Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. buckwild

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  2. The Milkman

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    I don't think Warren Zevon envisioned tik tockers when he wrote, "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
     
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  3. Tommy Jefferson

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    This Sundae is appointment TV
     
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  4. teel

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  5. buckwild

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  6. Jack Parkman

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    This entire Jersey jerry vs Justin fields beef is entertaining

    laughed at this fuckhead getting involved

     
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  7. Tobias

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    don’t really follow much barstool stuff at this point but damn sure gonna listen to pmt tomorrow to hear that loser hank’s tears.

    hope him and marty fuck off forever
     
  8. Menelaus

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  9. Wendel Clark

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    I watch the dozen like clock work and then rewatch them all as well.

    They are slowly killing it. Used to be Brandon and PFT twice a week now it’s basically once every 3 weeks.
     
  10. mal630

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    Meaning you like it less now?
     
  11. CUgator

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    this one will be good too. Big Cat is trashed.
     
  12. Tobias

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    wife is sick and it’s a beautiful day here in nc. gonna drive up to chapel hill with the kids and walk around campus and listen to this bad boy on the way. thank you for the heads up
     
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  13. Wendel Clark

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    Yeah way less than I used to. Still something to watch while at work
     
  14. Tobias

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    Lmao

    Marty: I haven’t been this sad since my grandma died
    Big cat: your grandma is dead?
    Marty: yeah
    Big cat: well at least she can hang out with coach k now because he’s also dead
     
  15. buckwild

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  16. Randy Bobandy

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  17. teel

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  18. spagett

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    Listened to PMT out of habit for years, but the guests keep getting shittier and Billy Football is still somehow part of the show
     
  19. mc415

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    Oh those silly white boys edgelords over at Barstool!
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    Reminds me of the time in law school when I wrote a breakdown of a hookup to send to my guys friends and accidentally sent it to the girl on accident. It included a pretty explicit description of her “weird floppy pussy”
     
  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Sometimes I venture in here to try to get a sense for what this cult's all about. It appears they've evolved their own form of written language that is undecipherable to the uninitiated. Doucheskrit
     
  22. Lawnole23

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    A person nicknamed Loud Sean Gronk broke Hank's phone. Hank has a text group labeled FAM that is his family that is mostly people sending Wordle scores and diet and exercise updates.

    After he got a new phone, he sent a day 1 exercise update to the FAM text group that he normally used but forgot that there was another text group also labeled FAM that included several Barstool employees. Sending the Day 1 picture to the group was a mistake and turned out to be quite the blunder because those on the text group tweeted it out to embarrass him. He's never going to give FAM updates again.

    Hope that helped.
     
  23. Randy Bobandy

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    Thanks for dropping by!
     
  24. HoosDaMan

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    How about that wacky Dave saying on the Full Send pod he texts with Tucker Carlson? He’s not just a regular guest on his show but a friend to a white nationalist. Hate to see it.
     
  25. Big Ern McCracken

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    Love it, man has broken your brain
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Go pres go!
     
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  27. bro

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    :gross:
     
  28. Big Ern McCracken

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    It’s the weirdest thing. Hates Portnoy (understandable) yet always posts about Portnoy. Weird how a celebrity has that much power over a person.
     
  29. bro

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    That isn’t that weird.
     
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    He got me good.
     
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  31. HOOSINSC

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    pwned
     
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  32. DuffandMuff

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    In a room with portnoy, tray clavis and tucker. I have a gun with one bullet. Who do I shoot?

    Myself.
     
  33. teel

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    Jeff D Lowe creating a trivia show that is now selling out theaters is pretty wild

     
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  34. HOOSINSC

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    it shouldn't be difficult in this hypothetical to take out one with the bullet and pistol whip the other two. dave being of the least concern because of his physical weakness can be the final target after taking down tucker and clay.
     
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  35. buckwild

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    Just watched the Championship...fun watch
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s certainly one way to look at it. A mind numbingly stupid way but a way nevertheless.
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    tucker and it’s not close
     
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  38. Daddy Rabbit

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    So just like the Nebraska thread on here?
     
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  39. —

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    The Nebraska thread shits on white nationalists and racists quite regularly hth
     
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  40. Daddy Rabbit

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    I shit in a white toilet.

    Neither of which has anything to do with what I quoted.

    "It appears they've evolved their own form of written language that is undecipherable to the uninitiated. Doucheskrit"
     
  41. Big Ern McCracken

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    Only time he posts in this thread is to give his hate on Portnoy (which I understand), even when posts are not relevant to something Portnoy did or said.
     
  42. teel

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    :ded:

     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    tucker Carlson is a white supremacist and constantly pushes white supremacy and nationalist taking points.
     
  44. Big Ern McCracken

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    I am not arguing any of that and that point has been made many times in this thread; it’s a bit redundant.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    then why, when he pointed that out, did you say his brain was broken?
     
  46. Big Ern McCracken

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    It’s the only subject he posts about in this thread, nothing else.
     
  47. IvanTheTerrible

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  48. HoosDaMan

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    :whistling: