Chick Fil A Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by afb, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. Houndster

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    CFA gave me 2 free cookies/brownies and 2 free large shakes this weekend. Those fucking pieces of shit will be the getting the bill for my insulin treatments
     
  2. CUtigers86

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    Hope you didn’t eat dessert before that. Would’ve been awful!!
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    CFA put too many damn sauces in my bag. Whatever happened to the good ole days where a McDonald’s employee would pistol whip you for inquiring about a second sauce?
     
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  4. afb

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    im just happy the food delivery services updated their menus to add the brownie

    gonna order 2 later
     
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  5. TheFreak55

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    I cant imagine how disgusting that would be given how it taste when “fresh”
     
    #3205 TheFreak55, Sep 14, 2020
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  6. Wu

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  7. TC

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    Bruce Bowen when CFA puts out their pathetic bait to try to reel him in
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    Y’all out here complaining so much and I am not here for this slander.
    I don’t even check my bag when I leave CFA.

    Like that meme, if they didn’t give me what I ordered, it’s because they know what’s best for me
     
  9. Wu

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  10. Bruce Bowen

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    I will say Chikfila has forgotten my kid's milk like 3 of the last 5 times I've gone. Separate locations too. Very disappointing but our loyalty has not wavered.
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Yeah but the fact that they’re willing to breastfeed your children says it all
     
  12. CUtigers86

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    I don’t know how you get out of bed in the morning with the type of adversity Chic Fil A is bringing you and your loved ones.
     
  13. Bruce Bowen

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    Do you work chikfila or something? Stated a fact fuck nut.
     
  14. Wu

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    no wonder you love ordering off the kids menu

    “my pleasure” indeed
     
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  15. racer

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  16. CUtigers86

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    I don’t actually.

    Calm down, man. Maybe ask for a decaf next time Chic Fil A offers a free one.
     
  17. Bruce Bowen

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    I am! Trying to have some general discourse of unusual chik-fil-a happenings and I feel attacked.
     
  18. Connor Norman

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    My only complaint about the rewards they sent last tweet is that they expire that same day. Sometimes it’s not easy getting there that day. Especially for breakfast items. I died a little inside letting the free chicken biscuit and 4 count minis expire.
     
    #3218 Connor Norman, Sep 14, 2020
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  19. MA

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    Oh wow, from local restaurants you say. So, it's literally the benefit I mentioned advertised for One on the website:
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    I don't drink coffee, so I have no idea when free coffee is of use for people. But the idea that CFA should be able to market a program it uses to make money on the promise of free stuff, and then fall back on a "just be grateful/what about McDonald's" defense when they don't live up to the expectation around that is absurd.
     
  20. Wu

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    Sounds like tmb should sue them for false advertising or something
     
  21. racer

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  22. Connor Norman

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    They should also let you accrue points when ordering from DoorDash.
     
  23. SugarShaun

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    I will Stan CFA more than I do paywall soccer
     
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  24. Bruce Bowen

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    FUCK YOU! APPRECIATE THE FREE OFFER.
    -thread
     
  25. Clown Baby

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    My biggest takeaway here is that the non-coffee drinkers should continue to stay away from coffee because that much caffeine mixed with their general dispositions of being ass red is only going to lead to this headline: “Local man slain in road rage incident”
     
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  26. CUtigers86

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    Yes, that’s the response you get when you act like a “Karen” when you are offered things for free.
     
  27. racer

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    Please remember that MA returned used chicken strips for a refund days later before you consider his views on this matter.
     
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  28. Bruce Bowen

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    You can blow me for free if you'd like. I'll even throw a pot of coffee on for ya.
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  29. TC

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    Bruce Bowen ill give you two likes if you like this post but it’s got to be by 5pm
     
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  30. racer

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    Not after 12:30!!
     
  31. Bruce Bowen

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    This feels desperate and it's unbecoming. But I have some time so I'll think about it.
     
  32. CUtigers86

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    That would not be my pleasure.
     
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  33. Wu

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    More like Bruce Blowin
     
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  34. MA

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    This isn't true at all.

    But I'm also fine not being on the corporate bootlicking side of this rewards issue.
     
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  35. BuckeyeRiot

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    I have a question about the used chicken strips vis-à-vis did he drop of a bag of feces or is there another way to use chicken strips?
     
  36. BuckeyeRiot

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    Also what kind of bitchass complains about free afternoon and evening coffee?
     
  37. CUtigers86

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    This guy is edgy. Not bowing down to greedy corporations and their free coffee

    :loldog:
     
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  38. DelapThrows

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    I just want that pimento cheese sandwich in my area. How do I find that?
     
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  39. racer

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    Start on page 38 of this thread
     
  40. afb

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    update: it's fine, nothing special
     
  41. ugafish

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    I sure wish I got gifts from corporate or from my local. They haven’t given anything out since quarantine.
     
  42. Bruce Bowen

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    Just received free fudge brownie expiring today
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  43. CUtigers86

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    Ugghh

    Ts and Ps
     
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  44. racer

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    Feel better?
     
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  45. MA

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    I haven't gotten anything since May. Colorado CFAs suck.
     
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  46. TC

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    Damn dog. You gonna take that from them?
     
  47. Bruce Bowen

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    They heard my complaints and know my weaknesses.
     
  48. dtx

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    i’m already red status for 2022 lmao
     
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  49. racer

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  50. DC3

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    Just had the Honey pepper pimento chicken sandwich. I give it a 9/10.
     
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