Chris Rock's First LIVE Netflix

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  1. poor paul

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    It's bad. fucking horrible shit all about how every comedian is cancelled.
     
  2. Lyrtch

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    Social media destroying the minds of everyone who grew up before it started is hysterical
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    A Netflix special for a comedian is clear evidence of every comedian being canceled.
     
  4. poor paul

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    he just said that elon musk gets his dick sucked all day.

    this is legit the worst.
     
  5. electronic

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    Old rich comedian sucks. Rinse, repeat.
     
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  6. poor paul

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    I agree with you, but I saw him 3 years ago and he was awesome and not this.
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    Comedians whining about not being able to say abhorrent shit as "comedy" has really gotten old. It's like right wingers excusing their bigotry bc of "the bible." If you can't do a stand up routine without saying awful shit about groups of people, find a new line of work. Single one person out for their actions? Fair game. "Jokes" about race, religion, gender, and secual preference aren't funny.
     
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  8. poor paul

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    I've seen Chris a bunch of times. He was always funny.

    This is not funny.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    This reminds me I need to watch marons new HBO special
     
  10. poor paul

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    kardashian joke was good.

    why is he wearing 3 inch boots?
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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    He's short? Idk just a guess.
     
  12. poor paul

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    bad trans joke

    and we're back to him being Chappelle
     
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  13. dblplay1212

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    poor paul thank you for taking this one for the team. I feel good about skipping it now.
     
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  14. Sir Phobos

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    Gen Xers really are pissbabies. they're so much more philosophically close to Boomers than Millennials.
     
  15. poor paul

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    It sucks because I love him and my wife went to see him the night after we got engaged before he was so cancelled he got millions to be on Netflix.
     
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  16. poor paul

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    he said some funny shit second half
     
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  17. Jake Barnes

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    Interesting hearing more of the Will Smith background.
     
  18. MrOutlaw

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    Started really slow but the second half was fine. Not his best work but I laughed. He buried will smith and Jada pinkett. And as the internet pointed out- he chose to do this special in Jada’s hometown, certainly not accidental.
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    Hope Will slaps the shit out of him again.
     
  21. NilesIrish

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    I thought he was pretty good for a 50 something rich guy, I appreciated that he leaned into what he is. I groaned at the "identify as poor" joke but otherwise I enjoyed the majority of it.
     
  22. IvanTheTerrible

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    He sounds like a bitter old man.
     
  23. Boo MFer!

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    Because he is.
     
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  24. ashy larry

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    why all the animus towards will smith? so random.
     
  25. LA window washer

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    I hate that Smith slapped him. I think the true villain here is Jada. She emotionally abuses Will it seems.
     
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  26. ashy larry

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    wait what
     
  27. Sir Phobos

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    motherfucker did you get kidnapped or something?
     
  28. LA window washer

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    Joking right?
     
  29. Redav

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    Yeah I'm glad Will slapped him now
     
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    Can’t be serious.
     
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    cringe
     
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  32. IvanTheTerrible

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  33. steamengine

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    Turns out the same defense mechanisms that cause you to become a comedian make you a shithead later in life if you make it there.
     
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  35. BellottiBold

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    I didn't watch but I'm not surprised at some of the comments above. I caught him one night a year'ish ago at comedy cellar and I was really bummed out by how much of the material he was working on centered around the predictable "I can't be funny anymore" grievance bs.
     
  36. HoosDaMan

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    Shut your whore mouth.
     
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  37. Sanjuro

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    I thought it was pretty funny once it got going. I didn’t really see that big of a focus on the cancel grievances. Will Smith deserved all that saved up roasting by Rock. It was petty but that added to the effectiveness.
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I think this is true somewhat, but I also feel like he's just straight up trying to copy Chappelle and others because there's a lane for that right now for a mostly 40+ year old audience
     
  39. —

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    Maron in person >>>>>>>>> his specials.
     
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    So is it just flat out unwatchable or worth watching to at least know how bad it was and have some context for potential future conversations about it?
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm 9 minutes in and bored as hell.
     
  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    Was the point of doing it live so everyone could see him fuck up the Concussion/Emancipation joke?
     
  43. Tobias

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    who is will smith
     
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  44. IvanTheTerrible

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    It's not Brendan Schaub or Whitney Cummings bad as far as a Netflix standup special goes. But Chris comes off as a redundant and bitter old man in this. He's certainly copied the Chappelle playbook of glazing Elon Musk and making trans jokes.

    I can’t believe he had a year to prep and workshop and this is what we got. He also talks for a weird amount of time about Meghan Markle. This gives me the vibe that like Piers Morgan, Chris got shot down and now just uses his comedy platform to vent about being rejected.

    What happen to actually writing jokes? We don't need more comedian truthtellers.
     
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    I've hung out with Whitney a few times and she's extremely funny/whitty but I've never really loved her standup

    I don't know how you made it through a Brendan Schaub special
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Other than Burr and maybe Santino she probably murdered her set more than anyone I've seen at the store but that's obviously only 10-15 mins. She's really good I'm just not sure an hour+ long special is her niche.
     
  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    I watched the Schaub Gringo Papi special after the whole Bobby Lee debacle. It's fascinating to watch someone be this bad at something they are supposed to be passionate about. It is legit the worst standup special I've ever seen.

    I've never met Whitney. But her podcast and latest standup are exhausted and strained. Comedians will tell you how hard they have been grinding with creating jokes and then give the audience 39 year old parrot Facebook boomer memes and think that will play well.
     
  48. ashy larry

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    i’m trying to figure out how their paths even cross. like shouldn’t he be at driveline working on the secondaries? explains a lot.
     
  49. Karl Hungus

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    netflix enlisted rock after clearly feeling threatened by this:

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  50. Eathan Edwards

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    I was literally trying to think of a bet penalty for MLS - now I have it.