Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Damn I think the faux Tucker Max thread was lost at some point. That was one of my favorite threads
     
  2. ashy larry

    ashy larry marcy projects, son
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    all this and the biggest indictment is he doesn’t wash his kids
     
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  3. kslim

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    I like entourage
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    I absolutely despise clay travise

    Fin
     
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  4. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    This is overused, but it really fits Clay to a T.

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  5. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Isn’t “Twins” Coors?
     
  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    It very well could
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    I just choked on my avocado toast from reading this
     
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  8. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Maybe the lack of comedy made people think it wasn't satire?:idk:
     
  9. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Mediocre digital spew
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    Clay Travis is the type of guy who hasn't yet figured out that Fight Club and Starship Troopers are satire.
     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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    fight club is? i thought it was sincerely whining about how consumerism stomps on masculinity or something

    i still like it but it's pretty melodramatic
     
  11. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    Hold up there, friend
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    I love Fight Club as a movie. It rules. I bought the DVD as a high schooler and watched it 6-7 times as a teenager through college with other idiots.

    I can't imagine David Fincher not subverting Chuck Palahniuk.
     
  13. The B1G Kucktis

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    Remember when Clay Travis sabotaged the hiring of Greg Schiano and the Vols lost at home to Georgia State and BYU? That’s comedy.
     
  14. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Sure. It’s bad.
     
  15. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Soft ass libs can’t say hand job on tv anymore?
     
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  16. IvanTheTerrible

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    Why the fuck did she apologize?
     
  17. Truman

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    For real. He’s was still in the screen. He should have.
     
  18. IvanTheTerrible

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    He'll roll this into another appearance on Tucker Carlson this week.
     
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  19. IvanTheTerrible

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    Rachel B really does seem like a good human.
     
  20. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  21. IvanTheTerrible

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    I catch it every evening on my drive home. I get that it's FS1's answer to the betting show on ESPN. But, Clay Travis is an insufferable prick.
     
  22. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    define on my drive?
     
  23. IvanTheTerrible

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    The show streams on XM radio.
     
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  24. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Everybody just shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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    Is that even a scene from Boogie Nights?
     
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  25. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    I guess he's talking about this?

     
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  26. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Did eddie george buy his book
     
  27. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    I'm not offended that he said handjobs, I am offended that he couldn't apologize for himself.
     
  28. Gambler

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    I bet she gives good handjobs too.
     
  29. bro

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    Sweet
     
  30. NoNatty

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  31. Prospector

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    Didn't we have a poster who would post his picks and mock him on Mondays?
     
  32. bro

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    Pelican
     
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  33. IvanTheTerrible

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    That would hurt his brand.