Alive or not...

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  1. Tricky Gator

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    Starting a new thread since you sick bastards enjoyed my other thread.
     
  2. SP1

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  3. Nick Rivers

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    This was in the original thread, thought it was worth revisiting.

     
  4. bertwing

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    did the K9 piss next to the dead body at the end of that video?
     
  5. SP1

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    Either squatted to pee or dropped a deuce, but yeah, it did something to create some heat
     
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  6. Joey Freshwater

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    His skull pieces got some distance.
     
  7. Nick Rivers

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  8. Kirk Fogg

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    Saw a badass video today of an ISIS suicide bomber's car hitting a roadside ied, it blowing the car about 100 feet into the air, and the explosives in the car detonating while the car was falling back to the ground (like 60 feet in the air). Needless to say: dead.
     
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  9. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    God dammit, Leeroy
     
  10. Shock Linwood

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    That was hilarious.

    I can just see that cop going over the options in his pea-sized brain.

    "Lets see...we can wait this out, we can get a negotiatior...Oh I got a badass idea. Why don't I run him over? Thats excellent. Its go time"
     
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  11. bhrangerfan0809

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  12. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I got southlick 'd on this comment in another thread? Good fucking grief.
     
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  13. Kirk Fogg

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    Why did that cop do that?
     
  14. Xr4ti

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    so that guy wouldn't kill himself
     
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  15. audrew

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  16. Barves2125

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    I don't mind seeing humans getting wrekt but there has to be a line and I draw it at penguins.
     
  17. The Banks

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    I, for one, have no problem seeing Penguins falter this time of year.
     
  18. Barves2125

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    Well, clearly you're some sort of penguin bigot since you've chosen to live on the opposite side of the planet from the world's greatest aquatic flightless bird.
     
  19. William

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  20. theriner69er

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    I hope they both die, does that count?
     
  21. UncleJesse

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    Good for the bull.
     
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  22. Capstone 88

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    Good. Hate that faggot didn't die
     
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  23. Handcuffed

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    one dead, one injured
     
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  24. bnob

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    Guy in blue dropped a load in his pants on impact. See around 22 seconds. Hearing the other guys skull crack made me flinch. Stupid way to go. Not sure how that looked like a good idea even with them being drunk.
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. Llama

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  27. Ironmike

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    Drunk or sober, I'm just wondering what the plan was when they got to the edge of the glass with all those concrete steps coming up next. Wing it? :awesomeface:
     
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  28. Can I Spliff it

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    hopefully the subtitles come up

     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. Lifeiskilingme79

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  31. theriner69er

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    jesus people, wear a seat belt!

    seriously....a girls dad on my daughter's soccer team just died in a car accident. he was not wearing a seat belt. What the fuck is wrong with people who don't wear their seat belt? I wouldn't ever force someone to do it, but I don't get it. Is it that big a deal? The risk of not wearing one vs. the "reward" of not being burdened by a seat belt seems to heavily weighted to one side that it's a no brainer. Can anyone defend the blatant stupidity of not wearing one?
     
  32. Duck70

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    DONT TREAD ON ME!!!
     
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  33. theriner69er

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    Do what I tell you or suffer the consequences!!!
     
  34. Can I Spliff it

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  35. Can I Spliff it

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  36. Petito

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    the dog taking a shit/piss at the end :roll:
     
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  37. Open Carry

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    Dying due to not wearing a seatbelt has got to be the dumbest way to go. I also won't be held responsible for someone's stupidity and charged with manslaughter as a driver so I force my passengers to buckle up. You wanna die by being ejected from a car? Do it in someone else's car.
     
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  38. theriner69er

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    It's pretty amazing that we are able to ignore pain when our kids are in danger. That dude's left leg takes a direct hit, no?? It has to be hurt, if not broken and mangled, and his first reaction is to grab the kid and make sure she is ok.

    Also, based on the tire marks, that was a bad place to get out of the car
     
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  39. Barves2125

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    As old at this one is, what did they expect putting the damn dinner table so close to what seems to be a partially empty swimming pool?

    Oh, and the seatbelt people, too. Fools.
     
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  40. Nick Rivers

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  41. Nick Rivers

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    1:30

     
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