Anyone want to talk about CR7's alleged raping?

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  1. Handcuffed

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    http://www.spiegel.de/international...-woman-accuses-ronaldo-of-rape-a-1230627.html

    http://www.spiegel.de/media/media-43488.pdf

    http://www.spiegel.de/plus/cristian...-drauf-a-00000000-0002-0001-0000-000159674385

    http://www.standaard.be/cnt/dmf20180928_03792041 Belgian paywall, pasted/translated below:

     
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  2. BellottiBold

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    That shit always seemed pretty sketchy.
     
  3. Jim Brockmire

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    Hope that written guarantee he has was signed and notarized by all parties.
     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    I find it hard to believe that anyone wouldn’t consent to some CR7 sex.
     
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  5. Wu

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    I believe her
     
  6. Frank Martin

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    I know I would.
     
  7. nexus

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    This is both a strange story and a strange tagging
     
  8. AUShyGuy

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  9. Gaknight

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    This should be taught in PR 101 on how not to word a press release tweet
     
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  10. Gunners

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    and completely what I'd expect from Juventus
     
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  11. NoleNBlue

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    Holy social barometer
     
  12. El_Pato

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    They're Italian, they don't care
     
  13. Wu

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    It’s like Crissy himself wrote it
     
  14. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 my balls was hot
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    its like the social media director told him no and he didn't it anyway
    [​IMG]
     
  15. NoleNBlue

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    :roll: that gif
     
  16. Handcuffed

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    bump

    http://www.spiegel.de/international...nts-emerge-in-rape-allegations-a-1241349.html




     
  17. Wu

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    Oh boy
     
  18. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Yeah, that doesn’t sound great.
     
  19. Gaknight

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    Him and Juve are raping Serie A
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    I can’t imagine how terrible victim shaming could be amongst the Juve Ultras.
     
  21. nexus

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    Needs a United icon as he was still with Manchester in early June '09
     
  22. NoleNBlue

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    His army of litigators will enjoy tying this up for years on account of her breaking the confidentiality clause.