Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. zeberdee

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    of course he’s never played poker before.
     
  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    How are you in your 40s having never played poker?
     
  3. bertwing

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    Never having any friends probably doesn’t help
     
  4. The B1G Kucktis

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    I don’t play poker very much and I’m generally not that interested in card games. I know if I wanted to learn, I wouldn’t host a fucking tournament and get embarrassed for all to see. It’s like taking up golf and playing your first round at Pebble Beach.
     
  5. devine

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    Rovell is always so close to a salient point. If Chuba Hubbard made the money, he could tell his racist coach to fuck himself and sit out a season before making more money for himself.
     
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    Lmao gimme a king of spades :roll:
     
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    If he hasn’t already, he will 100% double down with a follow-up to explain how he was right.
     
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  12. devine

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    Ratio’d lmao



     
  13. nexus

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    apparently 2011-2012 isn’t the last decade

     
  14. devine

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    Definitely bigger story than a star tight end in the NFL murdering people
     
  15. zeberdee

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    love when people make like 10 different arguments to prove you wrong so you just dig in on the semantics of one of them and claim victory.
     
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  16. devine

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    And still be wrong
     
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  17. zeberdee

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    well yea, that goes without saying.
     
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    You mean to tell me investing in amazon stock would have been a good thing? Amazing

     
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  20. devine

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    Lol what an idiot that bonilla guy is
     
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    Darren is gonna have a full rainman freakout when one of his kids accidentally opens his Joey Chestnut hotdogs that he’s stored in the fridge
     
  25. devine

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    I don’t understand this. So he’s saying he woke up and realized he didn’t have any Joey chestnut memorabilia so he went out and somehow got a signed pack of hot dogs?
     
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    I hate that man so much
     
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    He for real bought a whole 7-Eleven fit just for that :roll:
     
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    I wonder how much money Bobby Bonilla could have made if he time traveled to the future and bought a sports almanac, returned back to the year 2000 and then 20 years later bet all of his money on Andy Ruiz knocking out Anthony Joshua.

    What a financial windfall that would be huh
     
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    And in true Darrell fashion, he just had to double down.

     
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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Slick math, Darrell.

     
  34. DuffandMuff

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    I read this tweet five times and still have no idea where he was trying to go with it.

     
  35. DuffandMuff

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    How much was Ellison willing to pay? How much are the warriors worth today? How much does oracle pay for the naming rights? How much has ellisons net worth increased since not buying the warriors?

    Absolute shit tweet. Gave me information I never needed, and left me with a handful of questions I now want answered.
     
  36. devine

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  37. Boo MFer!

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    :roll:
     
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    Team rovell
     
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    I too one day want to be a public figure and poke fun about the deaths/illness of fellow Americans.
     
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    Don’t forget to also wake up, pour a cup of coffee, and tweet out a video of the president getting his brains spilled.
     
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  41. IV

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    separating the south from republicans in this conversation is garbage
     
  42. bertwing

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    Shocker

    never admit this
     
  43. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    permanently change his username to brovell

    do it
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    What a takeaway from today’s Skins news
     
  45. Boo MFer!

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  46. Clown Baby

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    Darren’s response to this is without question going to be a double down
     
  47. Boo MFer!

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    Lol
     
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    A Bruce Almighty scenario where for the last 48 hours Darren has only been able to hear the constant barrage of Washington fans praying that something will happen with Dan Snyder
     
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