Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
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    It’s available I bought 4 shares on Schwab a minute ago
     
  2. The Hebrew Husker

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    Is there a list of holdings? Was curious to see what it has in there.
     
  3. gordon bombay

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    They teased them a couple points (I assume to try ang guarantee winners to generate buzz/future bets) but yes it was a really good opening night for the offer. I bet 2 of them and obviously get the bonus $254 from the Utah/Philly game.
     
  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  5. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Hotel room beers are underrated
     
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  7. Corky Bucek

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    Fill up the sink or bath tub with a case and some ice :ahh:
     
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  8. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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  9. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not
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  10. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    no dick pic released yet. that’s just his insta story talking about it
     
  11. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  12. Corky Bucek

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    Posting a dick pic on Instagram, yes.
     
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  13. Tony Wonder

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    also blackmail/extortion is kinda frowned upon by the judicial system
     
  14. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    someone who made a fake insta with the name Louis Vuitton probably isn’t thinking that far ahead
     
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  15. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Chaps must not get paid too poorly. although im pretty sure his wife owns a business and is a doctor

     
  16. Gallant Knight

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    If he lives outside of Sam Antonio that house could easily just cost like $420k
     
  17. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  18. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  19. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What in the

     
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  20. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Military pension too
     
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  21. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  22. Dan Kendra

    Dan Kendra Fan Of: FSU, Leg Presses, Chemistry

    That Chicago office is hilarious. Last bastion of the “common man” at Barstool.

    It probably smells terrible.
     
  23. Jack Parkman

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    Big Chicago fan recently

    feels like barstool has been doing a lot more promoting of those guys over the last 6 months or so

    Eddie teaming with Dave for his show

    a lot more crossover with WSD in regular barstool content it seems
     
  24. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
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    WSD is a poor man's Smitty when it comes to blockheadedness. He seems like a guy I'd rather have a beer with over Smitty but he can sound dumb as rocks sometimes. I enjoy him on the snake drafts because of his ridiculous opinions and his general unwillingness to admit he's ever wrong about anything all while being the butt of nearly every joke. But he takes it and gives it out well.

     
  25. buckwild

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  26. Pelican Grove

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    Can’t imagine what his metabolic panel looks like.
     
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  27. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He’s getting admitted
     
  28. dome foam

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    For what?
     
  29. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Cellulitis
     
  30. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    Are the Rogan fanboys on reddit wondering why healthcare costs are high while wishing "absolute unit" Tank gets better?
     
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  31. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    I don’t know
     
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  32. Houndster

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    It’s time for anudder amputation
     
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  33. Pelican Grove

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  34. Pelican Grove

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    Cliffs -
    He’s staying in the hospital for a couple of more days for abscess on knee
     
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  35. DuffandMuff

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    I’d rather have a beer with a seagull than Smitty.
     
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  36. Mr. Bean

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    Maybe I don’t pay attention to Smitty enough but I think WSD would be an AWFUL person to have a beer with. He reminds me of so many dorks I grew up around. Fucking loved it when Portnoy summoned him to the NYC office on short notice and then turned him away at the door
     
  37. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Yea I narrowed down to them because they both seem pretty unbearable. I just think Dave is the lesser of two evils. To each his own blockhead
     
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  38. Pelican Grove

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    I was at a trial recently with a coworker who lives in Chicago and they saw WSD at a bar and just said how incredibly intoxicated he was and how he could barely speak, but that he’s also very short.
     
  39. buckwild

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  40. Paddy Murphy

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    Neither of these facts are surprising in the least to me.
     
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  41. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  42. DuffandMuff

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    Lol that’s good

    Reminded me of Christmas when I was 13 and my parents gave me a fake $500k scratch off. I finally realized it was fake and yelled “motherfucker.” Got a nice tongue lashing on Christmas Day for that.
     
  43. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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  44. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    Todays Dozen was the worst ever.

    Watching the old ones with the Chiclets is the funniest shit in the world
     
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  45. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
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    Both of those teams have very little personality. Will watch but not expecting a whole lot.
     
  46. Wendel Clark

    Wendel Clark Gambling God
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    It was painful to watch. The trivia questions were some of the easiest I have ever seen on that show.
     
  47. Chocolate Giddyup

    Chocolate Giddyup Well-Known Member
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    Hate to see it. Holding out hope that having Lisa Ann on a team will make up for a dud
     
  48. DDotGA

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    Brandon and PFT eps are the best. I like that they've expanded the "Dozen Universe" but I still think most weeks should be teams trying to take down the experts.