we’re in “win now”.

 

Jags winning it all. You heard it here first.

 

they are going to be huge favorites to win that division. maybe more so than any other team in any division

 

Chase has two more years on his rookie deal and then a 5th year option. He won't be getting his big contract for another 2 - 3 years.

 

As is tradition, they are the 2023 AFC West favorites and clearly the most talented team in the division.