Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. bro

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    People have been wiping down airplane and airport seats for my entire life. This isn’t a new phenomena
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    I only travel by Greyhound bus (like John Madden) and I never wipe down the seat of the toilet before dumping out
     
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  3. Redav

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    It could very easily be someone who lives with an immunocompromised person or is themselves but still finds themselves having to fly so they are being as safe as they can. Kind of takes an enormous asshole to laugh at someone being precautious. I mean you don't know their situation.
     
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  4. Lyrtch

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    wiping down your contact points on a plane is just being smart

    who wants to get sick on vacation, transmission via the air is much more unlikely than surface transmission (non covid obviously)
     
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  5. Constant

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    Should have wiped Jay down while at it imo. That boy def got some cooties.
     
  6. poor paul

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    I just want to know why he's flying for two hours but breathing on each other for 3 hours.
     
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  7. Gaknight

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  8. Andy Reocho

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    Putting laptops in front of them all seems very high school level production
     
  9. TAS

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    The texags politics forum must all be in line at tractor supply restocking on ivermectin instead of out there supporting their heroes
     
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  10. IV

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    Not to be a Debbie downer but I’d wait 5-6 weeks before we call it a flop, the chuds want to be grifted
    so bad
     
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  11. Gaknight

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    If he can’t win over Texas A&M what can he win over?
     
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  12. CUAngler

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    Bump for the gruden takes
     
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  13. Jack Parkman

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  14. IV

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    This is an airborne virus murking unvaccinated 20-30 year olds but sure Clay
     
  15. zeberdee

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    Clay says ZERO RISK
     
  16. Gallant Knight

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    is kyrie the only unvaccinated NBA player?
     
  17. BudKilmer

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    not that it was ever in question but


    kind of locks in that Kyrie is making the wrong choice given how clay had a perfect record in being incorrect March-May of 2020 re: Covid
     
  18. Upton^2

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    No
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Imagine still claiming there is zero risk
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Also: it’s a NYC call/mandate not an nba one for games in Brooklyn.

    not that Clay gives a shit about accuracy
     
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  21. BudKilmer

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    His followers are the smoothest brained assholes to ever exist :laugh:

     
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  22. Gallant Knight

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    so i guess we will learn who else is unvaccinated when they play in NYC and/or San Francisco
     
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  23. bro

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    the man had diarrhea, not the flu
     
  24. Tiffin

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    Hungover rhea is p rough tho
     
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  25. El Tiburon

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    Butt flu?
     
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  26. Tobias

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    clay's essentially guaranteed now that kyrie is going to die of covid
     
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  27. bro

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    very contagious
     
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  28. Fran Tarkenton

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    Will take some time bc at first those players will get day to day “injuries” on initial trips

    luckily NHL only has 4 unvaccinated
     
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  29. zeberdee

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    NBA is at like 95% last I've seen so it's only like 25-30 guys.
     
  30. Jigga

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    Everyones favorite Miami Heat is fully vaccinated if you want someone to root for
     
  31. Upton^2

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    This reads like he’s saying the Covid vaccine provides zero risk to any adult. Alright!
     
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  32. Prospector

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    Has he announced when he is having Gurden on his show?
     
  33. IV

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    this would honestly tell me more about grudens heart than the email
     
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  34. C-Pay

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    On brand, Clay jacked that from the tweet that went viral earlier in the week
     

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  35. Wywan Bwowna

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    Not defending Jay, but logically, you do spend almost an additional hour on the ground when counting boarding, taxiing 2x, deplaning, etc.
     
  36. IV

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    Foodie Huxtables comment really made me chuckle for some reason
     
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  37. Beeds07

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    I think they should stop wiping down stuff before surgeries. We're all in the same small room for the entire surgery.
     
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  40. IV

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    Whitlock is such a loser
     
  41. The Banks

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    So the NHL has 732/736 (99.5%) vaccinated

    NBA is reportedly at 95% so ~427/450

    NFL is at 94% so ~1589/1696

    What’s MLB at?
     
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  42. wes tegg

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    It's awful. As of September, only like 25 teams had met the 85% threshold.
     
  43. Constant

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  44. Constant

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    American whites.
     
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  45. Gunners

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    Wiping down everything for me is just a way to kill a few minutes of the time I’m doing absolutely nothing. Glad you care, Jay!
     
  46. Clown Baby

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  47. Stringer Bell

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    Is that Papa John?
     
  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    brad dooley has never been in the pizza category
     
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  49. Bar None

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    Yeah, that Travis tweet pisses me off so much. I coded an otherwise healthy 30 something year old with four kids last week and with no prior medical history, and then had to explain to his crying wife on the phone that we did everything we could to save him (RN here). It sucked. And I know that because of asshats like this it won’t be the last time.
     
  50. Constant

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    Jesus. Fuck. Your job is terrible and terribly important. Thank you for doing it.