Chip Kelly to UCLA

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Oh shit, devine.
     
  2. devine

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    That post reeks jealousy and desperation
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    This is the definition of disingenuous. What does Kelly’s NFL record have to do with UCLA? Just about everybody who had an opening two years ago wanted him. People care it’s but just 3 games into the second year does anyone think he’d need fired already from anywhere? We just paid. $12 million buyout. To get rid of Kelly right now it would cost another 15 million (buyout and owed salary). That’s not happening. We’re fucked for sure this is disastrous no need for the disingenuous crap. And no I am not defending him
     
  5. TC

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    Easy man. Lot of things to do in LA
     
  6. Blu Tang Clan

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    That’s a misleading video. The shaded area below the press box was mostly blue (I was sitting in the end zone to the right). It was probably 60-40 UCLA, maybe 55-45. Obviously not good, but not as bad as that vid made it look.
     
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  7. DeToxRox

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    Seems relevant
     
  8. Fidelio

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    finally
     
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  9. Fidelio

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  10. Daniel Ocean

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  11. Fidelio

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    that was the last time anyone saw chip
     
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  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Never thought I'd say this but i legit feel bad for UCLA football fans. The twelve that remain, at least.

    It'll be a race to the finish to see if they or birds go extinct in America first
     
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  13. TC

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    At least it's still a solid academic institution
     
  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Laughed out loud at this.
     
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?!
     
  16. TC

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    Myself, and other bastions of fine academics
     
  17. Boo MFer!

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    Go sniff farts somewhere else, nerd!
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    I often forget that it’s rare for people to actually attend the schools they root for. Actual Alumni dont stop rooting for their alma maters because they suck at sports. Unless you go to a diploma mill where sports are the only thing that matters.
     
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  19. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Shit just hits different when you’re a public Ivy. You and I know what that’s like. Most here don’t.
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Yeah. It’s sad that some don’t understand how it feels to actually have a connection to the school you root for. I honestly feel bad for those people.
     
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  21. IV

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  22. Jack Parkman

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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    You were having a fucking meltdown that he didn’t go to UF so get fucked with this shit.
     
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  24. Jack Parkman

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    I still haven’t completely gotten over you calling me a gay slur over it
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    There is no gay slur in that post you obviously edited my post.
     
  26. Jack Parkman

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    Good thing i quoted your original response before you edited :wink:

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  28. Jack Parkman

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    This post makes complete sense and certainly was never edited
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    My buddy and I who worked for Chip at Oregon were talking about why he's so shitty now

    I think it's possible that his "edge" (using practice for max reps, all of the training stuff, and obviously the offensive stuff) all just got absorbed by every good program and they just do it all better now.
     
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  31. 941Gator

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    That's not quoting his original post. That's quoting the post that he claims you edited.
     
  32. JeremyLambsFace

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    Going for the Sterling A defense, bold move
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    it clearly has been edited my gibbons. You hate to see that type of slander. But what do you expect from a gator fan who is an FSU alumnus
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    You’re a sick (and bad) person
     
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  35. Jack Parkman

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    I quoted it in 2017 when he wrote it
     
  36. 941Gator

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    we're still giving free forgiveness passes on the f word until 2020 fwiw.
     
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  37. Jack Parkman

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    In Danny’s defense he did realize his wrongs in 2017 and apologized

    I may have forgiven but I haven’t forgotten!
     
  38. 941Gator

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    i know, i was just making a joke that you screen-shot your post, which was a reply to him, giving you the ability to edit it then screen-shot it. i.e. how I just added faggot in your reply above.
     
  39. Joe_Pesci

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    Hey Gibbons is everything ok man
     
  40. Jack Parkman

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  41. AptosDuck

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    The public ivy talk just kills me every time
     
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  42. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Need a #PublicIvy hashtag. This could be the logo
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    Or we could just tag theregionsitter every time the topic comes up.
     
  43. Daniel Ocean

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    Fan of IMO IYAM
     
  44. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington every year gon be our year
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    I also enjoy the oxymoronic "public ivy" mentions
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    I sounds like you don’t know what the word oxymoron means.
     
  46. LeonardWashington

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    nah
     
  47. theregionsitter

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  48. ZeroPointZero

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  49. Mr. Bean

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    There could be some truth to this. There’s a few things I can think of that CK more or less pioneered that are now common place in CFB.

    If you listen to his interview from the other day where he snidely dropped the wishbone line, he is very defensive about NOT wanting UCLA to be Oregon 2.0. He thinks what he’s doing on offense now is a further progression of what he did years ago. What rings hollow to the media and fans is that the results have been the worst offense in the country.
     
  50. AHebrewToo

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    Alabama's women's wheelchair basketball squad is pretty good though.
     
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