Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. Doc Louis

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    DJ Moore and Curtis Samuel just saw their fantasy football values take a dive
     
  2. dump

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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just wait until Clemson waxes A&M tonight and he'll go an his little yearly racist rampage and get banned for a bit
     
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  4. MG2

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    Would assume they'll argue his actions don't pass the "conduct detrimental" thing that would allow the fine and the guaranteed money to be thrown out. No clue if they can actually win that, and I would hope for the Raiders' sake there is reason for them to be damn near 100% sure they can't lose this battle.

    Brown winning that appeal and the Raiders suddenly getting $30M in dead cap money thrown on them would be a hilarious next outcome in this story, though.
     
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  6. fucktx

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    man do you even think about what the fuck you post before you do it
     
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  7. Emmy Rossum

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    I'll answer for him. No.
     
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  8. HoosDaMan

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    Amari, AB, and Gallup. Dak MVP.
     
  9. BudKilmer

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    Dump man have a DP and go throw a tennis ball for the dogs. It’s gonna be ok chief
     
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  10. Wu

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  11. Pelican Grove

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    That’s what I don’t understand. He’s obviously doing it for attention.
     
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  12. Pelican Grove

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    Lol what if he signs with the Bills
     
  13. Handcuffed

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    i posted about this yesterday but all players should hope that he wins his grievance. what exactly is conduct that's detrimental to the team? the entire saga in the last few days related to the rumored suspension, the second set of fines, etc. seemed like a way to get out of the guaranteed money. what if the Vikings want to get out of Kirk Cousins' awful contract? can they say Cousins arguing with a coach or player (which surely has happened at some point) or being late to a meeting (again, likely to have happened) is detrimental conduct and therefore cut him? idk exactly what his contract looks like but i'm guessing a lot of players have a "money guaranteed as of" contract and it seems exploitable in the sense that the team has the power to unilaterally decide whether you're active then. in AB's case, they gave him a contract just a couple of months ago.
     
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  14. Barves2125

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    Meanwhile, the best receiver in the league is just keeping his head down and outworking everyone else and being appreciated for it.

     
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  15. Beeds07

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    Julio got that "Thanks for not being a shithead about this" extension.
     
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  16. ned's head

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    Feel like tb is too cheap for whatever that would cost. We suck, though, so I'd roll the dice
     
  17. G46

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    Yeah, I’d imagine taping telephone conversations with the HC and releasing them to the public might pass for conduct detrimental to the team
     
  18. Barves2125

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    He's pretty much the exact opposite of a primadonna. Always has been. Just an absolute beast and quiet as fuck about it.
     
  19. G46

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    Can’t see this happening. Brown wants guaranteed money, no way New England does that
     
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  20. electronic

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  21. Detlef Schrempf

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    He’s going to struggle to get much guaranteed beyond this season. I would imagine basically everyone is going to try and put him on a one year prove it deal.
     
  22. Beeds07

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    I feel like being the worst person on a team with Incognito and Burflict is conduct detrimental...
     
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  23. G46

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    The Jets would do it
     
  24. Cheshire Bridge

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    He was in an outdoor cryotherapy unit....like the ones Bama has. Refused to wear socks too.


    Weekend going alright?
     
  25. dump

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    Trumptard thinking this :shocker:
     
  26. dump

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    do you know what a cryo chamber does?
     
  27. Mix

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    Why do people think AB is just going to admit he was wrong and take a small check? He won't sign for peanuts for a ring, he doesn't care about that. He wants guaranteed money.
     
  28. Detlef Schrempf

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    Not with Douglas in charge, maybe under Maccagnan.
     
  29. Ralph

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    I look forward to the recording of that phone call being released on Instagram in the next few days
     
  30. fucktx

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    his time with the raiders will be a fun trivia answer in 10 years
     
  31. dallasdawg

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    and who is going to give it to him?
     
  32. Beeds07

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    Yep, other than Indy (if they are one), contenders don't have cap space, and you would think most are too smart to offer anything longer. His best bet is a desperate, bad team.
     
  33. Mix

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    There are 13 teams with more than $15 mill in cap space. Browns make a lot of sense. Would be a terrifying WR corps and he can play the Steelers.
     
  34. MtOread

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    I wonder if he’d take a one year deal with guaranteed money somewhere
     
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  35. fucktx

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    he should go to the cardinals and replace christian kirk
     
  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    I think that’s going to be his only option.
     
  37. Prospector

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    Radio guys this morning were all about he doesn't really want to play and has talked about retirement over the last year
    Said Patriots take good players from crappy organizations. Not good players from good organizations the inference was Pitt is a good organization so Pat's won't take him
     
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  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  39. Shawn Hunter

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    Is there a bigger idiot in American professional sports right now than Antonio Brown?
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Finally, a contract that can keep the falcons from fielding a playoff contender
     
  41. Wu

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  42. Han Solo

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    Be more fun to see what odds Oakland and Pittsburgh got.
     
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  43. Wu

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    We’re never supposed to tell you the odds
     
  44. Truman

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  45. Jack Parkman

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  47. Clown Baby

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    I don’t understand all this New England talk. Belichick takes chances on guys with checkered pasts but not out of control dudes showing clear signs of CTE.
     
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  49. Pelican Grove

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    Is that an Sid quote from Toy Story?
     
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  50. Beeds07

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    This dude's touched.
     
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