CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. MtOread

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  2. Irush

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    he’s now lost two popes
     
  3. 941Gator

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    Some agencies arresting people
     
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  4. DuckKin

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    the baton should be a joint to be accurate in my house
     
  5. Schadenfred

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    And yet this still won't be enough to keep Francesca from voting for Trump in November.
     
  6. Ingram

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    I'd rather never hear from Mike Francesca again honestly that guy is very terrible
     
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    He will still vote for him in November
     
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  11. Cornelius Suttree

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    Santa Clara County with a 31% increase in cases between Sunday and Monday

    202 new cases and death toll rose to 28
     
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  12. Scblue

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    This argument continues to be dumb. The nyt article explicitly mentions putting limits on millionaires being the benificiaries.
     
  13. bertwing

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    Thank me later boys

     
  14. Champ

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    boo-coo
     
  15. ned's head

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    Midland stabbing suspect wanted to kill Asian American family over coronavirus fears, reports say
    [7:45 p.m.] An FBI document says a man facing attempted murder charges for stabbing members of a family at a Midland Sam’s Club did so because he thought the Asian Americans were Chinese and “infecting people with the coronavirus,” according to an ABC News report.

    The 19-year-old suspect admitted he tried to kill the family, according to a Midland Reporter-Telegram article from earlier this month. That paper also reported that the man is being held on attempted murder and aggravated assault charges.

    The ABC News report Monday cites an FBI document that warns of an increase in hate crimes against Asian Americans as the coronavirus crisis magnifies in the United States. The pandemic started in China. As it has gripped America and Texas, the virus has unleashed widespread fear, anti-Chinese sentiments and outright xenophobia among American leaders.

    Family members stabbed in Midland included a 2-year-old and 6-year-old, according to the document ABC News obtained. — Brandon Formby
     
  16. xec

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    Some more on this. Last year IHC brought in a cut & slash take no prisoners ceo. Budgets, benefits , etc... were slashed. A lot of excellent people quit and the other systems picked them up. The local competitors all feel IHC was pretty shitty to do what they did today, however the people being cut back are people who likely don’t have the certifications and expertise to do patient care in the coming surge. The competitor systems are hoping even more IHC folks will now quit and jump to them.
     
  17. xec

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    It’s my favorite way to spell it.
     
  18. xec

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    Nope, not every one at all. Maybe most.
     
  19. Cornelius Suttree

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    #CancelPrime
     
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  20. indeed

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    Yeah what could wrong with creating a locus of virus exchange at drive through windows across the country, and driving multitudes to urgent cares and ERs due to food poisoning and explosive fiery diarrhea ripping out of inflamed American Assholes from that nasty E. coli Laden Grade C meat product.
     
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  21. joe-

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    wow are you describing taco bell or is this joe biden’s campaign ha wow lol
     
  22. shawnoc

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    My wife’s hospital is paying current salaries for the staff to all be CNAs right now. It’s probably costing them a fortune since they have no outpatient revenue right now.
     
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  23. shawnoc

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    My son broke his toe tonight.
    No way we were going anywhere to get it looked at.
     
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  25. The Banks

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    When I broke my leg at 9 o'clock on a Saturday night I had the choice of emergency room ($$$) or wait until the morning and going to a clinic. I chose tequila. How old is your son?
     
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  26. xec

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    It sounds like they are trying to keep everyone on payroll, which is laudable. At my wife’s hospital they are giving bonuses to all employees, keeping hours for everyone, and providing $55/day/child for child care. I realize that’s not the norm. Locally, Intermountain Health Care is the only large system to announce cutbacks. Yet, as Lyrtch stated, your wife and my wife and thousands of others are on the front lines. I hate what our President didn’t do to fully arm them for this battle.
     
  27. Randy Bobandi

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    Don’t they usually just tape it to another toe?
     
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  28. xec

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    They called it Taco Hell back in the day.
     
  29. shawnoc

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    8. We taped it and gave him all of the cherry flavored Tylenol he wanted.
     
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    Cliffs: you’re a pussy
     
  31. shawnoc

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    Probably. If it was the small toe, definitely.
    We’ll see whether he can walk in the morning.
     
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  32. spagett

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    *takes all of it forcing shawnoc family to visit hospital
     
  33. devine

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    Great post thank you
     
  34. devine

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    Laughed so hard at this reply

     
  35. AptosDuck

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    For those of you that have never followed polotics on here

    indeed truly believed that as he got older he would transition to the boomer generation

    keep that in mind when he tries to talk intelligently
     
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  37. devine

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    I’m not going to keep that in mind
     
  38. Zap Branigan

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    Man, fuck this country if you, or your kid, breaks something and you actually have to weigh whether you should take him to the hospital or not.
     
  39. Cornelius Suttree

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    if it's a big toe, they might do something different

    if it's not the big toe, I think all you can really do is rest and ice it right?
     
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    When the fuck does April start
     
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    Wednesday.
     
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  42. Schadenfred

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    Seems like every time someone comments about Taco Bell, they complain about explosive diarrhea. Are people's intestinal tracts really that weak?
     
  43. lfriend

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    Ducttape that fucker into place and get him a busch lite
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    next month
     
  45. GoodForAnother

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    ok dork you can go pick up food
     
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  46. GoodForAnother

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    frankly, I have GI issues when I don’t eat TB often enough
     
  47. IanBoyd

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    In April
     
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  48. Josey Wales

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    I know what you mean so I don’t disagree with what’s probably fueling your anger, but I’m pretty sure nearly every country has had to deal with this as they’ve gone through phases of covid spread. Any doctors office could have it floating around.
     
  49. Schadenfred

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    If you ever receive a fecal transplant, make sure the donor has prepared himself with medical-grade Cheesy Gorditas and Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos.
     
  50. GoodForAnother

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