Anne Heche in 'Fiery car cash' (not a movie) update: ded

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  1. Eathan Edwards

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    Sounds about right - our local news was reporting it as a confirmed DUI.
     
  2. Henry Blake

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    If this guy had left a second or two earlier, he prob would have been killed. Gotta mess w your mind.
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  3. letan

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    how the fuck do you drive like that not drunk? that’s insane
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    She’s from Houston.
     
  5. NDJOECA

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    Nurse driving a car too expensive for her like a fucking maniac, with mental health issues?

    I for one, am shocked.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    mental health issues?
     
  7. NDJOECA

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    That’s what the article says, and it’s a stereotype about nurses.
     
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  8. Eathan Edwards

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    She had 13 prior crashes - I'm not even sure how that's possible to still have a license.
     
  9. NDJOECA

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    Small sample size, but every nurse I know is either a straight edge mom who married young, or a psycho pill head who maybe blows doctors for pills.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    im a nurse can confirm
     
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  11. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea I'd say that's pretty accurate - it always concerns the hell out of me when I see girls that I know are like nurse anesthetist or something raging at 6am at an afterparty.

    "So, when is your next shift?"
     
  12. NDJOECA

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    “No worries, I have adderall, and I have Vicodin when I need to go to sleep”
     
  13. fish

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    Comparable

     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s a 40 year old
     
  15. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm not sure how the outcomes are comparable - though the negligence in that one could have just as easily resulted in something similar.
     
  16. fattus

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    Some of the best times I’ve ever had were partying with nurses.
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

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    tmz ran a pic of her in the car after the first wreck with what looked like a bottle of Smirnoff in the cup holder, she was prob drunk
     
  18. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    And can only imagine what her insurance (if she actually had it) would be after 13 accidents.

    Still can’t wrap my head around how she could do that sober. Unless it was a suicide attempt or she was on her phone. But her eyes would have to be off the road for such a long time. You’d have to be watching fucking Netflix or something to not have any kind of idea of the traffic situation ahead and still be speeding like that. Or if she thought she could just shoot the gap between cars then that makes it even worse.

    Only thing I can really come up with is she’s schizophrenic. And maybe she thought every white (or any color) car was people following her and out to get her. So she was fleeing for her life. Idk.
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    Maybe she is just a POS and a horrible driver and this has nothing to do with mental health. I don’t get the need to blame mental health issues every time an asshole does something fucked up.
     
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  20. Eathan Edwards

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    I'd really like to know how she still had a license if she legitimately had 13 wrecks.

    Is she actually blind? Were some of them DUIs?
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    i don’t think we know anything. We also don’t know the details or the accidents. Does “she was in 13 accidents” mean she was at fault in each? Were some minor? Any of them DUIs etc
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    I feel like getting to 13 means she's probably at fault for quite a few or is the unluckiest person alive.
     
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  23. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    I wasn’t needing to blame mental health at all. Just trying to figure out how a sober person could do that. The schizo thing was just one of multiple ways I was trying to rationalize it. I don’t doubt that you could be dead on with your take. Guess I just don’t like to think that people that can drive like that and have had 13 wrecks are on the road with me.

    Separate thought but along the same lines. I’ve always thought the driving age minimum should be older than 16. Especially now with cell phones.
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    I saw a picture of her after the accident and it doesn’t look like she has a scratch on her. She also is sitting pretty “normal” so it doesn’t look like she was drunk and if she was trying to kill herself you’d assume she would have some injuries from not wearing a seatbelt.
     
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  25. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    I really hope they can make the murder charges stick. The thought that someone can be that negligent behind the wheel is horrifying. Perfect story to show anyone that is afraid of flying.
     
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  26. fattus

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    I am not condoning one’s desire to diagnose another when they do something bad, but I get it. I used to do it constantly. Sometimes I still do, but I try not to. For me, I have this need to believe that people aren’t at fault for doing bad shit. I guess I just don’t want humans to be bad, ever. But I know it’s a fantasy and I am much better off if I just try to keep my side of the street clean and not try and figure out what’s going on in someone else’s head. It’s a work in progress and probably always will be, but there is progress.
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Ive come clean with my issues so I guess I try to advocate for myself and others like me. Turning to the “they did something shitty so they must have mental health issues “ stigmatizes “me” and has people look at “me” like I can snap and do something like this. I put “me” in quotes because I mean me and people who deal with similar issues.
     
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  28. fattus

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    I know that and I like that you advocate for it.
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    "oh I'm on standby. They'll call me in if they need me" because that also happens to them.
     
  30. ramszoolander

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    Not that it would've helped in the 100mph vs 35 crash, but the first thing I look at with a car is the side impact test rating. Our necks and bodies in general just can't do that side-to-side. Make sure what ever you buy is 5 star side impact.
     
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  31. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    That explains going 90 in a 30.
     
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  32. IanBoyd

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    So what kind of pills can u get for a blowey?
     
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  34. Gunners

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    Sad af but also her own demise

    RIP
     
  35. HoosDaMan

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    That’s sad. She was obviously a tormented soul.
     
  36. Barves2125

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    Wasn't there a video of her sitting up on the stretcher the other day when this first happened or am I misremembering that?
     
  37. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea she sat up on the stretcher but it looked borderline manic.

    Cocaine and a severe brain trauma along with significant burns is probably a recipe for disaster.
     
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    Someone mentioned this cartoon tvfunhouse had about her always being fucked up along with RDJ and Margot kidder. Which btw is fucking hilarious

     
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    Adrenaline is powerful
     
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  40. bturns

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    I would imagine there was probably a severe amount of brain swelling after the wreck from the head trauma.
     
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  41. roggins

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    Maybe her team is setting up this narrative. Start some sympathy for her so she gets reduced charges because she barley survived.
     
  42. BuckeyeRiot

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    This was Anne Hathaway in my mind until someone posted a picture of this lady.
     
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  43. Bar None

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    Yeah, this. I couldn’t tell if she was sitting up or still moving while on the stretcher, but she easily could’ve had severe cerebral edema and/or have had a brain hemorrhage after the fact. Those don’t usually present themselves immediately after the injury.
     
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  44. Tobias

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    you can’t barely survive being brain dead and taken off life support
     
  45. LuPoor

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  46. Bruce Wayne

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    Do you get paid $4 million to evaluate brain damage
     
  47. Tobias

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    yes actually
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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    The “(not a movie)” in the thread title has made me laugh for days.
     
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  49. ClemPson

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    I beg to differ. Many of our elected members of congress have accomplished this very feat.