2025 National Recruiting Thread: Sponsored by Oracle

Got damn. Nice pull, X*ch*gan.

 

You cannot make this shit up

 

Michigan just out here

 

Good for him going from stealing signs to stealing signees.

 

In this economy it's tough out here for a vacuum cleaner repair man. Got to find work where you can get it.

 

“Infrastructure and resources”

 

Nice to see not every kid out there is bag huntin this time of year

 

I think we should infer money. These writers are super creative

 

It's infrastructure week.

 

What is Ellison’s connection to Michigan?

 

Loves the helmet.

 

And Hailing Victory.

 

Pussy is undefeated

 

This was Wiltfong’s life dream to spoil something like this an hour in advance, he must be going through it tonight

 

Shefty made sure to do it live on Sportscenter too

 

kind of dumb for us to spend all of this money when we're about to be nailed by the NCAA

 

As a program under NCAA sanctions and probation, I can tell you the living ain’t easy. We had to find $50k to pay the walkons who should’ve gotten to celebrate earning a scholarship with their teammates and the coaches get a built in week off hosting visitors one week a year. Cause Eric Grey got $25k or some shit.

 

I peeked at Michigans board when we were close to flipping Marshall and in it for Babalola, and at the time Holland was full blown pushing the school pride is gone and kids are just chasing the bag blues to his readers then how times have changed

Congrats michigan

 

Holland is going to your site next

we’ve included cash considerations as well

 

90% of the population chase the bag, mofos need to get off their high horse

LSU didn’t make a competitive offer at all

 

But they had the “heisman discount” going for them apparently.

 

This was in his manifesto.

 

Current recruiting : Billionaires paying 17 year olds more to play in college than some in NFL make, and married women with professional degrees celebrate said 17 year old going to the team they like by posting topless photos on x. What a world

Spoiler: Spoiler

For some reason you cant link first one, so just click 2nd and scroll up if you are really interested

 

those tits are as soft as jagged rocks

 

yuck

 

Doesnt show nip because you know theyre pointing in two different directions.

 

or somethin even more gnarlos santana like 2 nips on 1 teet

 

I want one of those so damn bad.

 

god damn it, we have to keep EJ???, auburn we will send you some more cash and throw in some some koozies and shit for the kids

 

There still isn't a mosque in Lee County

 

Cope

 

I think uga rb coach is the only one that likes him

 

If the NCAA had any balls, he'd be included in any sanctions. He could be passed around from team to team like a scarlet letter of shame.

Programs will be like "fuck it, we're guilty. Give us the death penalty. Just just this broccoli--smelling weirdo out of here."

 

I’m sure Hayes probably does commissions.

 

Ahh yes, Auburn’s notorious friendliness to the Muslim Community had to be the deciding factor.

Just ignore that basketball coach they pay millions of dollars per year to who has been cheerleading a genocide perpetrated against a mostly Muslim population and claims to be disgusted by politicians who think America should quit sending weapons to Israel.

 

This kid ever seen the inside of a gym?

 

He gon

 

Haha

 

Need people to randomly post the googly eyes replying to this periodically over the next few months

 

Really wide set google eyes.