Clash of Clans; No AQ, No war

Discussion in 'Video Game and Fantasy Football Board' started by BPDaawg, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. slhorn

    slhorn Well-Known Member
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    No. Fuck that.
     
  2. Matt Foley

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    Team will not be building a second village.
     
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  3. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Speculation: The 2nd base will be some type of island base and there will be naval combat.
     
  4. slhorn

    slhorn Well-Known Member
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  5. Randy Bobandi

    Randy Bobandi Well-Known Member
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    Try it again, without all the sucking.
     
  6. slhorn

    slhorn Well-Known Member
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  7. slhorn

    slhorn Well-Known Member
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  8. gilstein21

    gilstein21 Tight Rip 26 Seal Right
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    cant believe we won those last two shit shows
     
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  9. Jake Scott

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    Where are Mike Honcho, AUB , tony wonder and Big Daddy?

    Fuck, let's get the old school group back together.
     
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  10. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    We Clash Royale now :mulletsmug:
     
  11. Randy Bobandi

    Randy Bobandi Well-Known Member
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    slhorn is our #1 right now. How do you sleep at night?
     
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  12. slhorn

    slhorn Well-Known Member
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    Ohhhh yiiiiiiisssss
     
  13. Jake Scott

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    :aero:
     
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  14. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    I got burnt out and started playing future fight. But getting bored of that now. How's the game theses days?
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Jake Scott

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    I'm ready to see where this broken boat thing takes me... :warn:
     
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  16. je ne suis pas ici

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  17. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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  18. AubCabs

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  19. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Been gone for like a year and a half, homie.
     
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  20. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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    Come back you bitch. New update comin
     
  21. je ne suis pas ici

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  22. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    where'd that trashy girl that had the kids go?
     
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  23. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Been slumming it with a lesser clan for about a month, pumping my champs into the 30s.

    Just cannons and walls until I'm maxed as a th10.
     
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  24. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Hit TH10 a few months ago. Finally got all my camps done, unlocked the Miners and Bowlers, and starting on Troops in the Lab and Teslas.
     
  25. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Miners are the only troops I haven't touched. I rarely see them used and don't have any real interest in using them myself, so...
     
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  26. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta My posting power is over 9000.
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    Pretty hurt about not getting mentioned in the old guard group.

    I was there in the beginning :old:
     
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  27. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    The good ol days when L5 hogs could wipe an entire base in clan wars.
     
  28. Tony Wonder

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    Update live in 15 minutes
     
  29. Matt Foley

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  30. Jake Scott

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    really not sure how I feel about this... I wish I could use my gold, e and de from the other base.
     
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  31. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Eh, it's something to do when you can't attack and your builders are busy on your main base. Plus, from looking at the update details, some of the research you can do later can be used on your main base.
     
  32. Shiggityshwo

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    :moar:
     
  33. Matt Foley

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    I think I'm done with the game. If anybody wants my account, let me know and I'll see what I can do to get it to you.
     
  34. Shiggityshwo

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    but you never even got to war with your heroes
     
  35. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley Well-Known Member
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    Such is life, once you've maxed everything except walls, it becomes pretty boring
     
  36. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    dang battle robot looks like a hoss

     
  37. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Not a huge fan of the update. Only positives imo are that it's something to do while my builders are busy at my main base and it seems like a good way to get gems, which I'm pretty slutty with when it comes to spending. Maybe it will grow on me.
     
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  38. AubCabs

    AubCabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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  39. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    I need a good bh5 base pls help
     
  40. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    Hi everybody

    I've noticed that a lot of you seem to really struggle with this whole war castle donation thing, so I figured I'd give a tutorial on this highly effective strategy for attacking the problem.

    For starters, raise your hand if you log on a couple times a day to either raid or just empty your collectors. Ok that looks like everyone, cool.

    Now, there are two main ways to know that a war has started. 1) You should receive an alert to your phone/tablet, but sometimes you won't get one if you have a previously unchecked alert. 2) When you log on, you'll notice an annoying red ! on the war decal that only goes away once it's been tapped (which is great because that's the next part of this strategy :warn: )

    Alright, so you've tapped the war decal, even if to just get rid of the red alert, and now you've entered the war overview screen, showing all of our bases in descending order. Now, there are two main things you want to look out for here. First, find your base, it'll be the one that has your username over it. Secondly, search through until you've found the base that is directly below yours, which shouldn't take long at all if you've effectively been able to locate your base.

    Once you've scouted the location of the base below yours, tap it, I find that a finger is the most efficient way to go here. You'll then see the troops that have been requested for defense by this user, so make a mental note of them, for this information will be very important to you.

    Now, you may be saying to yourself, ok Shiggityshwo, I understand how to do all that, but I always seem to get stuck after this part. Well don't worry guy, I'm gonna tell ya what you need to do next, and it's waaaaaaayyyyyyy easier than you'd think.

    On the bottom left corner you'll see a decal labeled return home, this is the button that allows you to return home, and by home I mean your normal farming base, not your actual home. The next step is completely up to you now. If you've logged on to raid, great, go for it, get that shit, and when you've finished, go ahead and train that army again. If you aren't raiding, go ahead and skip to the sentence that begins with "Here's the crucial step though...". Here's the crucial step though, remember that mental note of troops you made to donate, well here's where that knowledge becomes important. Find those suckers in your training barracks, you'll be able to recognize the needed troops by their identical images to the war castle versions, and because you're not retarded, probably. Go ahead and queue them up, and then just go live life. Sooner or later, you'll be all like, whoa man I want to raid or just empty my collectors, let me open up this CoC application on the phone that I keep within arm's reach 24 hours a day.

    ******************YOU'RE ALMOST THERE******************

    When the game opens, you'll be at your home screen, unless you've been fownkin around on the BH side, but that's neither here nor there, or something. What you'll see is your army ready to go, as well as the troops for you to donate, just chillin in your barracks. Long story short, because I'm losing steam with my facetious want to here, battle screen, find base, donate. Now, if done properly, you will no longer be a twat, hell, you may even become ambitious and help fill other cc's whoooaaaaaaa tiger.

    Total Time of Dedicated Action: Probably about the same amount of time it took you to open this thread and realize you didn't want to read any of this.

    Godspeed everyone
     
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  41. morrdave9

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    tl:dr
    Probably should have spent the time typing that out donating troops to war castles instead.
    HTH
     
  42. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    that didn't help at all
     
  43. morrdave9

    morrdave9 Well-Known Member
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    Haha
    I usually pass out the baby drags and minions to those that need em
     
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  44. Jake Scott

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    I don't war :smug:
     
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