Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jill is just great
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    GIVE IT TO ME JOE
     
  3. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    umm are you telling me all tv spots and commercials aren’t just clips of people’s days?


    This is really pulling back the curtain
     
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  4. bro

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    give me 50k, not 10k Joseph
     
  5. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Yes. Cut my debt in half please
     
  6. dblplay1212

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  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Cue "cancel culture" tweets
     
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  8. Josey Wales

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    Everyone who has their debt cut should agree to contribute to a gofundme for a torpedo that will be used to sink the Devos yacht.
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    kEpE pOLiTIcS OuT oF SpoRTs
     
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  10. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Don't fall for conservative "outrage" about stupid shit
     
  11. Beeds07

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  12. AptosDuck

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    I'm old enough to remember when Henry Hyde, lead manager for the impeachment over an Oval Office blow job, dismissed his own affair that he had when he was 41 as a "youthful indiscretion"
     
  13. The Banks

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  14. chuckmasterflex

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    Known idiot Hotline Josh is upset
     
  15. bro

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    they bought a URL weeks before the bill was signed despite knowing what was exactly in it and how destructive it was? Damn, that is terrible Joshy!
     
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  16. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Look at this guy.

    He acts like excluding the gender of a potato toy without genitals isn't a harbinger of communist Chinese thought police takeover.
     
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  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    MLB better be dumping a fuck load of money into voter outreach groups and litigation efforts, the GOP only gets emboldened by this kind of shit here.
     
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  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Dammit NilesIrish
     
  19. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    LMAO some of y’all in here caping for mayonnaise
     
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  20. —

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    Are we supposed to be mad at the tweet or something?

    There is virtually nothing in that photo that gives any meaningful context.

    Did Pete claim to be an avid cyclist or something?
     
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  21. Iron Mickey

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    Hahaha. He’s clearly doing a photo op because he like his party writ large is just a component of the spectacle. He’s a liberal, so he’s smart and multilingual and rides a bike. His taste matches your educated taste, which means he’s working for you.

    I don’t think you should be mad but I think you should laugh and stop being a cuck for power hungry monsters who think you’re a dipshit.
     
  22. —

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    Well that escalated quickly
     
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  23. bro

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  24. LetItSoak

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    Imagine giving a shit about how far a politician does or does not ride his bike. I suppose it's a good sign that this is what people are bitching about these days
     
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  25. Iron Mickey

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    How? Cuck? I thought that was normal banter here. Sorry.
     
  26. afb

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    it's fine to shit on people who suck, when they suck

    when they don't do anything, this kind of response is equally "LMAO"
     
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  27. AptosDuck

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    Andherewego.gif
     
  28. bro

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    stop being a liberal cuck!
     
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  29. Iron Mickey

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    what is a not funny explanation for being driven by a motorized security detail to point X then dropped off to fire up your commuter bike
     
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  30. Iron Mickey

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    you’re so soft and still such a cunt
     
  31. —

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    By not caring you are his lap dog.

    but caring also makes you a manipulated little bitch.

    Denounce society, observe from the outside. Be free
     
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  32. Beeds07

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    This got weird quick. It was equal parts sad and funny.

    We need a war or something
     
  33. Iron Mickey

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    lol what is this straw man subtweet?
     
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  34. LetItSoak

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    Sociopaths are attempting to murder politicians they don't like and someone mowed down a capitol police officer a few hours ago so it's probably not realistic to ride a long distance on your bike right now as a gay democratic cabinet member
     
  35. Iron Mickey

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    So why do it at all? Have you ever ridden a bike in a suit?
     
  36. LetItSoak

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    To model positive behavior as a visible public figure
     
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  37. Iron Mickey

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    but only model in the same way that posting to tell people to reduce their footprint is modeling.
     
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  38. VaxRule

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    Mayor Pete is what aliens would create in a lab if they were told to create an American politician - except for his height. He is not an idealist driven to serve. He’s a politician to be a politician.
     
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  39. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    On a scale from 1 to wine cave, this is about a 2 for me
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    I like mayonnaise. It enhances my enjoyment of various foods.
     
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  41. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    That’s enough talk about transportation secretaries for the next decade IMO.
     
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  42. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I bet that bike isn’t even properly fitted for mayo pete
     
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  43. BudKilmer

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    Does Mayo even toe clip?
     
  44. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    It’s delicious and a great term for a textbook exemplar of a modern performative politician. Getting a ride to ride your bike to work is the liberal equivalent of the Big Dan bullrider guy. Sorry some of y’all can’t laugh at it.
     
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  45. Iron Mickey

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    On an urban commuter? Hard pass.
     
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  46. Bo Pelinis

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    I only ride my bicycle in a suit. If I’m going on a bike ride I change into one in fact. I prefer the navy over the charcoal.
     
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    Idk if you read the room before entering but generally speaking this thread is pro democrat. Walking in here and mocking people for giving Pete the benefit of the doubt by pointing out “all politicians suck!” is, generally speaking, not cool, unnecessary, and gives you big libertarian energy (which I know you don’t want or deserve).
     
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  48. Iron Mickey

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    Well what color is the cycle
     
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  49. BellottiBold

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    I miss the days when everyone dressed classy to cycle
     
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  50. Bo Pelinis

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    I have a red trek yes my penis is huge. The navy and red along with the white shirt tells people I’m patriotic but also value green energy.
     
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