Best cookie delivery

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Cousin Eddie, Jul 20, 2024.

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  3. Other (specify)

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  1. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie Lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
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    I want cookies and I'm too drunk to drive. What is the best place to get cookies delivered from?
     
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  2. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
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  3. The Banks

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    This seems very specific and extremely American
     
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  4. Cousin Eddie

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    Love it or leave it Bub.
     
  5. 2

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    Good call not driving. Good call eating cookies.
     
  6. Butthead

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    gopuff if you want to pay an outrageous fee
     
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  7. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Food delivery is very much commonplace in the US nowadays but we're not alone in that. It's also very common in the UK, China, and Germany among other places
     
  8. TrustyPatches

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    I fucking love this thread
     
  9. TrustyPatches

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    The answer is insomnia. The price/quality math always favors insomnia
     
  10. bigred77

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  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    All Eddie’s life he was very deprived. He hasn’t had a woman in years, his palms are too hairy to hide
     
  12. seanofthedead86

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    Voted insomnia but it's the only one I've ever ordered from.
     
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  13. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Incorrect. If he was truly Merica he’d be riding Gundy to get that fix.

    way to go on making the right call on delivery though
     
  14. Cousin Eddie

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    Getting drunk and ordering cookies seemed like a better way to spend the evening than putting on a bullet proof vest and shooting myself in the head.
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    Haha I couldn’t help but read the first sentence of the OP in Eminem’s voice
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

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    Crumbl cookies are incredibly overrated, and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on.
     
  17. dump

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    the name is just incredibly misleading as they are more of a cake than cookie

    I mean most people eat them by the slice
     
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  18. TrustyPatches

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    I just ordered the super 6 from insomnia because I was inspired
     
  19. Corky Bucek

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    I get my cookies delivered from a local joint you have never heard of.
     
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  20. Cousin Eddie

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    I got Insomnia too.
     
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  21. sooz

    sooz Community footy goal umpire
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    Get the other half to bake some cookies for you.
    Just saves you from buying more stuff
     
  22. bigred77

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    Geeze this person is stupid
     
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  23. TC

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    OP I recommend you get high then reevaluate
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  25. Cousin Eddie

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    She's out of town hence me getting too drunk to drive.
     
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  26. Cousin Eddie

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    I don't smoke weed anymore but kind of wish I could.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    I am from Marina Del Rey crumbl is my local joint
     
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  28. TC

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    What are you pairing with your cookie? Neat bourbon if you’re still rocking and rolling. Black coffee if not
     
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  29. Cousin Eddie

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    Wild Turkey Rare Breed
     
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  30. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    same for Japan and South Korea. SK especially is ridiculous. we ordered delivery so much when we went there for vacation. delivery fee is a few bucks, no need to tip, and it's not some DoorDash shit where it's there 45 minutes later and has a bite out of it.
     
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  31. sooz

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    Get door dash to go into your local supermarket and buy some from there
     
  32. 2

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    Go fuck yourself. How about that?!
     
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  33. Cousin Eddie

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    Shit tier advice. Why would I pay to have Oreos or Chips Ahoy delivered when I could get warm fresh cookies?
     
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  34. sooz

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    Supermarket's bakery bakes them
     
  35. sooz

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    You are not a nice person. Go play in traffic you cuntshit
     
  36. TrustyPatches

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    Gee wizz friend this is a cookie thread
     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    You fucking suck
     
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  38. Boo MFer!

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    I’m eating Oreos right now, and they’re pretty great.
     
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  39. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 in this new lame America
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    It hard to tell a true difference in all the different Crumbl
     
  40. Han Solo

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    Crumbl got me through COVID (along with Cinnaholic). Twisted Sugar is also good.
     
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  41. 1

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    There may be equals but nothing beats Oreos dunked in a cold glass of milk
     
  42. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    This week’s vanilla Oreo at Crumbl is amazing.
     
  43. 1

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    Since we're on topic...It may be hard to believe but one of the best chocolate chip cookies from any type of chain are from Penn Station, the sub place.

    Do yourself a favor and get one sometime. Way better than they should be.
     
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  44. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Agreed. Haven’t had one in years but they were always damn good.
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    what
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    my second youngest daughter’s rent is curmbl every other week lol
     
  47. Taques

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    i fuckin love crumbl
     
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  48. NilesIrish

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    These things have their places. I use Insomnia when I am buying cookies for my kid's class or something where the cost to quantity ratio matters.

    I get Crumbl when it's for me :dblnick:
     
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  49. Simon Templar

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    I’ve always gone with the saying shooters gotta shoot, but please for the love of the internet just log off forever.
     
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  50. Arrec Bardwin

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    I love Crumbl, but can admit they can be hit or miss with the rotating flavors. Some of their cookies are insanely good though.
     
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