2024 NFL Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Feb 11, 2024.

  1. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    so funny they're doing this story already before the jets even turn it around

     
  2. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    The media wants the jets to be relevant so fucking bad and it’s annoying as hell
     
  3. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    too bad Aaron is warshed
     
  4. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Uh oh

    - Mike McDaniel

     
  6. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    I blame Mike Greenberg
     
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  7. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    49ers are 0-40 under Shanahan when trailing by 8+ at any point in the 4th Q

    *according to SAS
     
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  8. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    Feel like there are probably several playoff games against the Packers that would have ended that streak but aren't being counted.
     
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  9. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    sounds like a shot to be back for the playoffs
     
  10. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Just wonderful
     
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  11. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    about time something goes our way
     
  12. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    He's ignoring any limit to the speed he is supposed to recover
     
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  13. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    I love the darnold
     
  14. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    It me

    Curtain Clayshaw
     
  15. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    Been some chatter about a post-Lions' hangover the last few weeks. Teams the week after they play the Lions this season:

    LAR: 41-10 L to ARI

    TB: 26-7 L to DEN

    ARI: 42-14 L to WSH

    SEA: 29-20 L to NYG

    DAL: bye

    MIN: 30-20 L to LAR
     
  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  17. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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  18. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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    at least it wasn't on a completely unnecessary play or anything, glad he at least already got paid

    Outside of JJ, this is the player they could least afford to lose. Probably solidifies GB and DET as the division hopefuls.

     
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  19. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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  21. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    79 and not eating vegetables is a pretty solid run.
     
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  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  23. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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    didn’t hurt that there was another decent game on at the same time
     
  24. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Just saw Hassan Reddick is playing this week

    Pretty funny he caved in and cost himself millions
     
  25. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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  26. DirtBall

    DirtBall Space Zaddy
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  27. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone Deluxe Member
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    Kind of cute to think Green Bay is on detroits level iyam
     
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  28. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come
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    What in the world

     
  29. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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  30. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    one of those 0-4 was the hilarious drop by Turpin that should have been a big play but this is still funny

     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    edit: hate when my normal and reliable follows retweet some garbage.
     
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  32. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    is this for real?
     
  33. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Among receivers not overall. Jonnu and Achane are way up there for them
     
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  34. DirtBall

    DirtBall Space Zaddy
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  35. Shinzon

    Shinzon Shadow Daddy
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  36. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    What the fuck man
     
  37. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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  38. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    2026 sixth rounder was the trade. He’s on a one year deal. Probably says more about Omenihu’s current status than anything else. He will immediately be second in pressure rate on the team behind Jones. Nasty DL
     
  39. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  41. goheels10

    goheels10 Well-Known Member
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    Oh damn. Wasn’t he on the shopping block?
     
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  42. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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  43. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Daniel Jones is 1-15 in primetime games
     
  44. Lip

    Lip Unemployed in Greenland
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  45. Shinzon

    Shinzon Shadow Daddy
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  46. Sportfan

    Sportfan From Six to Dumptime
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    I’m about to be even more insufferable than normal.



    Tweet isn’t explicit, this is about Stefon Diggs.
     
  47. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    Diontae Johnson to the Ravens
     
  48. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for
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    I am inconsolable