2023 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Viva Las Vegas
     
    #1 Hank Scorpio, Feb 12, 2023
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  2. dump

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    Whats the script gonna be like this season
     
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  3. Line 4 Guy

    Line 4 Guy Well-Known Member
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    Whatever team you choose to root for is gonna suuuuk.
     
  4. dump

    dump Chairman of the Tortured Posters Department
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    I don’t root for teams in this Mickey Mouse league
     
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  5. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Gonna get it out of the way so Kelce can’t say that everyone doubted the 2023 Chiefs, I don’t doubt the 2023 Chiefs.
     
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  6. Jay Jay Okocha

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    Bear Down
     
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  7. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    I doubt the 2023 Kansas City Chiefs and I dare Travis Kelce to do something about it
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Picking my favorites and how they reach the promised land:

    49ers don't have to play their backup QB all year and win the Superbowl

    Bengals OL doesn't get injured and they win the Superbowl

    Bills stop relying on Josh Allen playing hero ball and win the Superbowl

    Chiefs benefit from questionable officiating in a pivotal moment and win the Superbowl.
     
  9. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Patriots will go 5-12 and belicheck retires after realizing he sucks and Mac Jones is garbage
     
  10. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Jets will obtain Jimmy g instead of a real QB and lose in the wild card round
     
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  11. Irush

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    This would make me cum
     
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  12. 2

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    Broncos will bench Mr Unlimited week 7
     
    #12 2, Feb 12, 2023
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  13. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Bears win the Super Bowl!
     
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  14. racer

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    Chiefs absolutely trounce the cowboys 48-12 in a not at all exciting Super Bowl named for Derrick Thomas.
     
  15. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    lamar = giant
    rodgers = jet
     
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  16. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Lol cowboys.
     
  17. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    1 out of 4 odds? I will take it
     
  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Titans, goo!
     
  19. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    That's true. You're mostly a hater these days
     
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  20. Homo Erectus

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    This is the way
     
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  21. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    colts down there with the falcons and texans is nasty business
     
  22. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 call Tyrone
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    This would be our best season in 12 years
    signmeup.gif
     
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  23. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a phd in football so I’m good
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    the chiefs will probably win the super bowl
     
  24. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a phd in football so I’m good
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    user bro is doing a good job pretending he isn’t furious about the thread starter
     
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  25. slhorn

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    And here I thought the charger at plus 2000 is the steal.
     
  26. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Gonna be cool watching Derek Carr win the Superbowl with the Bucs in his former home stadium.
     
  27. Gritty Badger

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    I refuse to participate in this thread moving forward as long as j Gannon is the dc in Philly

    pls respect my decision
     
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  28. Pac_Lion

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    Improvement
     
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  29. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    this would be cool but the script says he’ll be in New Orleans
     
  30. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Chiefs-Eagles rematch imo.
     
  31. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Saints suck again. Bold prediction
     
  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Bengals - 49ers next year
     
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  33. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Derek Carr has some weird affinity for saints, they’re going to be a team of divine destiny if he plays for them.
     
  34. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Last year before burrow and chase have to be reupped, makes sense.
     
  35. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    49ers prediction is bold since we still have no idea if trey Lance is any good
     
  36. Homo Erectus

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    Can't wait for the upcoming Chargers-Giants SB
     
  37. broken internet

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    After an unprecedented amount of flags, both teams declared co-winners after a coin flip.
     
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  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    if jimmy g can get them to multiple nfc championships and a Super Bowl and purdy can get them to an nfc championship I feel confident that he will be fine for a game or two until purdy can play again
     
  39. dump

    dump Chairman of the Tortured Posters Department
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    Lmbo at the Chargers making a Super Bowl
     
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  40. Homo Erectus

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    Not any crazier than a Texas team making it
     
  41. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    As a fan of a team that will not attempt a QB sneak for a decade or more I believe that the owners should propose and pass a rule change that outlaws this rugby pushing business.
     
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  42. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Jack Parkman dislikes this thread
     
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  43. DaveGrohl

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    Titans have too many questions. In salary cap hell. Have to cut Lewan. Big question with new GM and what he wants to do with Tannehill. Woods could also be a cap casualty. Long, interesting off-season ahead.

    Wouldn’t be surprised if we’re in the cellar this year. Did a decent job taking advantage of a down AFC South these past few years, but with Jags finally getting their shit together and maybe the Colts and Texans seemingly making the right moves we won’t have an easy path forward anymore. Vrabel is a great coach but injuries and Jon Robinson’s shitty money-to-talent spending have set us up to have a closed window this season.
     
  44. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    probably a good idea to tank, but Vrabel isn't likely to allow that to happen
     
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  46. DaveGrohl

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    Yeah, he’ll win 6-7 games with a shitty roster. But at least Robinson isn’t around anymore to trade away our best player and draft people that need a year of injury recovery when we’re in “win now”.
     
  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Jags winning it all. You heard it here first.
     
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  48. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    they are going to be huge favorites to win that division. maybe more so than any other team in any division
     
    #48 bro, Feb 13, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2023
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  49. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Chase has two more years on his rookie deal and then a 5th year option. He won't be getting his big contract for another 2 - 3 years.
     
  50. ono

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    As is tradition, they are the 2023 AFC West favorites and clearly the most talented team in the division.