Amazon HQ2 Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by steamengine, Sep 14, 2017.

  1. gordon bombay

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    Yeah really there are many cities that would be good fits. Somewhere will end up giving them too good a deal to pass up.
     
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  2. * J Y *

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    Would be pretty cool to take a lame downtown and turn it into a decent one overnight.
     
  3. gordon bombay

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  4. Petito

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    Denver for that 1 day prime shipping please

    Seems like their best option is to go east coast. They're gonna be fucked on traffic regardless
     
  5. bigred77

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    mono rail?
     
  6. Odin

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    Nashville would be interesting
     
  7. allothersnsused

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    Amazon Mad Libs itt:

    I feel like MY CITY makes a lot of sense, we have CHECKLIST ITEM 1 because of REASON, CHECKLIST ITEM 2 at PLACE, and solid CHECKLIST ITEM 3 at the POTENTIAL DEVELOPMENT SITE. We don't have CHECKLIST ITEM 4, but could easily fix that with magic. I can't really see how CITY I'VE NEVER BEEN TO works for this, because they don't have RANDOMLY SELECTED CHECKLIST ITEM and it's pretty clearly STEREOTYPE ABOUT CITY.
     
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  8. steamengine

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    George Strait and Jeff Bezos are cousins.

    :themoreyouknow:
     
  9. theregionsitter

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    I just don't see anyone offering anything remotely as sexy as that location in Lincoln Park

    That's some of the most prime real estate in America

    Chicago is my bet

    Also Seattle to Ohare is a easish flight
     
  10. dump

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    they've been trying their hardest to get downtown going again

    I could see them bending over for Amazon pretty easily. Wouldnt even require lube or a drink
     
  11. TC

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    People here got pumped a couple years ago when they just opened a warehouse/distribution center. I wonder how many American cities Amazon is propping up at this point
     
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  12. theregionsitter

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    Also Chicago has access to a hell of a university network

    Only east coast cities such as Boston, NY, DC

    And LA can compete with the school footprint nearby
     
  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    People are scared to admit this, but Birmingham checks off all of those categories.
     
  14. fsugrad99

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    Would be cool for Austin to get it. There's one location near downtown that's close to housing and could be what is needed to expand our rail from downtown to the airport.

    But Texas just gave up 51 to Maryland and there's no way Bezos is going anywhere that can't stop the dang run.
     
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    hey we have one of those too!!
     
  16. Bert Handsome

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    Chicago is well versed in handing out corporate tax breaks.

    And I think in that particular site the developer would be in charge of the construction, not Amazon.
     
  17. Baby Rabbit

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    Uh, Chicago can definitely match the tax breaks. that's how the city has lured dozens of corporate HQs over the past 20 years.

    And holy fuck you dumb if you think Chicago is more expensive to build than NYC. I get all of Atlanta is fucking worthless land and your min wage is $2/hr, but still, wow
     
  18. Born Again Lefty

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    Amazon's DM's right now

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  19. dump

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    Chicago quit being greedy fucks

    you dont really need Amazon
     
  20. TimJimothy

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    Not to mention Baylor...
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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    any place that uses stack ranking can be a bad place to work, which they still do for tech people. they also pay really well.
     
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  22. * J Y *

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    Man Chicago people are really passionate about their Amazon candidacy.
     
  23. Thoros of Beer

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    it's probably going to be chicago. rahm will kill anyone that tries to cause dysfunction. unions aren't as big of a deal with white collar jobs.
     
  24. Fran Tarkenton

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    Chicago would be an excellent choice if the real estate deal is right
     
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  25. Mix

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    Chicago is a cool city with horrible weather
     
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  26. steamengine

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    They could drop a campus right in the middle of the CotA track
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bear culinary scene in the south east
     
  28. dump

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    I hope Chicago gets another fire going
     
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  29. steamengine

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    I think Mobile should get it.
     
  30. mc415

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    Pretty obvious San Jose is going to land this.......how many hundreds of tech companies are already HQ'd here ?
     
  31. Thoros of Beer

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    if you can't handle the cold weather, how are you going to play in the NFL?
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

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    Eh. I've been eyeing their job openings in Seattle. The salary doesn't seem that amazing but you do get stock options.
     
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  33. Bert Handsome

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    One of my favorite Weisisms
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    :idk: could just be for software engineers. i believe their starting salary is like $90k+.
     
  35. Tiffin

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    Makes a lot of sense.
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That really isn't that much especially if you're living in the Seattle area, unless they give out generous raises or promote you only after a year or two.
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah, I get alerts for those for like 3 months. 90k in Seattle is like 62k in Kansas City. Certainly a good wage, but not gigantic.
     
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  38. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I've never had a better bearclaw than in Birmingham, Alabama.
     
  39. Gaknight

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    You have never been to Atlanta
     
  40. dump

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    I've been to the airport

    which was enough to dismiss it
     
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  41. Arkadin

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    I know some people at Amazon who have made a fucking killing off the stock options.
     
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  42. steamengine

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    :roll:
     
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  43. Gaknight

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    Ok tell me what was bad about the Atlanta airport?

    The free wifi?

    The multiple Chick fil a and Popeyes?

    The at least 3 bars in bars in every terminal?
     
  44. killerwvu

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    Columbus would be pretty sweet. Already have a distribution center + Easton has a ton of undeveloped land. City gave out some pretty generous tax breaks for companies out there recently
     
  45. dump

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    Yes

    Yes

    Yes
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Compared to Dallas where the food options are 711 on one end of the terminal and a Chillis on the other
     
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  47. * J Y *

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    I miss the shrimp cocktail at the Antler bar in Love.
     
  48. dump

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    Chilis is a national treasure you dick
     
  49. Goose

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    The Atlanta airport would be a lot better if you weren't packed in like a group of Guatalmalens in a Civic
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sorry we are busy