Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. Teflon Queen

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    Damn I think the faux Tucker Max thread was lost at some point. That was one of my favorite threads
     
  2. ashy larry

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    all this and the biggest indictment is he doesn’t wash his kids
     
  3. kslim

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    I absolutely despise clay travise

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  4. wes tegg

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    This is overused, but it really fits Clay to a T.

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  5. bro

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    Isn’t “Twins” Coors?
     
  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    It very well could
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    I just choked on my avocado toast from reading this
     
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  8. Beeds07

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    Maybe the lack of comedy made people think it wasn't satire?:idk:
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

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    Clay Travis is the type of guy who hasn't yet figured out that Fight Club and Starship Troopers are satire.
     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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    fight club is? i thought it was sincerely whining about how consumerism stomps on masculinity or something

    i still like it but it's pretty melodramatic
     
  11. Corch

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    Hold up there, friend
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    I love Fight Club as a movie. It rules. I bought the DVD as a high schooler and watched it 6-7 times as a teenager through college with other idiots.

    I can't imagine David Fincher not subverting Chuck Palahniuk.
     
  13. The B1G Kucktis

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    Remember when Clay Travis sabotaged the hiring of Greg Schiano and the Vols lost at home to Georgia State and BYU? That’s comedy.
     
  14. wes tegg

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    Sure. It’s bad.
     
  15. Truman

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  16. Bruce Wayne

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    Soft ass libs can’t say hand job on tv anymore?
     
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  17. IvanTheTerrible

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    Why the fuck did she apologize?
     
  18. Truman

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    For real. He’s was still in the screen. He should have.
     
  19. IvanTheTerrible

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    He'll roll this into another appearance on Tucker Carlson this week.
     
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  20. IvanTheTerrible

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    Rachel B really does seem like a good human.
     
  21. bro

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    That show seems awful
     
  22. IvanTheTerrible

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    I catch it every evening on my drive home. I get that it's FS1's answer to the betting show on ESPN. But, Clay Travis is an insufferable prick.
     
  23. 941Gator

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    define on my drive?
     
  24. IvanTheTerrible

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    The show streams on XM radio.
     
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  25. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Is that even a scene from Boogie Nights?
     
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  26. southlick

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    I guess he's talking about this?

     
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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    Did eddie george buy his book
     
  28. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I'm not offended that he said handjobs, I am offended that he couldn't apologize for himself.
     
  29. Gambler

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    I bet she gives good handjobs too.
     
  30. bro

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    Sweet
     
  31. NoNatty

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  32. Prospector

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    Didn't we have a poster who would post his picks and mock him on Mondays?
     
  33. bro

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    Pelican
     
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  34. IvanTheTerrible

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    That would hurt his brand.
     
  35. LeonardWashington

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    this is a clay classic right here



    just pathetic. guy knows his base I guess
     
  36. 941Gator

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  37. Whammy

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    So just discovered this thread, what’s the reason for all the Clay hate?

    Generally like the guy, he can be kind of douchy and hyperbolic but that’s what these talking heads do.

    Not everyone can be Stuart Scott/Scott Van Pelt. Assuming that’s a hot take in here
     
  38. ShuPoor

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    It's probably the constant race baiting and reactionism.
     
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  39. Whammy

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    But the Earl Campbell stuff as an example...does anyone really disagree about the point itself? Shoe on other foot and so on

    Am sure this has been discussed ad nauseum in here, just curious
     
  40. electronic

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    He just needs to shut up and stick to sports.
     
  41. Tommy Callahan

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    He would be fucked if that’s the case. His sports commentary is pitiful
     
  42. JeremyLambsFace

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  43. wes tegg

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    The “Earl Campbell stuff” is a preposterous, bad faith argument that ignores the racial history of this country. Generalizations of whites being better at something will always be more offensive than the inverse because those assumptions were used for millennia to justify genocide and subjugation. It’s not newsworthy that people react differently in one case over another, and feigning outrage over inequity is at best intellectually dishonest and at worst white supremacy.

    That example is right out of his playbook. He’s not an idiot, he knows what he’s doing, and he’s using race-baiting to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
     
  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That and Earl Campbell probably legit has some CTE from the insane abuse he took with his running style, probably not going to get upset at him for speaking his mind.
     
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  45. hood b. goode

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  46. Capstone 88

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    That’s not even a handstand push-up. Christ.
     
  47. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  48. AlternativeFactsRule

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    lol. head job.
     
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