Baltimore Bridge Collapse

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuck this, Mar 26, 2024.

  1. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Wrexham AFC

    I also hate the one in Lake Charles for good measure.
     
  2. Goose

    Goose Hi
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    Something about the deep state stopping this
     
  3. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesCharlotte HornetsNew York GiantsManchester CityNational LeagueBarAndGrill

    i never really worry driving over bridges because the odds of something happening are so insanely small and also i am built different
     
  4. Fidelio

    Fidelio Well-Known Member
    Donor

    except for aliens
     
  5. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksSeattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksSeattle SupersonicsSeattle Kraken

    I don't keep cameras in my bedroom FWIW
     
    Fidelio likes this.
  6. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsAtlanta United

    Found a way to speed up demolition
     
    EdmondDantes likes this.
  7. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Elaine chao would have thought to make that bridge retractable
     
    ~ taylor ~ likes this.
  8. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis Colts

  9. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
    Donor

    Social media is killing any faith I had left in the human race. Whole planet deserves to be glassed at this point
     
    DistantFactor, EMAW FC, dump and 12 others like this.
  10. CaneKnight

    CaneKnight FSU Private Board's Fav Poster
    Donor

    Elaine Chao would prob get the whole thing rebuilt with the same labor force that the Saudis used to build their soccer stadiums
     
    dump, Daniel Ocean and BudKilmer like this.
  11. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

     
    #261 bro, Mar 26, 2024
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2024
  12. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersAtlanta Braves


    Close to throwing away millions?
     
  13. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Seattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksBarcelonaSeattle SupersonicsSeattle SoundersSeattle Kraken

    Look at all these wokes with bridge anxiety. I’d drive over Galloping Gertie without hesitation.
     
  14. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Anyone else find it coincidental that nobody destroyed the francis scott key bridge until athletes started kneeling for the anthem?
     
  15. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

    People's inability to just look at an accident and see an accident is not a good development.
     
  16. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesChicago CubsLos Angeles LakersChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksBorussia DortmundWest Ham UnitedBall State Cardinals

    Looks like the Woke Cabal got to Mix, guys. What does TMB really stand for? Totally Moving Bodies???!??!?!?
     
  17. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
    Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksGreen Bay PackersDetroit Red WingsBayern Munich

    Mix has a suspicious amount of freezers…
     
    El_Pato, EMAW FC, dump and 12 others like this.
  18. BleedinGreen

    BleedinGreen Detroit, Michigan State, and Celery
    Donor
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsMichigan State SpartansChelseaDetroit Red Wings

    Makes you think…
    [​IMG]
     
    DistantFactor, El_Pato, CC and 43 others like this.
  19. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    This was Bricktop's doing. Boeing shill.
     
    dump, Harrison Beck, One Two and 3 others like this.
  20. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    I was going to have to drive over that one and the shitty one in St Charles tomorrow.
     
  21. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    was looking for ones ranked below baltimore's. savannah's is one of the busiest in the country for sure.
     
    Hatfield likes this.
  22. pockets

    pockets Lesser-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans Saints

    I think everyone including the DOT knows it’s about to fall. You just cross your fingers and hope it’s not the minute you’re on it.
     
  23. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
    Staff Donor
    LSU TigersTexas RangersNew Orleans SaintsFulhamDulwich Hamlet

    RIP Pimp C
     
    El_Pato, dump, ARCO and 6 others like this.
  24. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    one day you're here.... the next day you're gone.
     
  26. Drunkle Tom

    Drunkle Tom Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsMiddle Tennessee State Blue RaidersGrateful DeadLiverpool

    This struck me as a pretty informative thread in the sea of bad takes coming out of X today.

     
  27. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
    Donor
    Florida GatorsDetroit Tigers

    Embarrassing to see someone admit they don't watch Bryan Boyle's Youtube videos on being a container ship merchant mariner.

    https://www.youtube.com/@BryanBoyle
     
    dump, , xec and 1 other person like this.
  28. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I don’t think twice going over bridges, they’ve never bugged me. The first time I drove over the bridge in Cape Girardeau that goes over the Mississippi I had a mini panic attack though. You’re on it and it’s normal then it has incline and the way it’s positioned you can’t see the horizon, where the incline stops, what’s on the other side, etc. Was weirdly disorienting and I found myself letting off the gas as I approached the apex.
     
  29. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Seattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksBarcelonaSeattle SupersonicsSeattle SoundersSeattle Kraken

    Too much Midwest in you.
     
  30. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersSan Francisco GiantsDemocrat

    impossible
     
    EMAW FC, dump, ARCO and 8 others like this.
  31. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
    Donor

    upload_2024-3-26_15-9-48.gif
     
    dump, BudKilmer and One Two like this.
  32. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesJacksonville Jaguars

    Sounds like something someone who is trying to cover something up might say.

    Also someone at work told me this was an inside job to drive down Trump’s Truth IPO.
     
  33. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    My god. Think about how many immigrants are going to pour through this opening
     
    dump, EdmondDantes and a.tramp like this.
  34. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas CityTottenham HotspurBig 8 ConferenceBig 12 ConferenceCoors LightFormula 1

    tall bridges are sweet and I like driving over them
     
    NilesIrish, Hatfield, dump and 2 others like this.
  35. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
    Donor
    California Golden Bears

    This is what happens when you take prayer out of schools
     
    dump and Cornfed Buffalo like this.
  36. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAvengers

    I’ve done bridge runs in Charleston, Saint Simons Island, so I’m basically a bridge expert. AMA
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool

    I remember when Trump proposed an infrastructure bill that had less spending than what was already planned in the budget and TalkingHead went all, "Well, at least he is trying and I don't see the problem."
     
    Hatfield, dump, and 4 others like this.
  38. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    I’ll say it. Ships are infinitely cooler than bridges.
     
  39. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
    Donor
    Texas RangersKansas City ChiefsDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    can't sleep under a ship
     
    dump, chet fire, ARCO and 2 others like this.
  40. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Seattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksBarcelonaSeattle SupersonicsSeattle SoundersSeattle Kraken

    You’re gonna get iced in the looming orca war, pal.
     
    El_Pato, dump, ARCO and 6 others like this.
  41. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
    Donor
    Iowa HawkeyesKansas City ChiefsLas Vegas Golden KnightsWatfordOlympicsFormula 1

    A docked ship could sleep thousands hth
     
  42. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
    Donor
    Texas RangersKansas City ChiefsDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    still can't sleep under it hth
     
    dump and Name P. Redacted like this.
  43. ClemPson

    ClemPson Well-Known Member
    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesJacksonville Jaguars

    I always hated the Cairo Mississippi River bridge. Narrow lanes, almost 100 years old, and poorly maintained.
    IMG_6222.jpeg
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool

    [​IMG]
    Don't tell me what can't be done
     
    El_Pato, EMAW FC, nctiger5 and 12 others like this.
  45. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Why didn't you stop this?
     
    El_Pato, EMAW FC, blind dog and 11 others like this.
  46. Leeroy Jenkins!

    Leeroy Jenkins! Radicalized
    Donor

    Everytime I see someone blaming DEI for something I think of this

    [​IMG]
     
  47. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
    Donor TMB OG
    Clemson TigersAtlanta Braves

    I will not be taking a position until I know the vax status of all involved parties
     
    skiedfrillet, dump, cutig and 2 others like this.
  48. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
    Donor TMB OG
    Oregon DucksGreen Bay PackersDetroit Red WingsBayern Munich

    The bridge was not vaxxed
     
    dump and One Two like this.
  49. poor paul

    poor paul Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Wrexham AFC

    prove it
     
    dump, Fuck this and One Two like this.