CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Emma

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    Lofl trump fucking sucks and we shouldn't be in this position, I think you're clearly under informed. Testing, ramping up, isolation, tracking etc should have started day 1
     
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  2. Gunners

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    Economy is shit, everyone is scared, a lockdown may be coming; not too worried about late May.
     
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  3. GrizzliesDrew

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    Doctor friend sent me this. 28% mortality rate if admitted. He is a nephrologist, which I think is kidneys
     

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  4. Tobias

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    you have to realize how embarrassing it is to constantly trust a mentally challenged reality tv star, right?
     
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  5. Henry Blake

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    Trump is directly responsible for 1) us still not testing and 2) eliminating the nsc pandemic chair. Thousands will die b/c of those.
     
  6. Thoros of Beer

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  7. Bruce Bowen

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    Buddy just sent me facebook post from local Irish Pub. We are so fucked.
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  8. momux

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  9. The Hebrew Husker

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  10. rulethirty

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    I seem to recall a thread on reddit with someone from italy saying that's why their mass cancellations failed. All the younger people basically partied through it like some sort of vacation.
     
  11. Tarpon Nole

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    Hahah god dammittttttt
     
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  12. devine

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    Stop peeking in my windows lol
     
  13. beerme

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  14. slhorn

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    Fourth case confirmed in Houston.
     
  15. The Hebrew Husker

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    HAHAHAHA JFC
     
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  16. TimPig

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    Don't worry I saw it.

    I did NOT find it funny.

    :crossedarms:
     
  17. Fudd

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    Talking to my Uber driver about what else? COVID-19. He's asking me all these questions about it and it makes me feel knowledgable and trustworthy. He then tells me he's learning about it in one of his classes. I ask him what he's studying:

    "Oh, I'm in my 4th year of medical school"

    Oh.
     
  18. TimPig

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    Is this like the women I meet in Vegas who are in medical school
     
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  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    second death in Santa Clara County is a woman in her 80s. The county has 79 confirmed cases

    SF with 23 confirmed cases, up from 19 on Thursday
     
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  20. Fudd

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    No, he's a 4th year med student at SUNY Downstate.

    Those are strippers at Spearmint Rhino.
     
  21. The Hebrew Husker

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    This is probably a dumb question, but the people in the "low risk" demographic (or whatever you want to call it).....if they test positive, do they stay in a hospital and get some kind of treatment? Or is it just a self quarantine and keep an eye on it?
     
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  22. drunk panda

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    the latter, don’t want to tie up resources if you’re not that bad
     
  23. Bruce Bowen

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    Buddy just said his friend is at said irish pub and it’s packed. Also said he will be going there tomorrow for pre st patricks day party. Said buddy is my coworker. Well at least I don’t live near my family.
     
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  24. Henry Blake

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    80% who get it are not hospitalized. Prob higher % for younger people.

    https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/about/symptoms.html
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. momux

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    Depends on symptoms.
     
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  27. Baseballman86

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    Is this immediately or is rollout going to take a while?
     
  28. beerme

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    My idiot friend is out in Philly too, said it’s slammed
     
  29. chuckmasterflex

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  30. laxjoe

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  31. DeToxRox

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    Third if you count her probably fucking Trudeau in the last week or two.
     
  32. Lyrtch

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  33. drunk panda

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    Pelosi is going to end up president.
     
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  34. Aaron Hernandez

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    Bolsonaro’s second test came back negative so nothing to see here.
     
  35. The Banks

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  36. Arrec Bardwin

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    Jesus, fucking half of China smokes?
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    "our biggest sales day of the year is more important than your grandma's life"
     
  38. indeed

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    No doubt this is adding to and multiplying spread, as is people gathering in bars and restaurants. People need to shop, and they won’t stop going out to eat/drink/hangout unless restrictions are implemented.

    But we’re not wired for social isolation for any material length of time.
     
  39. fuxstockings

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    any info about left hand cigarettes?
     
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  40. afb

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    ya

    it's legit

    fucking libtard
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    It isn't an STD, but I'd imagine if you fuck someone who has it, then you probably got it too.
     
  42. indeed

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    That’s why it’s so foggy there all the time.
     
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  43. Joe_Pesci

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    i remember reading a thing about the first americans to play in the chinese basketball league and how they were dumbfounded that they not only allowed smoking in the arenas, but that so many people smoked that there would be a massive cloud of secondhand smoke hovering over the court during games
     
  44. Bruce Bowen

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    My favorite part is “it will pass much more pleasantly if people pay attention to the facts” so lets get as many sloppy drunks together as possible!
     
  45. The Hebrew Husker

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    Pretty sure its basically like grabbing a drink and socializing there.
     
  46. Joe_Pesci

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    i also liked the completely unironic reference to history that the writer doesn't have a clue about, because the last pandemic like this was the second deadliest event of the 20th century, after WWII
     
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