2024 SS opening thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Santa Claus, Dec 10, 2024.

  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    bruce bowen your final package was delivered today I believe.
     
  2. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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    That’s good stuff. Send it to me if you need to be sober.
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I was joking. I have the perfect 2022 blue Gatorade that I think will pair nicely with it.
     
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  4. bryix

    bryix accepting only fresh brine
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    you absolute rube. everyone knows you mix this with Josta.
     
  5. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    10/10 thanks man this rules
     
  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Glad you like it. Your fan of was like a perfect match for some Jameis gear
     
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  7. Baron

    Baron Well-Known Member
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  8. bruce bowen

    bruce bowen Well-Known Member
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    It's funny my first SS was FSUs 2013 run and I got a Jameis gift then. He is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    infected donkey your Santa told me you should’ve received one of your gifts yesterday.
     
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  10. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    I did. Just haven’t had a chance to open yet.
     
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  11. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    my present has arrived! i was out of town the last few days so apologies for being late. i will get it opened today and post pics

    also EMAW FC i am your santa and one of your packages was lost in transit and the other got delayed so your package will be delayed
     
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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Doc Louis thanks for everything. The Buffy stuff and supernatural book are cool AF. The calendar well I am lusting over the dream boat. I’ve thought about buying that cookbook. The ornament will be brought out and put on the tree every year. The Bronz mugs will get plenty of use. Like I said I’m a huge Buffy and Supernatural nerd so getting stuff from them is alway cool.

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  13. Doc Louis

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    Was wondering when that stuff would get there Daniel Ocean ! Should be something else coming for the dog
     
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  14. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Tex Santa says you should have your gift arriving Thursday 1/9/25 by end of day. Estimated between 11:20 AM - 3:20 PM.
     
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  15. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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  16. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    infected donkey your Santa told me to tell you that you really need to open your first present and post pictures.
     
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  17. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Santa can suck muh balls. But I have a pic of the first package, not of the other because kids were being heathens last night. Thanks tegg, ill get them when I head home in a bit!
     
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  18. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    brolift thank you! i am planning on wearing the gooner shirt tonight so i can brag to my ex/roommate about how much action I’m getting

    also super excited about this book because I’m going through a ~*~transitional phase~*~

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  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  20. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Well wes tegg has officially made bertwing jealous with his gift. Good job my friend! IMG_0092.jpeg And yes that’s Sam Pittman holding a dick.
     

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  21. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Photoshops of people holding dicks is so passé
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Unfortunately Groot is a Chiefs fan so imma keep it for me. Flash thinks football is barbaric
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  23. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I’m glad the balls turned out! It took three submissions for them to make them. First round, he had actual exposed female tits. On the second one, his face was the head of the dick.

    There’s one more package on the way. It will be there tomorrow.
     
  24. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    Maybe, we have winter weather coming today if not it will be delivered monday more than likely.
     
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  25. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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  26. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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    So randomly found this outside. Didn't know it had arrived. No knock or anything. We had bad weather the last day so maybe that’s why. Thank you Santa!

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  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    :itsatrap:
     
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  28. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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    It was still cold and doesn’t look like it was poisoned so I think I’m good
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    death by bacon. Hmmm not a bad way to go.
     
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  30. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    We got 11” of snow so monday it is.
     
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  31. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    another one showed up! gonna start this one tonight thank you again brolift
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    also EMAW FC I’ve now had 3 different gifts for you get lost/delayed/canceled so I’m pivoting again and will get everything out to you hopefully by this weekend

    here’s the shirt that got lost
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  32. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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    Am I done Santa? Is someone coming forward?
     
  33. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
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    stop the ship!
     
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