Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    that lice-ridden scumbag would get turned down by any blood bank
     
  2. southlick

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    His lock of the week.
     
  3. JGator1

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    Has he blamed Malik Davis scoring on an MSESPN conspiracy #DBAP?
     
  4. LuPoor

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    Is he making a reference to Steven Seagal's character in Hard To Kill promising to take Senator Trent to the bank... To the blood bank?
     
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  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  9. LuPoor

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    Low level celebrity
    Public output is a constant stream of cultural grievances and race baiting
    Zero thoughts on policy

    Yup, I'd say he checks every box
     
  10. VaxRule

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  11. Moxin24

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    Excuse me, but Mr. Travis has repeatedly stated that he'd be running as an Independent, despite that poll. Thanks. #DBAP
     
  12. NoNatty

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    Polling at 5%. Impressive.
     
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  13. laxjoe

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    Hahaha
     
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  14. Can I Spliff it

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    I guess not bathing your kids is the next logical step in the burgeoning anti vax political movement
     
  15. Prospector

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    The lice eat the dirt?
     
  16. Truman

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    Wait - is he really running?
     
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    Peyton would be leagues better than blackburn
     
  18. Magneto

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    In Massachusetts this would lead to a conversation with the Board of Bar Overseers
     
  19. southlick

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  20. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    No. He'll just talk a lot of shit about how he'd win, get scared to run when push comes to shove, then talk shit about how he totally would've beaten whoever ends up winning.
     
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  21. bro

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    Just drove past this. I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

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  22. Houndster

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    I’d rather swim through a tank of Great Whites than watch Clay Travis do standup.
     
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  23. devine

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    Need video of that
     
  24. Prospector

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    45 minutes on liberals are stupid amiright sounds gross
     
  25. Gaknight

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    you forgot the hilarious mention of boobs
     
  26. Fran Tarkenton

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  27. Joe_Pesci

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    there was a radio guy here that tried a similar shtick. dino costa was his name. he was eventually fired because he said that BLM protesters who block traffic ought to be run over.
     
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  28. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    GOAT movie title
     
  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    What's the Cam Newton outrage?
     
  30. Gaknight

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    He said something about a women asking about routes.
     
  31. steamengine

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    Hopefully to the grocery store mirite
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

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    what
     
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  33. Can I Spliff it

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    whoa clay don't kill 'em
     
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  34. LuPoor

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    The clip itself is beyond what you could imagine
     
  35. Daddy Rabbit

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  36. Clown Baby

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    Clay obviously gets off on two things: (1) being the center of imagined media attention, and (2) seeing his wife consentually-plowed by strangers who have pubic lice fetishes (or whatever).
     
  37. wes tegg

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    Strangers? He's stated numerous times that he and Eddie George are friends.
     
  38. three stacks

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    with all that's been going on in the country these past two weeks, i literally forgot clay travis existed until this thread was bumped tonight
     
  39. devine

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    Same
     
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  41. UncleJesse

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    I hope Shannon kills him.
     
  42. glimmer

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    Just don't forget that Eddie George fucked Clay Travis's wife.
     
  43. UncleJesse

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  44. JonathanCoachman

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    It was good that Hitchens checked out when he did because if he continued his Iraq shit anymore it would have tainted his brilliant back catalogue.
     
  45. (Z)

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    Guy loved him some Kurds. I think he would have supported anything that he thought could benefit them.
     
  46. RGClemson05

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    He’s asking for it

     
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  47. UncleJesse

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  49. UncleJesse

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  50. Capstone 88

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    A quick scroll through her Twitter shows she's a WWE fan. No surprise he married white trash
     
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