Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. D. Silver

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    He clearly needs help.

    /analysis
     
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  2. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hopefully a sink hole opens up and swallows this POS ASAP
     
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  3. D. Silver

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    Also Vince reading that tweet knowing the XFL is right around the corner.

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  4. Randy Bobandi

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    He’s that guy that the other kids walked around a hornets nest, he picked up a stick to see if they were really hornets.

    Then after getting stung, he stripped down naked, rolled on top of the nest, cursed at the hornets and went to find other nests.
     
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  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    Is it safe to drop his ass now?
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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  7. Mix

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    Yeah I believe so.
     
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  8. IHHH

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    I can’t remember someone trying to ruin his own life so blatantly
     
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  9. Beeds07

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    How so?
     
  10. BumpingNasties

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    Really?
     
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  11. Fudd

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  12. dump

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    finally someone calls Big Ben out
     
  13. dump

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    honestly the motorcycle should have finished off the job for Ben
     
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  14. joe-

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    what if Bill Cosby tweeted out pictures of him with the women he raped
     
  15. blotter

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    That twitter post is precisely why the 'worst person you know has a point' meme was created

    What punishment did Kraft ever recieve? And he's the one making the moral argument here by cutting him. It is fucked up
     
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  16. duc15

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    How is it not fucked up that he’s posting pictures of the person accusing him of rape?
     
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  17. dblplay1212

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    Are you comparing paying for a blowjob and rape?
     
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  18. blotter

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    Are you comparing paying for a blowjob to contributing to human trafficking?
     
  19. Wendel Clark

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    You do know the human trafficking was thrown out and bullshit right?
     
  20. dblplay1212

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    :facepalm:
     
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  21. blotter

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    I did not which hurts the point I'm making
     
  22. gilstein21

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    Um he hasn’t even been punished by the league. Teams cut him bc he’s an unneeded distraction.
     
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  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    Fuck Big Ben

    Fuck Kraft and the Patriots

    Fuck Antonio Brown

    Maybe life with Mariota isn't so bad
     
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  24. Tman12

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  25. Mix

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    Um I don't see how you could conflate the two?
     
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  26. Fudd

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    Fuck Bad Boy as a staff, a record label and as a motherfucking crew
     
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  27. Shunface

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    I stand in solidarity with Antonio Brown as I too am done playing in the NFL.
     
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  28. electronic

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    What Kraft did and what Brown is accused of doing are wholly incomparable. Still, it’s a little funny that an owner who was arrested for a sex crime is now caught up in this ridiculous meltdown.
     
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  29. Shunface

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    Would not shock me if he did wind up in the XFL.

    However, I think he does something (else) to put his ass in jail before he gets the opportunity.

    Side note: there has to be some betting site that is taking bets on when/how long before he winds up in jail.
     
  30. dblplay1212

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    Even if Kraft did something equal, he owns the team. He makes the rules. If the owner of my company smokes weed 24/7 but tells me I can't or I'll be fired, I just have to deal with it. The owner can be a hypocrite. That's how it works.
     
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  31. Detlef Schrempf

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    Brown is clearly having a mental health breakdown. As much as I can’t stand him, it’s incredibly sad to see it devolve to the point we’re at. It’s sad that the Players Associations don’t have the resources in place to intervene and assist in situations like this.
     
  32. dump

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    its white priveleage
     
  33. dblplay1212

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    I'm sure they have tried. They can't force him to get help though.
     
  34. dallasdawg

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    i bet they’re working on it. you can always call the cops to do a welfare check and assess his stability
     
  35. Beeds07

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    I thought he was normalizing it. I'm still a little drunk.
     
  36. IHHH

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    Holy english
     
  37. tylerdolphin

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    How mad must Drew Rosenhaus be right now? Negotiated his client a huge contract which he fucked up before getting paid and somehow got him another sizeable deal which he again fucked up before getting paid. Rosenhaus has been working pretty hard for free.
     
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  38. Doc Louis

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    Maybe this wouldn't have happened if he'd used a better helmet when he played
     
  39. dump

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    [​IMG]
     
  40. IHHH

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    They probably deserve each other
     
  41. Fudd

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    I feel terrible for Drew Rosenhaus! Terrible!
     
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  42. tylerdolphin

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    A sympathetic figure if ever there was one
     
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  43. devine

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    I dont
     
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  44. Fudd

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    Millionaire scumbag grifter loses millions due to actions of millionaire rapist nutcase.
     
  45. IHHH

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    1a-Gandhi
    1b-drew rosenhaus
     
  46. tylerdolphin

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    1c- Mr Big Checks
     
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  47. BudKilmer

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  48. zeberdee

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    anyone got screenshots of the tweets? looks like they’re all deleted now.
     
  49. tylerdolphin

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    I honestly kept reading your original mistake tweet half expecting the AB saga to intertwine with that white house somehow.
     
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  50. Owsley

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    :roll: