Cologne Game

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  1. mp_22

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    Recommendations?
     
  2. 20/20/20/20

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    Step up your wardrobe game. Go to express and have an chick employee help you chose 3-4 jeans (about 60.00 each and make sure they fit well). Then match 3-4 long sleeve dress shirts, make sure you buy at least one long sleeve that stands out like Red (about 55.00 per dress shirt). Next select 2 belts with nice buckles ask the employee to help you with it (20.00 per belt).Then buy 2 dress shoes black and brown (about 70-90 each). Ask her for help picking out 4-5 t-shirts buy them at any other store you want, just make sure there stylish.

    Next is accessories. No its Not gay to add stylish accessories to your wardrobe. Purchase one of those leather fossil watches black or brown (75.00 each). Add a few clean bracelets (15-40.00). Purchase 2-3 necklaces with unique pendants (doesn't have to gold/silver, 20-50.00 each
    Don't know if you have hair or not but go to a salon and have a female advice you on what haircut style will fit you best.

    Then go to your local gym and sign up. Work out 3-5 times a week if possible. The last thing you gotta buy is that family packj of trojan condoms from costco cause you're going to be banging chicks left and right.

    Good luck
     
  3. Blu Tang Clan

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  7. TrustyPatches

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  9. Odin

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    i own bottles of armani black and polo blue. pretty much always wear armani black when i go out which is never.
     
  10. Tiffin

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    I have another bottle somewhere, think it's another Armani, but I don't recall off the top of my head. Haven't seen that one or the Nautica in a while, keep the Aqua di Gio in my dopp kit just in case. Really rarely wear the stuff, probably have well over half of each bottle left and had them for over a decade.
     
  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    Curve, 6th grade me says you’re welcome.
     
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    Curve still smells really fucking good. Don’t @ me.
     
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  14. Gunners

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    Bama posters serious about their cologne
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    smelling pretty is for girls
     
  16. devine

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  21. Blu Tang Clan

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    Tegg wins.
     
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  22. War Grundle

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    Smelled so bad
     
  23. —

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    have a female advice you on what haircut style will fit you best.


    ^goat work of prose in this website’s history
     
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  24. Mr Mortisay

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    Highly recommend Lacoste Red
     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    I thought this was going to be about the FC Cologne win over Union Berlin from Saturday.
     
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  26. Bricktop the white

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    Have that and Jean Paul Gaultier le male.

    I dont wear cologne very often so both bottles have lasted me almost a decade at this point but they both still smell great.
     
  27. lfriend

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    Look, OP.

    You might be thinking, "hot fuck I need to spray my body down with this"

    But check this. Instead of spraying your body down, spray your bed. Mattress, sheets, pillows, blow up woman, all of it.

    Picture it like marinating meat. You're welcome.
     
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  28. Emma

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    Issey Miyake cologne
     
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  30. TC

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  31. BrickTamland

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    • Hand
    • Face
    • Aftershave
    • SPF
    What else does one need?

    edit - apparently no SPF, whatever big whoop wanna fightabahdit
     
    #32 BrickTamland, Aug 24, 2020
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  32. Odin

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    people actually wear red?
     
  33. Irush

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    Someone got me this as an Xmas gift when I was in like 8th grade
     
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  35. Bruce Bowen

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    For the special nights :quagmire::pipelayer:
     
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  38. Fusiontegra

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  39. Fusiontegra

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    ...because that's the only time I go outside right now.

    Where the fuck you got to go and smell all nice for, during a pandemic, OP?
     
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  40. TC

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    Ease up on OP, I assume he's in middle school based on wearing cologne
     
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  41. Pigproquo

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    Creed Aventus. $$$, but worth it!
     
  42. TYdeFan05

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    This^ Aventus and Silver Mountain Water in a rotation. They are similar enough I wouldn’t own all three.
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm shocked you recommend $300+ colon

    sss
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Need poll for people who actually still wear cologne. Gotta be a high cross section of people over 45 or ppl that or by the replies....you went to Alabama
     
  45. TYdeFan05

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    I spent $30 on a small decant of two of those. I wear it on date nights because my wife likes it and I think she’s pretty neat. So maybe twice a month at most. 10ml will last me until my son is out of college, but I understand your aversion/bias. I work in a plant so I definitely don’t wear it Monday through Friday, and would feel weird doing so.
     
    #47 TYdeFan05, Aug 25, 2020
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  46. GGCD

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    I'm pretty sure I haven't worn cologne since I was 13.
     
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  47. REGGNECK

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    I wear it when I take Mrs. Regg out .
     
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  48. racer

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    One time I was talking to a guy from Ireland in a bar who smelled nice. He said it was Paco Rabanne.